hiya ppqp..how are you today then?feeling any better?I hope so...hoe you get that estate sorted out ..the only winners in these games are solicitors..when my aunt died,she left money in a trust to be looked after by my other aunt (who is 98)the deal was that she got the interest on the initial monies while she is still alive,with the initial sum being on a 4 way split me my brother and 2 cousins....the solicitors charge an admin fee of £2500 per year for that!!!!for sitting doing nowt!!so best ov luck...hope work and health are smiling on you ..you have far too much to injoy in life..you aint ready for no plot!!
hey Sam the man..take it 2 wheels means yer bike and not a truck with multiple punctures?!!you getting out and about ..?you are all on daylight saving or something soon?
hiya pie hows you then?all good I hope..yes those pigs are smart,I took some vids of them and also some miniatures,but dont know how to download them...they are also getting another horse,and have 3 dogs 2 terriers and a dachshund in pup!!hows the work coming along your way?hot dogs,nachos and ice cream...this is a dream!!
mornin Lav....so...are you out gallivantin in your sequinned skirt too?? please please please post pics!!!!!!!!!!in the meantime heres a brew....believe me if the farmer at the back sold me that field.......
hiya det...hows you then...you def sound a lot chirpier..internet marketing???wots that then matey?I do that sometimes....ebay :yay:glad you enjoyed the fencing...
hiya ns,hows you then?not heerd from you for a bit hope all is well....
hiya pauly.....you ok?get up and lets go....:hug:
right folks offski.. have a good weekend.....
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"
Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"
Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea?
A: It gets wet. Duh!
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?
Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
A preacher concludes his service by saying, "Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the 17th chapter of Mark."
The following Sunday, the preacher says, "Now, all of you who have done as I requested and read the 17th chapter of Mark, please raise your hands."
Nearly every hand in the congregation goes up.
The preacher continues, "You are the people I want to talk to. There is no 17th chapter of Mark."
I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial-a-lama.
Here’s a picture of me with R.E.M.; that’s me in the corner.
Overall, I’d say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don’t like that.
When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow; we called her Melony.
My wife… its difficult to say what she does… she sells seashells on the seashore.
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire; they're trained for that!
I was walking along the road the other day and on the pavement i saw a white baby ghost; however, come to think of it, it may have been a tissue.
Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don’t think so… retired mermaids.
I don’t know if you’ve ever fallen asleep whilst eating a plate of cauliflower, and then woken up, and thought you were in the clouds.
Easiest job in the world of course: Australian psychiatrist, “Gday Gday how you doing… no worries… next.”
If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.
The pollen count, now that’s a difficult job… especially if you’ve got hay fever
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number… she looked great going down the stairs.
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon… but it never really took off.
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