morning Lav ...hows you today then?all well?mini longwood gardens?hmmm theres a thought!!that was a smart little Amish made house in that pic of your gd..really well made..whats this about snow??spring and snow...now that doesnt go ..spring and sun.,now that sounds fun..poetry at its best ..have a great day.ooooooooooooops ...here you go...big brew!!
hiya Sam...hows you then today all good ..feeling less tired ?I was nodding off last night too...unlike me so went to bed early doors..mouth aint so painful..I will get used to it..did they manage to help with restoring that document?
hiya pauly,how you today then?all good?wow you are ahead in the growing game with the toms...I think the type you are talking about are called sweet millions or part of that strain..they are great to just pick n eat!!as for numbers....you can happily have mine if its any good to you....but also told you before ..just pm too..have a good weekend
hiya ns..hows you ?thanx for the compliment...was asked last night if I will put a shower in and tile Amys bathroom....on my list I guess!!found this ..courtesy of dr google is this what you make?
hiya ppqp......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh half the order missing ..bad news that one!!!man alive that lawyer must be rubbin his hands together!!chin up :heartbeat:
hiya pie hows you then?likewise kuya?and anyone else Ive missed...(rushing now!!)
have a great weekend!
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A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I'm horribly sick!"
The doctor looks at her and asks, "Flu?"
"No, I drove here."
A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go."
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.
When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."
Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
Parent: What's that?
Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
Sharon had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went.
"Pretty good, I think," replied Sharon, "but if I go to work there I won't get a holiday until I'm married."
Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing. "Is that what they told you?"
"No", replied Sharon, "but right on the application it said 'Holidays may not be taken until you've had your First Anniversary.'"
The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like to know two things.
First: Why did you revolt?
Second: How did you get out of your cell?"
One of the three men stepped forward, "Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful."
"I see. And what did you use to break the bars?" the warden asked.
Replied the spokesman, "French Toast...
It was a disastrous year for the farmers. The snow fell and fell until the government relief agency had to step in and lend a hand.
"It must have been terrible," said the government man to a farmer. "All that snow."
"Could have been worse," calmly answered the farmer. "My neighbor had more snow than me."
"How's that?" asked the government man.
"More land," replied the farmer.
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him a strong lecture about drink. He said, "If you continue drinking as you do, you'll gradually get smaller and smaller, and eventually you'll turn into a mouse."
This frightened the life out of Paddy. He went home that night, and said to his wife, "Bridget....if you should notice me getting smaller and smaller, will ye kill that blasted cat?"
There was a young fellow who was quite inventive and was always trying out new things. One day he thought he'd see just how fast a bicycle could go before it became uncontrollable. He asked his friend, who owned an old Mustang, if he could tie his bike to the bumper of his car to test his theory. His friend said, "Sure."
So the young man tied his bike to the back of the car and said to his friend:
"I'll ring my bike bell once if I want you to go faster, twice if I want you maintain speed, and repeatedly if I want you to slow down."
With that, off they went. Things were going pretty well, with the car driver slowly speeding up to well over 60 mph. The young fellow on the bike was handling the speed just fine. But, all of sudden, a black Corvette came up beside them and before you knew it the fellow driving the Mustang forgot all about the fellow on the bike and took to drag racing the Corvette.
A little further down the road sat Officer John in his police cruiser, radar gun at the ready. He heard the two cars before his radar flashed 105 mph.
He called into headquarters on his radio: "Hey, you guys aren't going to believe this, but there's a Corvette and a Mustang racing out here on Highway 3, and there's a guy on a bike ringing his bell and waving his arms trying to pass them!"
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