morn all....how are we today then?all good I hope....my intention was to take it a bit easier today....did a fair bit yustaday....powerwashed the front back and sides of the house,the drive the side path...the slabs in the back garden the rockery the drystone wall..anything that didnt move got the biz..needed it but boy did I feel it...reason being?yes it needed it but got a new path scrubber and wanted to try it out..so today wiz an easy day...but not so ...took the little fence down round the rabbit hutch,and washed the car ..in the rain..duh..it is pouring down now...so forced rest maybe?
anyways time for a brew..everyone else?
hiya ppqp...glad you are getting it togeva..and as far as scrapping the note you were gonna write on here...why?thats what its all about...its about effects,causation,why we dont drink,why we could fall into the trap ..and a little group of us to lissen...so if you want to moan/sound off whatever then do so ...glad the little boxes is working....
hiya Lav....dont think you will be on your way yet !!but heres a brew to set you off..dont know what that weird flower is ....definitely a succulent and thats me knowledge!!pouring down with rain here...and mr sicko is chuffed...can check to see if greenhouse is sealed properly!!!
hey sam the man ...hows you today then?all good I hope..farmer has got a new bunch of shorthorn cattle that he has just put out in the fields behind us..nice to watch them..
hiya pauly hows you today then?All good I hope?
hi pie hows the work going ?well I hope..
hiya ns....you travelling at the moment?
right peeps off we jolly well go....
famous sayings
“We had gay burglars last night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”
“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.”
“I tell you what makes my blood boil – crematoriums.
“My Dad is Irish and my Mum is Iranian, which basically means we spent most of our family holidays in customs.”
“My daughter wanted some trainers. I said, you’re eleven. Go to Taiwan and make some.”
“I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out – that’ll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.”
How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish.
“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.”
“Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewellery.”
“Money can’t buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.”
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer.
“We know the speed of light, but what about the speed of darkness?”?
“the pen is mightier than the sword and considerably easier to write with.”
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done.
Rehab is for quitters.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.
What’s got a trunk, four legs and lots of keys? A piano up a tree.
“I was raised half Jewish and half Catholic. When I’d go to confession, I’d say, Bless me, Father for I have sinned and you know my lawyer, Mr Cohen.”
“Waiter there’s a dead beetle in my soup.”
“Yes sir, they’re not very good swimmers. “
“I call my lawyer and say, ‘Can I ask you two questions?’ He says, ‘What’s the second question?’”
“Say what you want about the deaf…”
-
“I asked my date what she wanted to drink. She said, ‘Oh, I guess I’ll have Champagne.’ I said, ‘Guess again.’”
Two lions are walking down the aisle of a supermarket. One turns to the other and says. ‘Quiet in here today, isn’t it’
Jesus is on Twitter. Mind you he’s only got the 12 followers.
What cheese would you use for hiding a pony? Mascarpone.
Recent research has shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy.
A man went into a chemist’s shop and said ‘Have you got anything for laryngitis?’. And the chemist said ‘Good morning sir. What can I do for you?’
I phoned the local ramblers club today, and this bloke just went on and on.
A friend said to me: “I can never do the American accent properly. Every time I try it, it sounds like Pakistani”. I said: ”You’ll just have to try harder, Abdul.
An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
“I took the wife’s family out for tea biscuits. They weren’t too happy about having to give blood though.”
“I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.”
“I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman’s voice said, ‘What the hell are you doing with your life?’”
“I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad. I take something for it.”
“People often say to me. ‘What are you doing in my garden?’”
“What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?”
-
“These are my principles. If you don’t like them, I have others.”
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre – so the barman gave her one.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ‘Is this some kind of joke?’
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
“They say cheese gives you nightmares. Ridiculous! I’m not scared of cheese.”
“My grandfather started walking five miles a day when he was sixty. Now he’s eighty-five and we don’t know where he is.”
Tragically I was an only twin.
anyways time for a brew..everyone else?
hiya ppqp...glad you are getting it togeva..and as far as scrapping the note you were gonna write on here...why?thats what its all about...its about effects,causation,why we dont drink,why we could fall into the trap ..and a little group of us to lissen...so if you want to moan/sound off whatever then do so ...glad the little boxes is working....
hiya Lav....dont think you will be on your way yet !!but heres a brew to set you off..dont know what that weird flower is ....definitely a succulent and thats me knowledge!!pouring down with rain here...and mr sicko is chuffed...can check to see if greenhouse is sealed properly!!!
hey sam the man ...hows you today then?all good I hope..farmer has got a new bunch of shorthorn cattle that he has just put out in the fields behind us..nice to watch them..
hiya pauly hows you today then?All good I hope?
hi pie hows the work going ?well I hope..
hiya ns....you travelling at the moment?
right peeps off we jolly well go....
famous sayings
“We had gay burglars last night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”
“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.”
“I tell you what makes my blood boil – crematoriums.
“My Dad is Irish and my Mum is Iranian, which basically means we spent most of our family holidays in customs.”
“My daughter wanted some trainers. I said, you’re eleven. Go to Taiwan and make some.”
“I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out – that’ll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.”
How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish.
“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.”
“Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewellery.”
“Money can’t buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.”
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer.
“We know the speed of light, but what about the speed of darkness?”?
“the pen is mightier than the sword and considerably easier to write with.”
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done.
Rehab is for quitters.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.
What’s got a trunk, four legs and lots of keys? A piano up a tree.
“I was raised half Jewish and half Catholic. When I’d go to confession, I’d say, Bless me, Father for I have sinned and you know my lawyer, Mr Cohen.”
“Waiter there’s a dead beetle in my soup.”
“Yes sir, they’re not very good swimmers. “
“I call my lawyer and say, ‘Can I ask you two questions?’ He says, ‘What’s the second question?’”
“Say what you want about the deaf…”
-
“I asked my date what she wanted to drink. She said, ‘Oh, I guess I’ll have Champagne.’ I said, ‘Guess again.’”
Two lions are walking down the aisle of a supermarket. One turns to the other and says. ‘Quiet in here today, isn’t it’
Jesus is on Twitter. Mind you he’s only got the 12 followers.
What cheese would you use for hiding a pony? Mascarpone.
Recent research has shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy.
A man went into a chemist’s shop and said ‘Have you got anything for laryngitis?’. And the chemist said ‘Good morning sir. What can I do for you?’
I phoned the local ramblers club today, and this bloke just went on and on.
A friend said to me: “I can never do the American accent properly. Every time I try it, it sounds like Pakistani”. I said: ”You’ll just have to try harder, Abdul.
An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
“I took the wife’s family out for tea biscuits. They weren’t too happy about having to give blood though.”
“I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.”
“I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman’s voice said, ‘What the hell are you doing with your life?’”
“I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad. I take something for it.”
“People often say to me. ‘What are you doing in my garden?’”
“What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?”
-
“These are my principles. If you don’t like them, I have others.”
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre – so the barman gave her one.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ‘Is this some kind of joke?’
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
“They say cheese gives you nightmares. Ridiculous! I’m not scared of cheese.”
“My grandfather started walking five miles a day when he was sixty. Now he’s eighty-five and we don’t know where he is.”
Tragically I was an only twin.
PQ,post away,that's the whole point,I feel like I whine ALOT and I was trying not to but maybe if I had posted what was on my mind a couple weeks ago I wouldn't have drank? We're supposed to be here for support, not just talk about the weather and write about only the happy times,anyways, much love to all,hope we all have a terrific Thursday
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