morn all ..how are you then today?all good?well the weekend is almost upon us..hard to believe that just a week ago I was over the water in the sunshine......and this morning?snow everywhere....just been out to feed the rabbits.
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...they must be bored stupid...both in separate hutches just sitting looking at each other...not even telly to watch!anyways ...off we go ..da da... real cawfee today...not some muck that has been packed in a shed and jumped into my case anywhere between Moscow and the Liffey..so sit back ,savour the aroma of real coffee beanz as they get a wash in boiling water in a cup..
Morning Det...how are you today then mate?did you get any kip?I really dont know too much..in fact nuffink about meds and al..so I am not really in a position to comment buddy...the whole meds thing tangles my head up ...simply because I dont know ,and didnt need..I do know this ..that you seem to do great and then for some reason crash and burn..so hopefully they will get you through that bit cos otherwise you do great ...oh and dont be sorry for the post..its about the crap as well as the good..not just opening the curtains and the birds are singing in la la land!!as for the pallet...Im going thru a comedy show at the minute...trying to bend wood..first piece snapped,then the rope I was bending it with broke,then I chose a piece of wood that wouldnt fit in the bath to soak it ..then got water everywhere..just as well Julie is at work....
mornin ns ..how are you?addiction makes us do things that defy logic???ha my head does that anyway!!:happy2: hope all is well with you today..
hiya pauly...hows you today then?feeling any better?hope so..are you getting anywhere with your plans? we all want you to succeed...2 pumpkins on the go?I cant get any plants out at the mo...but got a pretty full greenhouse!!Wot is a wet egg????????
hiya Daisy ...hows you today then?rockin??day 21 yeehah ..well done you!!!!see ..you can beat the aul thoughts..hows daughter doing?
mornin Lav...real brew today....genuine beanz straight from the coffee plantation in ermmm.. Manchester!you cant believe we are having snow?likewise jeez...and now the sun is out...needs to change so that I can get the rabbits out..next week will probably re configure the fences..Sandy has a habit of just going behind the hutches or jumping into his ..so she is spending less time actually out in view.....when they are out,he is at the stage now of looking for her...she..just wants food and a kip!!so if I redo the fenceline to isolate the hutches ...job done ....
hiya Sam ..how are you today then?all good..dont think you will be out too much in this!!
hi pie how are you today?not heard from you for a wee while ...everything ok?was bimbling about charity shops yesterday...and came across this cast iron book end
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trouble is...there was only one...so if anyone sees one let me know...
and for anyone interested in cookery...the Blue Mrs Beetons book is 130 years old...and the red one 116!! both in better condition than me!!
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hiya Kuya..hows you today then...hows the cold?getting better I hope..just wanted to say tho...I thought this forum was about helping people ...not personal slagging..the comments made about you or your life unless you choose to say have abs nothing to do with anyone else and were bang out of order...we dont always agree in our views but that isnt a pass to start gobbing off...
right good peeps thats it for now see yizall later...have a grand weekend...
I like stupid questions. Some guy's looking at this picture of me with no beard. Then he looks at me and goes, 'You grow a beard?' No, I shave my photos.
A man walks into a bar with a cheese sandwich under his arm. "A pint of Guinness for me and the cheese sandwich," he says to the barman.
"I'm sorry, sir," replies the barman, "we don't serve food in here."
Wandering inside a pet store, I stopped in front of a birdcage to admire a parakeet. We watched each other for a few minutes before it asked, “Can’t you talk?”
When a zoo’s gorilla dies, the zookeeper hires an actor to don a costume and act like an ape until the zoo can get another one.
In the cage, the actor makes faces, swings around, and draws a huge crowd. He then crawls across a partition and atop the lion’s cage, infuriating the animal. But the actor stays in character—until he loses his grip and falls into the lion’s cage.
Terrified, the actor shouts, “Help! Help me!” Too late. The lion pounces, opens its massive jaws, and whispers, “Shut up! Do you want to get us both fired?!”
Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m nervous as a cat.”
Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?”
Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”
A son walks up to his dad and tells him: "Dad, did you know in other countries you don't know who your wife is until you get married?"
His dad replies: "It's like that everywhere son."
Saw some kids building sandcastles on the beach so I ran and jumped on one of them.
Then I wrecked his sandcastle.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties.
The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following. The party of the first part shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part and rotate the party of the second part in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being tendered non-negotiable. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part becomes fully detached from the receptacle, the party of the first part shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part in a manner consistent with all relevant and applicable local, state and federal statutes. Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part shall have the option of beginning installation. Aforesaid installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable. The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part, by any or all agents authorized by him, the objective being to produce the most possible revenue for the Partnership.
My wife has an odd way of starting conversations.
She always begin by saying "Hey, are you even listening?"
I went round my mate's house yesterday and his kids were running round the house screaming.
He looked at me and said, "Don't ever have kids mate."
I said, "Hard work?"
He said, "No, you're an ugly git."
I like going into McDonald's and ordering an Egg McMuffin and a McChicken, just to see which one comes first.
"When one door closes another one opens," he said.
"That's all well and good," I replied, "but until you fix it I'm not buying the car."
What's the rudest type of Elf?
---
The GofckyoursElf.
Do you reckon they called the 'Saw' films saw so that people would say:
"Did you see saw?"
"Yeah I saw Saw."
"Did you see Saw 2?"
"I saw Saw 2 too"
"Did you see Saw 3?"
"No but I saw Saw 4"
"What did you see Saw 4 before you saw Saw 3 for?"
Do history exams get harder every year?
When I heard they had found a cure for dyslexia, it was music to my arse.
"Beatles or Stones?" I asked my son.
"Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?" he pleaded.
A man on his deathbed requested his wife, 3 sons, his nurse and a camera to be set up to record his final moments. Which were as follows...
"To my son, David, I leave the 2 blocks of flats in the East End of London. To my other son, Michael, I leave the 4 penthouses in Chelsea, and finally to my eldest son, Kevin, I leave the big glass building near Tower Bridge."
With that he slipped away. The nurse turned to the wife and said, "I never realised your husband was so wealthy. You and your sons are very lucky."
His wife swiftly replied, "Was he hell He was a fecking window cleaner!"
I have an app on my phone that makes the sound of a police siren.
Comes in handy if there are long queues in KFC.
20160429_072602.jpg
...they must be bored stupid...both in separate hutches just sitting looking at each other...not even telly to watch!anyways ...off we go ..da da... real cawfee today...not some muck that has been packed in a shed and jumped into my case anywhere between Moscow and the Liffey..so sit back ,savour the aroma of real coffee beanz as they get a wash in boiling water in a cup..
Morning Det...how are you today then mate?did you get any kip?I really dont know too much..in fact nuffink about meds and al..so I am not really in a position to comment buddy...the whole meds thing tangles my head up ...simply because I dont know ,and didnt need..I do know this ..that you seem to do great and then for some reason crash and burn..so hopefully they will get you through that bit cos otherwise you do great ...oh and dont be sorry for the post..its about the crap as well as the good..not just opening the curtains and the birds are singing in la la land!!as for the pallet...Im going thru a comedy show at the minute...trying to bend wood..first piece snapped,then the rope I was bending it with broke,then I chose a piece of wood that wouldnt fit in the bath to soak it ..then got water everywhere..just as well Julie is at work....
mornin ns ..how are you?addiction makes us do things that defy logic???ha my head does that anyway!!:happy2: hope all is well with you today..
hiya pauly...hows you today then?feeling any better?hope so..are you getting anywhere with your plans? we all want you to succeed...2 pumpkins on the go?I cant get any plants out at the mo...but got a pretty full greenhouse!!Wot is a wet egg????????
hiya Daisy ...hows you today then?rockin??day 21 yeehah ..well done you!!!!see ..you can beat the aul thoughts..hows daughter doing?
mornin Lav...real brew today....genuine beanz straight from the coffee plantation in ermmm.. Manchester!you cant believe we are having snow?likewise jeez...and now the sun is out...needs to change so that I can get the rabbits out..next week will probably re configure the fences..Sandy has a habit of just going behind the hutches or jumping into his ..so she is spending less time actually out in view.....when they are out,he is at the stage now of looking for her...she..just wants food and a kip!!so if I redo the fenceline to isolate the hutches ...job done ....
hiya Sam ..how are you today then?all good..dont think you will be out too much in this!!
hi pie how are you today?not heard from you for a wee while ...everything ok?was bimbling about charity shops yesterday...and came across this cast iron book end
20160429_075310.jpg
trouble is...there was only one...so if anyone sees one let me know...
and for anyone interested in cookery...the Blue Mrs Beetons book is 130 years old...and the red one 116!! both in better condition than me!!
20160429_075347.jpg
hiya Kuya..hows you today then...hows the cold?getting better I hope..just wanted to say tho...I thought this forum was about helping people ...not personal slagging..the comments made about you or your life unless you choose to say have abs nothing to do with anyone else and were bang out of order...we dont always agree in our views but that isnt a pass to start gobbing off...
right good peeps thats it for now see yizall later...have a grand weekend...
I like stupid questions. Some guy's looking at this picture of me with no beard. Then he looks at me and goes, 'You grow a beard?' No, I shave my photos.
A man walks into a bar with a cheese sandwich under his arm. "A pint of Guinness for me and the cheese sandwich," he says to the barman.
"I'm sorry, sir," replies the barman, "we don't serve food in here."
Wandering inside a pet store, I stopped in front of a birdcage to admire a parakeet. We watched each other for a few minutes before it asked, “Can’t you talk?”
When a zoo’s gorilla dies, the zookeeper hires an actor to don a costume and act like an ape until the zoo can get another one.
In the cage, the actor makes faces, swings around, and draws a huge crowd. He then crawls across a partition and atop the lion’s cage, infuriating the animal. But the actor stays in character—until he loses his grip and falls into the lion’s cage.
Terrified, the actor shouts, “Help! Help me!” Too late. The lion pounces, opens its massive jaws, and whispers, “Shut up! Do you want to get us both fired?!”
Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m nervous as a cat.”
Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?”
Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”
A son walks up to his dad and tells him: "Dad, did you know in other countries you don't know who your wife is until you get married?"
His dad replies: "It's like that everywhere son."
Saw some kids building sandcastles on the beach so I ran and jumped on one of them.
Then I wrecked his sandcastle.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties.
The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following. The party of the first part shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part and rotate the party of the second part in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being tendered non-negotiable. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part becomes fully detached from the receptacle, the party of the first part shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part in a manner consistent with all relevant and applicable local, state and federal statutes. Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part shall have the option of beginning installation. Aforesaid installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable. The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part, by any or all agents authorized by him, the objective being to produce the most possible revenue for the Partnership.
My wife has an odd way of starting conversations.
She always begin by saying "Hey, are you even listening?"
I went round my mate's house yesterday and his kids were running round the house screaming.
He looked at me and said, "Don't ever have kids mate."
I said, "Hard work?"
He said, "No, you're an ugly git."
I like going into McDonald's and ordering an Egg McMuffin and a McChicken, just to see which one comes first.
"When one door closes another one opens," he said.
"That's all well and good," I replied, "but until you fix it I'm not buying the car."
What's the rudest type of Elf?
---
The GofckyoursElf.
Do you reckon they called the 'Saw' films saw so that people would say:
"Did you see saw?"
"Yeah I saw Saw."
"Did you see Saw 2?"
"I saw Saw 2 too"
"Did you see Saw 3?"
"No but I saw Saw 4"
"What did you see Saw 4 before you saw Saw 3 for?"
Do history exams get harder every year?
When I heard they had found a cure for dyslexia, it was music to my arse.
"Beatles or Stones?" I asked my son.
"Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?" he pleaded.
A man on his deathbed requested his wife, 3 sons, his nurse and a camera to be set up to record his final moments. Which were as follows...
"To my son, David, I leave the 2 blocks of flats in the East End of London. To my other son, Michael, I leave the 4 penthouses in Chelsea, and finally to my eldest son, Kevin, I leave the big glass building near Tower Bridge."
With that he slipped away. The nurse turned to the wife and said, "I never realised your husband was so wealthy. You and your sons are very lucky."
His wife swiftly replied, "Was he hell He was a fecking window cleaner!"
I have an app on my phone that makes the sound of a police siren.
Comes in handy if there are long queues in KFC.
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