mornin we few ......
how are things today then? well Daisy ...do you reckon today is the day then?fingers crossed for you...
hiya Lav...1958 penny.....wow that is really old!!!!!!! :egad:what are you up today then?weather over here is gawjus...so need to get some work done in the garden...brew first tho
Sam the toonster ..how are you mate?still doing your own thing while you are boss (at the moment!!)have a good one mate..
How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
It’s when the blind try to read your face.
Q. What’s the worst thing about being lonely?
A. Playing Frisbee.
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
My girlfriend told me I was one in a million. When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.
After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
Q: Why did the shark keep swimming in circles?
A: It had a nosebleed.
Pessimist: "Things just can't get any worse!"
Optimist: "Nah, of course they can!"
sayings.....
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
-
Greg King
We've had "cloning" in the South for years. It's called "cousins"
Robin Williams
"I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night."
Bill Hicks
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Al McGuire
“Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t cook it!”
Gordon Ramsay (TV Chef)
I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells
Richard Pryor
I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
Oscar Wilde
Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Billy Sunday
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
Franklin Jones
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner.
Czech proverb
He who laughs.....lasts.
Erma Bombeck
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
how are things today then? well Daisy ...do you reckon today is the day then?fingers crossed for you...
hiya Lav...1958 penny.....wow that is really old!!!!!!! :egad:what are you up today then?weather over here is gawjus...so need to get some work done in the garden...brew first tho
Sam the toonster ..how are you mate?still doing your own thing while you are boss (at the moment!!)have a good one mate..
How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
It’s when the blind try to read your face.
Q. What’s the worst thing about being lonely?
A. Playing Frisbee.
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
My girlfriend told me I was one in a million. When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.
After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
Q: Why did the shark keep swimming in circles?
A: It had a nosebleed.
Pessimist: "Things just can't get any worse!"
Optimist: "Nah, of course they can!"
sayings.....
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
-
Greg King
We've had "cloning" in the South for years. It's called "cousins"
Robin Williams
"I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night."
Bill Hicks
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Al McGuire
“Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t cook it!”
Gordon Ramsay (TV Chef)
I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells
Richard Pryor
I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
Oscar Wilde
Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Billy Sunday
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
Franklin Jones
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner.
Czech proverb
He who laughs.....lasts.
Erma Bombeck
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Sam,I'm over this dumb election stuff,I don't like where its heading either way,poor hubs had to head out at 9 pm last night to help Kell with a flat tire,that's practically our bed time! Other than the usual not much going on here,the trying to quit smoking experiment is going but not gone yet,my coworker quit cold turkey last week and is breezing along...bitch!! Haha,I'mjust kidding and jealous, hope all are well,have a great Tuesday
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