yo folks hows we all today then?long weekend ...sun shining here,been up since 5.30..love the mornings before the wureld comes to life..did some more planting up last night ...runner beans now in..so are we all set for a good weekend?lets have a jar o java to start with...
mornin lav ...hows you after your midnight feast?take it you are havin a lie in today then?
morn Sam...hows you then mate?all good ..yep the garden is takin shape...trouble is I never really sit down in it ..my head is always thinking about modifying it or something...If I had lived in the stone age in a cave....bets are on I would have been makin something...as for musical talent ...fair selection you have got there..moi..my feet can hum,I can work a fiddle,and make an egg banjo!!
hiya pauly ..drinking out ov sadness??nah last thing you need is a pity party .....get some of that negativity and turn it into pos..ok what can I do now ,or what have I been meanin to do that I haven t got round to yet??betcha you can find something!!dont get sucked into woe is me syndrome ..youve done too well now to fall into that one :hug:
hiya det hows you today then suire ?hows the taste n smell...is it ok?easy test ..eat an onion /or a chilli pepper raw..if yer eyes water taste n smell are ok..if not ..then you can at least be happy in the knowledge that whatever lurgy you have wont be passed on...no one will come near ya..
hi pie how are you today then?hows things with your dad?hope they are getting sorted out....
well its a lovely day out there today sun is shining..and my choices today are...watch the 13 horses in the field behind the house,the Canada geese and Kestrel hawks just now,watch my rabbits playing in the garden,then have breakfast ,showered,go out meet my friend up in Huddersfield,come back past my other friends farm and pop in,read,and do a bit in the garden..
OR
plan how I am going to get my next drink ..drive down to the off licence get a bottle of booze and glug it,not remember what Im doing,work out how to get next drink,be a complete shit to everyone I meet and greet..not go anywhere because I have been drinkin..fall asleep,wake up with sore head and want a drink...what would YOU choose???have a great weekend...
Best one liners
Friday is my second favorite F word.
The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning.
The reason why I hate mornings so much is that they start while I’m still sleeping.
Every one of us has a friend, who says he’ll be in 5 minutes, but comes in two hours.
Everyone can find one person or three cats waiting for him.
Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
If someone is spitting behind you, it means you’re in front.
Nothing spoils the target more than a hit.
You won’t take ‘thank you’ to bed.
Every pipette wishes to be a clyster.
A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer.
A warning shot into the head.
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
mornin lav ...hows you after your midnight feast?take it you are havin a lie in today then?
morn Sam...hows you then mate?all good ..yep the garden is takin shape...trouble is I never really sit down in it ..my head is always thinking about modifying it or something...If I had lived in the stone age in a cave....bets are on I would have been makin something...as for musical talent ...fair selection you have got there..moi..my feet can hum,I can work a fiddle,and make an egg banjo!!
hiya pauly ..drinking out ov sadness??nah last thing you need is a pity party .....get some of that negativity and turn it into pos..ok what can I do now ,or what have I been meanin to do that I haven t got round to yet??betcha you can find something!!dont get sucked into woe is me syndrome ..youve done too well now to fall into that one :hug:
hiya det hows you today then suire ?hows the taste n smell...is it ok?easy test ..eat an onion /or a chilli pepper raw..if yer eyes water taste n smell are ok..if not ..then you can at least be happy in the knowledge that whatever lurgy you have wont be passed on...no one will come near ya..
hi pie how are you today then?hows things with your dad?hope they are getting sorted out....
well its a lovely day out there today sun is shining..and my choices today are...watch the 13 horses in the field behind the house,the Canada geese and Kestrel hawks just now,watch my rabbits playing in the garden,then have breakfast ,showered,go out meet my friend up in Huddersfield,come back past my other friends farm and pop in,read,and do a bit in the garden..
OR
plan how I am going to get my next drink ..drive down to the off licence get a bottle of booze and glug it,not remember what Im doing,work out how to get next drink,be a complete shit to everyone I meet and greet..not go anywhere because I have been drinkin..fall asleep,wake up with sore head and want a drink...what would YOU choose???have a great weekend...
Best one liners
Friday is my second favorite F word.
The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning.
The reason why I hate mornings so much is that they start while I’m still sleeping.
Every one of us has a friend, who says he’ll be in 5 minutes, but comes in two hours.
Everyone can find one person or three cats waiting for him.
Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
If someone is spitting behind you, it means you’re in front.
Nothing spoils the target more than a hit.
You won’t take ‘thank you’ to bed.
Every pipette wishes to be a clyster.
A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer.
A warning shot into the head.
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
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