morning folks,how are we all today then?all good I hope..kettle is on so its brew time ..
Hi Sam..hows you today then?hows the daughter crisis going?been there with that one in the past..!best of luck mate
hi pauly ..how are you today then?hows the sinuses doing?mebbes you need to live this side of the world!
hi Lav..brew time...how are you today then?this little band seems go be gettin smaller and smaller..oh well.You up to any thing today?Im still sorting out tomatoes and greenhouse.
big hello to anyone else ..
After a stressful day, one man comes home and sits in his backyard, drinking a beer.
As he's getting up to get a snack, he stops and asks, "Jesus, what is the meaning of life?"
To which Jesus replies,"You slave in the sun to support the ones you love. You make money so you can buy things for your family to keep them happy."
The man asks,"Jesus, why is life so hard?"
To which Jesus replies,"That, no one may ever know. You have to overcome many obstacles to be successful."
The man asks again,"How was the universe created?"
Jesus replies,"I'm sorry, señor, but can you stop asking questions? I'm trying to mow your lawn."
A 7 yr old and a 4 yr old are in their bedroom.
The 7 yr old looks at his brother and says, "I think it's time we start swearing."
The brother nods in agreement.
"When we go downstairs, I'll be the first to swear and then you swear" says the 7 yr old.
The two brothers go downstairs and the mother asks what they want for breakfast.
"I'll have a bowl of cocoa puffs, bitch!"
The mother smacks the kid so hard that he flies out of his chair.
The mother asks the 4 yr old what he wants. Stunned, the 4 yr old says, "I don't know, but it won't be fcking cocoa puffs!"
Why did the French chef commit suicide?
He lost his huile d'olive.
I crossed the road,dressed in a chicken outfit walked into a bar, and changed a lightbulb.
Then I realized that my life was a joke...
The CEO of BMW fainted onstage at the Frankfurt auto show this week.
And, in classic BMW fashion, he fainted across two parking spaces.
My late grandad used to only tell people what they wanted to hear.
Lovely man, terrible doctor.
Hi Sam..hows you today then?hows the daughter crisis going?been there with that one in the past..!best of luck mate
hi pauly ..how are you today then?hows the sinuses doing?mebbes you need to live this side of the world!
hi Lav..brew time...how are you today then?this little band seems go be gettin smaller and smaller..oh well.You up to any thing today?Im still sorting out tomatoes and greenhouse.
big hello to anyone else ..
After a stressful day, one man comes home and sits in his backyard, drinking a beer.
As he's getting up to get a snack, he stops and asks, "Jesus, what is the meaning of life?"
To which Jesus replies,"You slave in the sun to support the ones you love. You make money so you can buy things for your family to keep them happy."
The man asks,"Jesus, why is life so hard?"
To which Jesus replies,"That, no one may ever know. You have to overcome many obstacles to be successful."
The man asks again,"How was the universe created?"
Jesus replies,"I'm sorry, señor, but can you stop asking questions? I'm trying to mow your lawn."
A 7 yr old and a 4 yr old are in their bedroom.
The 7 yr old looks at his brother and says, "I think it's time we start swearing."
The brother nods in agreement.
"When we go downstairs, I'll be the first to swear and then you swear" says the 7 yr old.
The two brothers go downstairs and the mother asks what they want for breakfast.
"I'll have a bowl of cocoa puffs, bitch!"
The mother smacks the kid so hard that he flies out of his chair.
The mother asks the 4 yr old what he wants. Stunned, the 4 yr old says, "I don't know, but it won't be fcking cocoa puffs!"
Why did the French chef commit suicide?
He lost his huile d'olive.
I crossed the road,dressed in a chicken outfit walked into a bar, and changed a lightbulb.
Then I realized that my life was a joke...
The CEO of BMW fainted onstage at the Frankfurt auto show this week.
And, in classic BMW fashion, he fainted across two parking spaces.
My late grandad used to only tell people what they wanted to hear.
Lovely man, terrible doctor.
no check in from Det yesterday?check in buddy please,the dogoise is cracking me up,yesterday he was ready for his food and while hubs was fixing his plate I was sitting outside and I swear he was headed right for my toes!! Maybe they looked like bananas or something cuz we mostly feed him fruit and veg,nose feels better today but I was tired last night! Think I nodded off at 8:45 and slept til 4:30 so maybe just worn out,hello Lav,Pie hope we all have a nice day
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