mornin all...and how is the world on this fine day then?all good?its raining here but still very muggy..thats as in weather not gettin robbed!!:egad:start of the weekend then..brew time and on we go..made a door stop yesterday,just to stop the door from banging in the kitchen...as its a pine door,thought I would make this out of scrap wood..yep I couldve bought one from poundland but it wouldnt have looked the same..bit of wood stain and beeswax ..job done!
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tied up my tomato plants so there is a bit of room in the greenhouse...
right brew time it is..
morning Sam ..hows you today then mate?do you hafta work weekends too?
Det great pic..Ive got a few like that ..took them messing about with my phone Samsung S5......well have you taken dx to the airport?thats it a week of greasy joes fish n chips on a paper plate now..ha ha..
hiya byrdie..how you then ...fanx for jumping in..as for floation devices for those 2..ha! Sand would need a lifeboat ..and him...well he would just go digging underwater..took this pic of him tonight...can we guess what he has been doing children??
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have a great day...enjoy you will soon be back at work...
hi Mr G hows life in the land down under ?all good hopefully ...whatcha up to this weekend?anything exciting?have a good one anyway..
hiya SF...hows you then?all good I hope..just about to send off my 300 bucks to register the wabbitz as my emotional stability aids..not that anyone who has at least one cell working will believe that 2 wabbits balance my mental and emotional stability!! talking about support animals..there is a great programme just started over here ..they take rescue dogs and train them to help people..es help ..not just to fart about on someones lap..its only just started ..I have seen the first one..heres the you tube trailer .the prog is not released yet on you tube but it will be I guess YouTube Intersting on the play on words on organic..if Target is one store ...guess yours must begin with a w?also Aldi are on the way into the us if they aint already there..30% cheaper than wal mart..and organic too they reckon according to their blurb..as for the dentist ...Im in the chair at 3 on monday...
FOUND THIS ON YOU TUBE..I was crying with laughter!!
YouTube
hiya pie..your post..the tail wagging is priceless...got to agree ..well done to you for making him/her comfortable and happy..short but really nice post..
hiya pauly hows you?still hittin the big numbers in the weather game?you doing anything this weekend?have a good one .
morn Lav..well how many more calls have you had then?heres a brew while you wait for the next one?you grandson watching this weekend?whatever you are doing have a great one
hiya ns...hope all is well with you take it you are static at the mo?not in travellin mode?Interesting posts about the booze that you bought..I guess we all do bappy things at times ..its what we then do that counts,even now in the house I have got about 5 pints of whisky and dark rum..all in sealed pussers rum and Royal Doulton jugs and ornaments..if it ever came to the crunch and I intended to drink them...I would without question smash them all first so that I couldnt!! one smashed once ..a commemorative litre of rum..jeez the house stank for days!!!!
right folks ..time to mosey ..have a good one....
Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.
Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking
What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
9 out of 10 voices in my head are telling me that I am too fat. The last one is calmly preparing a bowl of chips.
Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?" "No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.”
Two toothpicks are waiting at the traffic light when a hedgehog comes by. They look at him silently and then one toothpick says to the other, "Huh, so there's even buses..."
How can they call it Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is you stand up and say,
‘My name is John and I am an alcoholic’?
Make criminals pay, study to become a lawyer.
A man in a butcher shop: "I would like bull testicles please"
Butcher: "Me too"
Mum, I'm already 14, can't I finally get a bra?!
NO Harold!
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear." The other one says, "Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."
A man hired a lawyer when he got sued by his company for embezzlement of many millions. At the beginning of the process, the lawyer kindly reassured him: „Don’t worry, you’ll never go to jail with that amount of money.“
And the lawyer was right. When the man did go to jail eventually, he didn’t have a penny anymore.
Two fortune tellers meet. First one says, “We’re going to have a hot summer again.” The second one sighs happily: “Yes, it reminds me of the summer in 2092…”
"Please help me doctor, I have a bowel movement every morning at 7!"
"But that is a very healthy thing, Mr. Richards!"
"It would be, if I didn't usually wake up at 8:30!"
Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a couple of weeks later, it wasn't in the bathroom.
Little Johnny asked his Grandma, “Gran, what happened to the toilet brush I gave you?”
“Darling, I'm sorry but I just didn’t like it. After all those years, I’ve gotten used to the toilet paper, and this new thing was just too scratchy.”
They say money doesn't bring you happiness. Still, it is better to verify things for yourself.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hasn’t evolved yet.
facts
25% of all bottled water (in the US at least) comes from the city tap.
To encourage their young to train for combat, adult lions pretend to be really hurt by the cubs’ nips.
Steve Jobs’ father was a Syrian immigrant.
In 1913, a survey was carried out among US children working in tough conditions in factories. 412 of the 500 surveyed children said they would rather continue working in the sweatshops than face the “monotony, humiliation and cruelty” of school.
The Indian village of Marottichal put a ban on alcohol. The entire population turned to chess and now boasts 100% chess literacy and the nickname of “Chess Village”.
.
The human heart can squirt blood to a distance of 30 feet.
28.
Soviet tenor, Victor Ivanovich Nikitin, had such a captivating voice that as he sung to his Soviet comrades, the German troops on the Eastern Front during WW2 stopped their fire to listen to him.
Orange juice tastes bad after you’ve brushed your teeth because the toothpaste blocks the sweetness receptors on your tongue.
A Malaysian species of ants has a suicidal form of defense – when the worker ants are disturbed by intruders, they rupture their stomach membrane, releasing a mix of chemicals that immobilizes the invader – also causing their own death. Think about it the next time you disturb your colleague.
20160609_160001.jpg
20160609_155950.jpg
tied up my tomato plants so there is a bit of room in the greenhouse...
right brew time it is..
morning Sam ..hows you today then mate?do you hafta work weekends too?
Det great pic..Ive got a few like that ..took them messing about with my phone Samsung S5......well have you taken dx to the airport?thats it a week of greasy joes fish n chips on a paper plate now..ha ha..
hiya byrdie..how you then ...fanx for jumping in..as for floation devices for those 2..ha! Sand would need a lifeboat ..and him...well he would just go digging underwater..took this pic of him tonight...can we guess what he has been doing children??
20160609_180148.jpg
have a great day...enjoy you will soon be back at work...
hi Mr G hows life in the land down under ?all good hopefully ...whatcha up to this weekend?anything exciting?have a good one anyway..
hiya SF...hows you then?all good I hope..just about to send off my 300 bucks to register the wabbitz as my emotional stability aids..not that anyone who has at least one cell working will believe that 2 wabbits balance my mental and emotional stability!! talking about support animals..there is a great programme just started over here ..they take rescue dogs and train them to help people..es help ..not just to fart about on someones lap..its only just started ..I have seen the first one..heres the you tube trailer .the prog is not released yet on you tube but it will be I guess YouTube Intersting on the play on words on organic..if Target is one store ...guess yours must begin with a w?also Aldi are on the way into the us if they aint already there..30% cheaper than wal mart..and organic too they reckon according to their blurb..as for the dentist ...Im in the chair at 3 on monday...
FOUND THIS ON YOU TUBE..I was crying with laughter!!
YouTube
hiya pie..your post..the tail wagging is priceless...got to agree ..well done to you for making him/her comfortable and happy..short but really nice post..
hiya pauly hows you?still hittin the big numbers in the weather game?you doing anything this weekend?have a good one .
morn Lav..well how many more calls have you had then?heres a brew while you wait for the next one?you grandson watching this weekend?whatever you are doing have a great one
hiya ns...hope all is well with you take it you are static at the mo?not in travellin mode?Interesting posts about the booze that you bought..I guess we all do bappy things at times ..its what we then do that counts,even now in the house I have got about 5 pints of whisky and dark rum..all in sealed pussers rum and Royal Doulton jugs and ornaments..if it ever came to the crunch and I intended to drink them...I would without question smash them all first so that I couldnt!! one smashed once ..a commemorative litre of rum..jeez the house stank for days!!!!
right folks ..time to mosey ..have a good one....
Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.
Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking
What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
9 out of 10 voices in my head are telling me that I am too fat. The last one is calmly preparing a bowl of chips.
Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?" "No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.”
Two toothpicks are waiting at the traffic light when a hedgehog comes by. They look at him silently and then one toothpick says to the other, "Huh, so there's even buses..."
How can they call it Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is you stand up and say,
‘My name is John and I am an alcoholic’?
Make criminals pay, study to become a lawyer.
A man in a butcher shop: "I would like bull testicles please"
Butcher: "Me too"
Mum, I'm already 14, can't I finally get a bra?!
NO Harold!
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear." The other one says, "Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."
A man hired a lawyer when he got sued by his company for embezzlement of many millions. At the beginning of the process, the lawyer kindly reassured him: „Don’t worry, you’ll never go to jail with that amount of money.“
And the lawyer was right. When the man did go to jail eventually, he didn’t have a penny anymore.
Two fortune tellers meet. First one says, “We’re going to have a hot summer again.” The second one sighs happily: “Yes, it reminds me of the summer in 2092…”
"Please help me doctor, I have a bowel movement every morning at 7!"
"But that is a very healthy thing, Mr. Richards!"
"It would be, if I didn't usually wake up at 8:30!"
Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a couple of weeks later, it wasn't in the bathroom.
Little Johnny asked his Grandma, “Gran, what happened to the toilet brush I gave you?”
“Darling, I'm sorry but I just didn’t like it. After all those years, I’ve gotten used to the toilet paper, and this new thing was just too scratchy.”
They say money doesn't bring you happiness. Still, it is better to verify things for yourself.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hasn’t evolved yet.
facts
25% of all bottled water (in the US at least) comes from the city tap.
To encourage their young to train for combat, adult lions pretend to be really hurt by the cubs’ nips.
Steve Jobs’ father was a Syrian immigrant.
In 1913, a survey was carried out among US children working in tough conditions in factories. 412 of the 500 surveyed children said they would rather continue working in the sweatshops than face the “monotony, humiliation and cruelty” of school.
The Indian village of Marottichal put a ban on alcohol. The entire population turned to chess and now boasts 100% chess literacy and the nickname of “Chess Village”.
.
The human heart can squirt blood to a distance of 30 feet.
28.
Soviet tenor, Victor Ivanovich Nikitin, had such a captivating voice that as he sung to his Soviet comrades, the German troops on the Eastern Front during WW2 stopped their fire to listen to him.
Orange juice tastes bad after you’ve brushed your teeth because the toothpaste blocks the sweetness receptors on your tongue.
A Malaysian species of ants has a suicidal form of defense – when the worker ants are disturbed by intruders, they rupture their stomach membrane, releasing a mix of chemicals that immobilizes the invader – also causing their own death. Think about it the next time you disturb your colleague.
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