mornin all how are we today then?all good I hope..just let my emotive rabbits out ..there feckin biggest emotions are eatin sleeping and digging out!!just got a load of junk thru the post this morning..do you know we can actually gauge our lives on the shit that comes through the letter box..fr instance when you were younger it was all about the best savings plans available for those all important holidays etc,then came all about the best schemes for saving for that first house deposit ,followed closely by kids and schooling fees etc...then came cars,swiftly followed by pension and savings schemes...and now im on to life savings plans,who Im going to leave money to,funeral plans...oh and I get a free pen for signing up...guaranteed payout when you turn yer toes up..small print..as long as both grandparents are alive,you have got the letter"z "in your name,a goldfish called Sammy,and you can remember the drivers name of the first bus you ever rode on...
anyways brew time it is..all in?
hiya ppqp....great to see your public appearance...glad things are doin ok for you..wont take long to catch up with us..any further forward with the lawyer and her think of a number and thats what we charge scheme?seriously ......great to see you back....year 4 thisone for you too..
hiya det hows you today?you out shooting and hiking ?have a good one...
Mr G...yo dude hows you today down there?:welldone: here you go man..another clap...the band was ace!you planned anything for the weekend or as it comes?have a good one
hey Sam the man ..hows you today?Is Saturday a lie in day for you?was for moi this morning..6.40 am..hows the chicks doin..note....I didnt ask Mr G same question..!
hi byrdie...hows you then today?all good?enjoy your next week ..treat is as a holiday...cos the work then starts...you will be fine..cookie crumblin this weekend?as for Jeeves.....never mind the nose as a clue ..the big hole is pretty much a giveaway..honest..a horse jumped over the fence and did it..
hia pauly...hows you today then?hopefully a wee bit better...just tell mr al to sod off ..he aint required in your life..and watch this ..I guarantee you will sing at one point!
YouTube
here you go lifeguard..hows you today then lav?exhausted...heres a mahoosive brew for you..hows retirement treating you ...not your retirement but yb s!
hey SF basking in the peace and quiet...go for it ...even go to the pool ..on the proviso no one is peeing in it...yes the word organic covers a multitude of interpretations,depending on whose asking and on what basis..as far as stuff being made overseas..yep its all about profit marginalisation as opposed to ethical trading..but then you hear the arument along the lines its better to pay them a dollar then to not employ them at all..If Aldi are on their way into the states ..then it wont be long till Lidl follow..out of the I prefer the latter....anyway you go and enjoy the tranquility..if you find it difficult ...then mebbes you need an emotional supportive animal!!!
right peeps have a great weekend
One redneck girl to another: I think Billy Bob might be cheatin’ on me. I ain’t even sure the kids’re his.
How come rednecks usually have an empty bottle in the fridge?
In case they get a visitor who doesn’t want to drink anything.
I am having a redneck moment. Please speak slowly and use small words.
You know you live in a redneck neighborhood when the drinking age has been raised to 35 to keep alcohol out of schools.
What would you call a dinosaur with a surprisingly impressive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?
Chicken Caesar salad.
Husband: “Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?“
Wife: “Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce ‘Shall we go out and have a cake’!”
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
What is white and sits on your TV?
A fly wearing a nightie.
Insurance clerk: "Where were you born, Sir?"
Man: "In the United States."
Insurance clerk: "OK, and which part?"
Man: "My entire body."
Bus driver to passenger: Don’t you want to sit down?
Passenger: No, I am in a hurry.
One day, fridges will take their revenge. They will burst into your bedroom in the middle of the night, switch the light on, stare at you for a few minutes and then leave.
Recently I heard the former mayor of Reading, Pennsylvania, recount some funny stories about his time in office. One happened while he was running for reelection; he was in a bar and paid for a woman’s drink. She thanked him but wondered why a stranger had bought her a beer.
“I’m running for mayor,” he told her, “and I want your vote.”
“You got it,” she said, grabbing her glass. “Anyone’s better than the jerk who’s in there now.”
"The Associated Press just announced that they are no longer including Hillary Clinton's maiden name 'Rodham' in articles about her, nor will they call her 'Mrs. Clinton' anymore. While Republicans have announced that they will no longer call Hillary by the name 'Lady Voldemort.'"
"According to a new poll, Hillary Clinton has lost a third of her supporters in Iowa since May. There's still debate as to whether she lost them or just deleted them from her database."
"Ben of Ben & Jerry's is coming out with an ice cream for Bernie Sanders called 'Bernie's Yearning.' It's selling a lot better than Jerry's ice cream for Hillary, 'Pantsuit Email Crunch.'"
anyways brew time it is..all in?
hiya ppqp....great to see your public appearance...glad things are doin ok for you..wont take long to catch up with us..any further forward with the lawyer and her think of a number and thats what we charge scheme?seriously ......great to see you back....year 4 thisone for you too..
hiya det hows you today?you out shooting and hiking ?have a good one...
Mr G...yo dude hows you today down there?:welldone: here you go man..another clap...the band was ace!you planned anything for the weekend or as it comes?have a good one
hey Sam the man ..hows you today?Is Saturday a lie in day for you?was for moi this morning..6.40 am..hows the chicks doin..note....I didnt ask Mr G same question..!
hi byrdie...hows you then today?all good?enjoy your next week ..treat is as a holiday...cos the work then starts...you will be fine..cookie crumblin this weekend?as for Jeeves.....never mind the nose as a clue ..the big hole is pretty much a giveaway..honest..a horse jumped over the fence and did it..
hia pauly...hows you today then?hopefully a wee bit better...just tell mr al to sod off ..he aint required in your life..and watch this ..I guarantee you will sing at one point!
YouTube
here you go lifeguard..hows you today then lav?exhausted...heres a mahoosive brew for you..hows retirement treating you ...not your retirement but yb s!
hey SF basking in the peace and quiet...go for it ...even go to the pool ..on the proviso no one is peeing in it...yes the word organic covers a multitude of interpretations,depending on whose asking and on what basis..as far as stuff being made overseas..yep its all about profit marginalisation as opposed to ethical trading..but then you hear the arument along the lines its better to pay them a dollar then to not employ them at all..If Aldi are on their way into the states ..then it wont be long till Lidl follow..out of the I prefer the latter....anyway you go and enjoy the tranquility..if you find it difficult ...then mebbes you need an emotional supportive animal!!!
right peeps have a great weekend
One redneck girl to another: I think Billy Bob might be cheatin’ on me. I ain’t even sure the kids’re his.
How come rednecks usually have an empty bottle in the fridge?
In case they get a visitor who doesn’t want to drink anything.
I am having a redneck moment. Please speak slowly and use small words.
You know you live in a redneck neighborhood when the drinking age has been raised to 35 to keep alcohol out of schools.
What would you call a dinosaur with a surprisingly impressive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?
Chicken Caesar salad.
Husband: “Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?“
Wife: “Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce ‘Shall we go out and have a cake’!”
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
What is white and sits on your TV?
A fly wearing a nightie.
Insurance clerk: "Where were you born, Sir?"
Man: "In the United States."
Insurance clerk: "OK, and which part?"
Man: "My entire body."
Bus driver to passenger: Don’t you want to sit down?
Passenger: No, I am in a hurry.
One day, fridges will take their revenge. They will burst into your bedroom in the middle of the night, switch the light on, stare at you for a few minutes and then leave.
Recently I heard the former mayor of Reading, Pennsylvania, recount some funny stories about his time in office. One happened while he was running for reelection; he was in a bar and paid for a woman’s drink. She thanked him but wondered why a stranger had bought her a beer.
“I’m running for mayor,” he told her, “and I want your vote.”
“You got it,” she said, grabbing her glass. “Anyone’s better than the jerk who’s in there now.”
"The Associated Press just announced that they are no longer including Hillary Clinton's maiden name 'Rodham' in articles about her, nor will they call her 'Mrs. Clinton' anymore. While Republicans have announced that they will no longer call Hillary by the name 'Lady Voldemort.'"
"According to a new poll, Hillary Clinton has lost a third of her supporters in Iowa since May. There's still debate as to whether she lost them or just deleted them from her database."
"Ben of Ben & Jerry's is coming out with an ice cream for Bernie Sanders called 'Bernie's Yearning.' It's selling a lot better than Jerry's ice cream for Hillary, 'Pantsuit Email Crunch.'"
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