morn folks ...and jeez what a morning its been!!Im at the dentist this aft...and it will be a relief to get there....a potted version..about 2 this morning ..heard scratching at the side of the bed...now using my razor sharp sleuth like mind and taking into consideration that Im surrounded by fields that have just been cut and worked,I knew immediately what it was..a fieldmouse...unfortunately Julie heard it to so that was it...the only thing is the world that phases her is wee mice,so the big white hunter,dressed suitably as you are at 2 am set off to capture said wild beast...by this time madam had decided that a good place for her to retreat to just in case it flew up and attacked her would be the bathroom...but not before she saw me step back pretty sharpish..yep the mouse was definitely there ,I saw it...under interrogation,I said that I had seen a piece of paper...mouse duly buggered off out of the road ,and madam was placated with various excuses that made no sense ,but sounded pretty technical and plausible,so unless it returns tonight..peace will reign....
Then had to take my mate and his wife to the airport...they are off to Hong Kong..to travel 23 miles it took just over 2 hours!!
then the docs to see what is up with me..Ive got to get some more blood tests as well as my anti stroke bumf,but they reckon I might be a little Irishman...a knee mick..get it?because I dont eat red meat oily fish etc,it could be an iron deficiency or something along those lines....that in conjunction with the statins effect kind of hacks you off.so thats it ..oh and its pouring with rain..so the dentist will be a dawdle!!
brew time...
morning pie ,hows you today then?all well...hows thing with your dad ?and the hoose? is it going ok?and the k9 krew..how are hey doing?
hi Pauly hows you today then?hows the sneezing doing..hope you are over it now..its true most things happen later on ..its as if the body knows its gettin near down time..as for the negatives...there are always positives....its the finding them that is the difficult part at times...just keep looking..
hiya ppqp ,hows you ?sound a bit chirpier..glad to hear it...have you found any books?
hiya byrdie hows you today then?all good I hope ...yep I dont really do grey mist .....it either is or it isnt...no real in betweenies...so was yustaday a do nowt day?watched top gear last night...got bored half way through it....
hiya Lav...hows you then?all good I hope...the 60s?wasnt that long ago...in fact I remember it like yesterday...trouble is I cant remember yesterday!!!!Vietnam,N Ireland,Woodstock,hippies,purple hearts,(not medals!!!)Kennedys death, Churchills death,Forth Bridge opening...so what did I do yesterday...ermmmmmmm
anyways big brew time ..here you go..plants are doing great ..Im also trying to grow 2 plants into an arch over the door of the sunroom as you call it...almost there with them...
hiya det hows you today then...all good I hope thats some bundle of woolly jumpers you bumped into...best of luck in the gym today...
hiys SF....hows you today then...best of luck at the dentists this mornin....dont forget to take your emotive sensory cash card!!
right folks goodly bye from me...off to see the tooth mechanic now..have a good one...
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