was reading some of the stuff on facebook re the massacre in Orlando...I just dont get it ....the biggest argument apart from the gun law scene,is the debate about what was the biggest killing in the American history,1890s,1920s or some are going further back to the civil war..I think ffs that they have lost sight of the issue..and thats the murder of people ..does it matter whether it is the largest,smallest or whatever!!!!
anyway brew time...
hiya Lav...so hows the new lifestyle with yb being there 24/7.....you should have a job list a mile long...thatll sort him..anyways big brew..luckily the day started a wee bit later for me,
hiya pauly ..hows you today then?all good ?yep I did quit them,but thought better take a few every now n again..Im hoping I get the new ones that haver come out from the quack,but not convinced..they are more expensive and have to be funded directly from the gp s budget!hey numbers of smokes like that are pretty good,shouldnt take you too long to give up ...how comes you dont like the boogie?whats up ?colour size?
hiya ppqp...hows you then?yep def a better idea to go back to kip at 2am!!has the lawyers bill been reviewed?hope so ...in your favour!!
hey byrdie hows you madam?..hope all is well hope your trip to Philly goes great ..go knock em out!!
hiya pie hows you then ?all good hopefully...as for the rodents in the hoose ..I think its more of in issue of the thought of them invading your territory ,tho in reality its vice versa!!hows the old dog doing?
hi Sam the man..how are you doing today then?hows that declaration looking?should look pretty good...you out on the land today?
hiya det....hows you today?aching?good for you on the no booze trail again friend...
right folks thats it ...exit stage left pour moi...have a good one...
An 87-year-old man chats with his doctor: “So, I'm getting married again next week, doc!”
“Oh, that’s wonderful! And how old is the bride?”
“She’s 19.”
“That’s fantastic – but I have to warn you, too much action in the bed can be deadly!”
“Ah well, if she dies, I’ll just have to remarry.”
A man wakes from a coma. The wife changes out of her black clothes and irritated, remarks, "I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!"
A meeting of the “Castrated Anonymous”
High-pitched male voice: "Welcome. I hope you all arrived safe and sound."
Deep male voice: "Yes."
High-pitched male voice: "You in the second row, please leave the room right now."
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale.
Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest
Q. What’s brown and very bad for your dental health?
A. A baseball bat.
What do you call a man who was born in Wichita, grew up in Alaska, and then died in Texas?
Dead.
I took my wife’s family out for biscuits and tea.
They weren’t very happy about having to donate blood though.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.
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