mornin all ,and hows the abstinent army today then?are we all good?the longest day today...up here that is ..down there it is the winter solstice and the shortest day...just thought Id get the fred started pdq..off out today,getting the camping option fitted to my car when we are away..basically it is a unit that mounts dismounts in the car ..a non permanent basis but its an absolute brilliant idea..there is so much room inside it...you can fit a double mattress in it easily..you wouldnt think so from the outside..Julies car is an mpv ,but look at hers in comparison to mine...for anyone in the remotest bit interested..peugot partner camping conversions..
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anyways ..tis brew time...
here we go....Mornin satzy ,hows you this fine day then?hows Greece?hope all is going well for you ...sil 3 am?aaargh ..guess we have all done it and more ..t shirt book film..but I couldnt imagine doing that any more...to wake up with the iron foundry working in your head ,mouth like an arabs flip flop..and a large promise to never again...
hey Sam the man..hows you then ta for the start up yustaday mate..didnt see that you had..what are you up to today then?
hiya Lav...brew time here you go..well see you managed to get some work out of the menfolk..good job ..hows the chicka dees doing?
hiya Iam..hows you today then?whats on the cards for you today?just wanted to say ,you are doin grand by the way...
mornin pauly ..hows you today then?hows the rest of the gang doin they still mopin around...kick butt girl..get them outta that negativity!!what do you mean on your post ..you like to see what Mick is doin?I didnt do nuffink..
a)it wasnt me
b)a big boy did it and ran away
c)it was like that when I got here
d)funny you should mention that.....
anyways have a great day....ps hows the bougie?
hey ppqp...hows you then?glad the hand is better and doesnt need treatment or a visit to the second hand shop...ok I thought it was hilarious...how long is this boss saga going to go on?appreciate the guy isnt well,but thats a fair while now,and it aint really that fair on the likes of you ...so whats the book you are reading?
hiya Nora C hows things in your world today then?what you got planned for the longest day?
right good people on the no booze cruise,have a great longest day..brill excuse to stay up late!
see yall later...
Be polite to every idiot you meet. He could be your boss tomorrow.
What did the toilet roll complain about?
"People just keep ripping me off!"
.. and out of the chaos, a sentence came to me:
"Laugh and be happy, it could be worse!"
... and so I laughed and was happy and it really became worse.
I didn’t fall down. I did attack the floor though.
Organized people are simply too lazy to search for stuff.
My relationship is like an iPad. I don't have an iPad.
I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.
If I can still lie on the ground without having to hold myself, I'm not drunk.
Do people talk about you behind your back? Simply fart.
As long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate is fruit to me.
There are people who are a living proof that total brain failure does not always lead to physical death.
Yes, the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Never drive faster than a guardian angel can fly.
Paddy & Mick worked together in St. John's, Newfoundland and were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton panties and tongs".
The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him $80.00 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was next in, and when asked his occupation, replied, "Diesel Fitter". Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick $160.00 a week.
When Paddy found out, he was furious. He stormed back into the Unemployment Office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his unemployment pay.
The clerk explained "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labourers, and Diesel Fitters are skilled labourers".
“What skill?” yelled Paddy." I sew da elastic on da panties and tongs; Mick puts 'em over his head and says: "Yep, diesel fitter”.
I remember going to see Dr Hook in the 1970s.
.
.
.
.
.
Worst prostate exam ever.
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Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said,
"Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because
everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of the RSPCA.
He said
"They love animals very much."
I do, too.
Especially chicken, pork, beef and sea kittens
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the heads office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed too.
Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite live animal
was.
I told her it was chicken.
She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.
So I told her,
"It was because you could make them into fried chicken."
She sent me back to the headmasters office again.
He laughed, and told me not to do it any more.
I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her,
"Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now......?
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Little Johnny, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him, "Johnny, how many times have you seen a red duck?"
Little Johnny replied, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."
I’m fed up with my mates 3 times now they have agreed to go to a Whitesnake gig with me and then not showed up. Here I go again on my own!
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anyways ..tis brew time...
here we go....Mornin satzy ,hows you this fine day then?hows Greece?hope all is going well for you ...sil 3 am?aaargh ..guess we have all done it and more ..t shirt book film..but I couldnt imagine doing that any more...to wake up with the iron foundry working in your head ,mouth like an arabs flip flop..and a large promise to never again...
hey Sam the man..hows you then ta for the start up yustaday mate..didnt see that you had..what are you up to today then?
hiya Lav...brew time here you go..well see you managed to get some work out of the menfolk..good job ..hows the chicka dees doing?
hiya Iam..hows you today then?whats on the cards for you today?just wanted to say ,you are doin grand by the way...
mornin pauly ..hows you today then?hows the rest of the gang doin they still mopin around...kick butt girl..get them outta that negativity!!what do you mean on your post ..you like to see what Mick is doin?I didnt do nuffink..
a)it wasnt me
b)a big boy did it and ran away
c)it was like that when I got here
d)funny you should mention that.....
anyways have a great day....ps hows the bougie?
hey ppqp...hows you then?glad the hand is better and doesnt need treatment or a visit to the second hand shop...ok I thought it was hilarious...how long is this boss saga going to go on?appreciate the guy isnt well,but thats a fair while now,and it aint really that fair on the likes of you ...so whats the book you are reading?
hiya Nora C hows things in your world today then?what you got planned for the longest day?
right good people on the no booze cruise,have a great longest day..brill excuse to stay up late!
see yall later...
Be polite to every idiot you meet. He could be your boss tomorrow.
What did the toilet roll complain about?
"People just keep ripping me off!"
.. and out of the chaos, a sentence came to me:
"Laugh and be happy, it could be worse!"
... and so I laughed and was happy and it really became worse.
I didn’t fall down. I did attack the floor though.
Organized people are simply too lazy to search for stuff.
My relationship is like an iPad. I don't have an iPad.
I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.
If I can still lie on the ground without having to hold myself, I'm not drunk.
Do people talk about you behind your back? Simply fart.
As long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate is fruit to me.
There are people who are a living proof that total brain failure does not always lead to physical death.
Yes, the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Never drive faster than a guardian angel can fly.
Paddy & Mick worked together in St. John's, Newfoundland and were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton panties and tongs".
The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him $80.00 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was next in, and when asked his occupation, replied, "Diesel Fitter". Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick $160.00 a week.
When Paddy found out, he was furious. He stormed back into the Unemployment Office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his unemployment pay.
The clerk explained "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labourers, and Diesel Fitters are skilled labourers".
“What skill?” yelled Paddy." I sew da elastic on da panties and tongs; Mick puts 'em over his head and says: "Yep, diesel fitter”.
I remember going to see Dr Hook in the 1970s.
.
.
.
.
.
Worst prostate exam ever.
13507035_204302653298469_5310904202370174741_n.jpg
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said,
"Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because
everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of the RSPCA.
He said
"They love animals very much."
I do, too.
Especially chicken, pork, beef and sea kittens
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the heads office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed too.
Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite live animal
was.
I told her it was chicken.
She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.
So I told her,
"It was because you could make them into fried chicken."
She sent me back to the headmasters office again.
He laughed, and told me not to do it any more.
I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her,
"Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now......?
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Little Johnny, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him, "Johnny, how many times have you seen a red duck?"
Little Johnny replied, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."
I’m fed up with my mates 3 times now they have agreed to go to a Whitesnake gig with me and then not showed up. Here I go again on my own!
I think maybe it was just in shock from being planted,114 yesterday and today again,just glad I'm not a construction or landscaper guy,eeks! Yesterday at work both girls were still drunk from the night before,came in late and acted idiotic and loud! I was so irritated but I guess that's hypocritical cuz I used to do the same bloody thing,it was very annoying though,not sure how the threads are gonna merge,is it steppers Army and us? We'll see how it develops,I hope everyone has a terrific Tuesday
I feel sad when anything dies(except roaches and spiders!) Poor Kells all stressed cuz her paycheck got put it the wrong mailbox and the b#%&h is giving her the run around! I hate how people act sometimes
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