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    monday 17th

    morning all...hows the world with you today then?was the weekend good to you?hopefully so.I try not ,though occasionally do get embroiled in discussion about the killin gs and bombings going on ..its sad to see so much going on and yet lots of inaction from political leaders..seems like a lot of them have lost the power of speech and discussion.and that seems to be all nations religions and colours...

    well monday it is..just been out to let the wabbits out...both of them now play in the garage so from the outside they both trundle into the conservatory,and play in the small hutch in there!!

    done quite a bit in the garden..and success yesterday...built my miniature waterfall....

    brew time it is......

    hiya pauly hows you then?was reading about your tomatoes..one of the things that it could be ..are the planted separately?there is a good chance if so that they are not getting cross pollinated..the other thing is as det says ..they arent getting enough nitrates and potassium...

    hiya Sam...hows you today then?all good..yep think you are right ..mither your boss to get out and get some time in in the field...failin that ..take your fiddle along..see what they say to that ..be well friend..

    hiya pie...conservatory?as we speak bot rabbits are in the garage sleeping under the old hutch!!as for dentists...much as I would like to share good luck on the dental front with yall..dont think its appropriate bearing in mind next visit to mine is 23rd,root canal work..Ive had more canal work done than Venice!!hows the canine krew?

    hiya ppqp...jeez is he for real?best move that is unplug the fone..no such thing as a me fred..we are all in this togevva take care :hug:

    hiya Lav...hows you today then?hows the greenhoose effect doing?.....one large monday brew here...you up to anything today?

    hiya det ...grass cut?could never get my head round star trek..or star wars..not really into all that..think the closest was the et ride and back to the future in Orlando!hows you doing?all ok mate?

    hiya SF...thats my girl ..lists...Ive got lists hand written,on my phone ,on my puter..theres nothing so good as ..tick..done!

    well peeps lets mosey along into the week and make it a good one...

    Jeeves gardening......

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    morning all
    thanks for the wake up call and brew, Mick. Monday it is, but kinda felt like a Monday yesterdiddy. Long day yesterday.... ready to go back and do a little nothing today. I do have a farm to visit today so that'll be good. Still trying to maintain a positive attitude towards this soil job. Going into it, I was pumped but . So far, disappointed, but I'm hoping it is the quiet before the storm!

    PQ, good you have an understanding boss... sheesh..... ditto on Mick's comment, no such thang as an "all about me".

    SF, it is no problem playing the fiddle badly.... that's how it gets played anyway! It is a fun instrument though, talk about an addiction!

    Pi, did you sing the nah nah nah nah batman song to yourself?

    Lav, you chicks look like they are becoming teenagers, growing right along.

    Pauly, silly putty next?? I used to love doing the comic page and stretching them out.

    Det, any more quail pics? are they rare where you are?

    hope all are well, have a marvey Monday.

    later
    Sam
    Liberated 5/11/2013

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      #3
      Mae everybody, Mick,dunno about the tomatoes, last year when I planted it outside I sort of just crossed my fingers and it took off,I defo need to expand my garden area cuz I'm running out of room,plants are growing huge in the radioactive Vegas dirt but no room to flourish, I could never get in star trek or start wars either, also those huge blockbuster superhero movies either, seems if it's something everyone else is into,I'm not haha,Sam,I think taking your fiddle to work and playing bad would be hilarious PQ,hope your day is better today,ex sounds kinda scary,SF,I hate when companies get that attitude of our way or the highway!I'm pissed that hubs changed jobs,this company is unorganized and he should have known by the high turnover rate of plumbers,I swear I'm nearly ALWAYS right haha, nobody fricken listens to me,I'm not stupid, a little crazy but not stupid, sheesh, if my family would listen to me,they'd have less crap to deal with, grrrrr,much love to all,hope the week starts off bueno
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
      Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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        #4
        MAE ALL....

        Mick...thanks for kicking us off and the brew. Had a restful sleep for a change and can enjoy my cuppa peacefully. Looks like we're through the monsoon season, will enjoy some sun and high temps this week.

        Sam...thanks. I'm am grateful for the job I have and the support of my boss. Hope you're right about the quiet before the storm unless it ends up being Be careful what you wish for. LOL

        Pauly...ex can be very scary. As I mentioned to Mick about Epsom salt and slugs, it also works great for plants. Epsom Salt, Tomato, and Pepper Growing - Harvest to Table Planning on starting my week off bueno.

        Shout out to all to com.....:smile:PPQP

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          #5
          Mick, speaking of losing the power of speech, one of our political candidates says he will win "bigly".
          Enlightened by MWO

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            #6
            Mind my manners, hello everyone and have a great day.
            Enlightened by MWO

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              #7
              Good afternoon Abbers,

              This morning was filled up with animal chores, Curves & a trip to the dentist for a cleaning. My dentist is young but goid. He especially likes the dental insurance we have, ha ha!!
              Our tomato plants finally sprouted flowers this weekend so we will get gomatoes eventually, Lol

              Mick, send Jeeves over, I could use some help in the garden areas

              Sam, the chicks are at that idiot looking teenager stage with mostly feathers but still some baby fuzz sticking out, ha ha.
              I hope your day is going well. Looks like a big thunderstorm shaping up here right now.

              Pauly, I'm keeping my fingers crossed for your husband & his new job. Hope it works out, you never know.

              PQ, hope your day is going well. How hot does your summer get ip there?

              SKendall, greetings!

              Hello to Pie, SF, Det & anyone else dropping in today.
              I loved Star Trek, woudn't mind revisiting a decade of those shows myself

              Have a great rest of the day one & all.

              Lav
              AF since 03/26/09
              NF since 05/19/09
              Success comes one day at a time :thumbs:

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