mornin all and how are we today then now thart the weekend has started?all good here that is apart from the weather!!pretty sad it is today...out detecting tomorrow..at a place called torksey...been before so lets hope the weather holds..
quick brew then oot to the shops.....poundland here we come....
hiya pauly well what did you get at the 99c store yustaday...you buy them out?thats the problem with the tommies ...when I pick them its kinda like one for me ..no wonder my potassium levels are high!you got any pelans for the weekend?
likewise tt..thinking of you you know where I am!you doing anything this weekend?(thats my bestest line!!!!!!!)
hiya pie hows you then ?oh boy glad I aint that dawg...yep weve got the dentist job in common ...but I can still sing pretty low notes...hows the dogs getting on?
what happened to the convoyed out gang?
hiya ppqp ...hows you then ?if you get a chance ...can we see the garden shots?hope you have a great weekend...
hey Mr Ice cream man...good job on the plexiglass.... even better job on the no booze ..dunnit make you feel proud of yourself?where I am sunday ,mainly saxon and roman stuff previously but you never know....
hiya lav hows you then today?have you got the kids over the weekend too?big brew time then!oh boy ..the tomatoes..yep I am chuffed with them...its the first time I have grown them in those reservoir things ..I have grown a couple in pots and you can definitely see the difference...Amys boyfriend is talking about joining the fire service..he was asking me about it..ermmm..when I left the army ,I passed the fire service tests,as well as the prison and police...police wouldnt take me ..because I had tattoos ..doesnt matter nowadays!and I chose the prison service..I remember the fitness tests,but thats about it..its over 30 years ago!!I have a friend who is a station officer(dont know what you call them)so he is going to give him a few pointers etc..
hiya Nora hows you then?well done on the unicorn....now find the cat in these :welldone:
find_the_cat_in_the_beach.jpg
find_the_cat_in_the_junk.jpg
find_the_cat_in_the_mud.jpg
hiya SF ...Hope you got thru crap Friday ok .....weekend is here anything lined up for it?when do you move depts ..must be soon now
hiya Sam sk and others Ive missed hope all is well...
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising
altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293,
non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto .
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.
Just sit back, relax and..... OH, MY GOD !'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was
talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot
coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
One Canadian passenger yelled....
'For f*�#�k�'s sake ........ You should see the back of mine !!!!
Paddy climbs the diving board with a large fish under his arm.
The Olympic official says to him, "And what are you gonna do with that fish Paddy?"
Paddy replied, "Triple somersault with pike."
I had a job interview today i was told the wage is
£7.00 per hour going up to £15.00 per hour in 3 months
the guy asked me "When can you start"
i replied "In 3 fecking months",,,,,,,
“Red sky at night. Shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night. Day”
I got an odd-job man in. He was useless. Gave him a list of eight things to do and he only did numbers one, three, five and seven.
A midget waddles into the library and asks,
"Have you got a book on Irony?"
The librarian says, "Yeah, mate, it's on the top shelf..!!
I went into a Chinese takeaway last night. The owner of the shop said, "What do you do for a riving?"
I said, "What do I do for a living? I'm a bit of a comedian."
So the Chinese chap says, "Go on then, change colour."
I said, "No! I'm not a chameleon, I'm a comedian."
So then he says, "Tell me a joke, make me raff."
I said, "You want me to tell you a joke and make you laugh?"
Just then his wok caught fire, so I said, "Wok! Wok!"
And he said, "Who der?"
quick brew then oot to the shops.....poundland here we come....
hiya pauly well what did you get at the 99c store yustaday...you buy them out?thats the problem with the tommies ...when I pick them its kinda like one for me ..no wonder my potassium levels are high!you got any pelans for the weekend?
likewise tt..thinking of you you know where I am!you doing anything this weekend?(thats my bestest line!!!!!!!)
hiya pie hows you then ?oh boy glad I aint that dawg...yep weve got the dentist job in common ...but I can still sing pretty low notes...hows the dogs getting on?
what happened to the convoyed out gang?
hiya ppqp ...hows you then ?if you get a chance ...can we see the garden shots?hope you have a great weekend...
hey Mr Ice cream man...good job on the plexiglass.... even better job on the no booze ..dunnit make you feel proud of yourself?where I am sunday ,mainly saxon and roman stuff previously but you never know....
hiya lav hows you then today?have you got the kids over the weekend too?big brew time then!oh boy ..the tomatoes..yep I am chuffed with them...its the first time I have grown them in those reservoir things ..I have grown a couple in pots and you can definitely see the difference...Amys boyfriend is talking about joining the fire service..he was asking me about it..ermmm..when I left the army ,I passed the fire service tests,as well as the prison and police...police wouldnt take me ..because I had tattoos ..doesnt matter nowadays!and I chose the prison service..I remember the fitness tests,but thats about it..its over 30 years ago!!I have a friend who is a station officer(dont know what you call them)so he is going to give him a few pointers etc..
hiya Nora hows you then?well done on the unicorn....now find the cat in these :welldone:
find_the_cat_in_the_beach.jpg
find_the_cat_in_the_junk.jpg
find_the_cat_in_the_mud.jpg
hiya SF ...Hope you got thru crap Friday ok .....weekend is here anything lined up for it?when do you move depts ..must be soon now
hiya Sam sk and others Ive missed hope all is well...
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising
altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293,
non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto .
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.
Just sit back, relax and..... OH, MY GOD !'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was
talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot
coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
One Canadian passenger yelled....
'For f*�#�k�'s sake ........ You should see the back of mine !!!!
Paddy climbs the diving board with a large fish under his arm.
The Olympic official says to him, "And what are you gonna do with that fish Paddy?"
Paddy replied, "Triple somersault with pike."
I had a job interview today i was told the wage is
£7.00 per hour going up to £15.00 per hour in 3 months
the guy asked me "When can you start"
i replied "In 3 fecking months",,,,,,,
“Red sky at night. Shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night. Day”
I got an odd-job man in. He was useless. Gave him a list of eight things to do and he only did numbers one, three, five and seven.
A midget waddles into the library and asks,
"Have you got a book on Irony?"
The librarian says, "Yeah, mate, it's on the top shelf..!!
I went into a Chinese takeaway last night. The owner of the shop said, "What do you do for a riving?"
I said, "What do I do for a living? I'm a bit of a comedian."
So the Chinese chap says, "Go on then, change colour."
I said, "No! I'm not a chameleon, I'm a comedian."
So then he says, "Tell me a joke, make me raff."
I said, "You want me to tell you a joke and make you laugh?"
Just then his wok caught fire, so I said, "Wok! Wok!"
And he said, "Who der?"
I picked up 14 bandit signs this morning, at one intersection, on my way back from early dog walk. I hate litter along the roadways, and bandit signs are a particular pet peeve, because they promote a trashy appearance in the neighborhood. Surprisingly, after I nabbed the first 12, a panhandler walked over and gave me the remaining two! If I'd had any change in my pockets, I'd have given it to him.
Comment