anyways brew time it is...
hi Lav beach brew for you..saw the pics,very smart...I note ..you got as far as shoes off for a paddle..!
hiya pauly ...woweee that was some post you put together!!!I had to read it a couple of times,it was well packed!as for the cucumber, I guess that there are a couple of things that saw its demise..lack of water,and also support and ties..Ive just taken a lemon cucumber off last night...and to be honest it looks great ,but taste wise not worth the effort..
hiya Det..best of luck today with your interview..hope it all goes well for you mate ..you defo have got the nack of photography...detflix here we come!!!!
hiya ppqp...hows things with you today then?creative accounting..wow that sounds pretty interesting ..how creative?strangely enough I was thinking of making another cabinet...the other one is getting pretty full..how did the dinner go last night..?
hiya pie how are you today then?hope all is well ..best of luck with the art work..Im waiting for picture to arrive..a sunflower field surprise surprise..Im sure when that arrives its going to trigger a lot more things...
hiya Sam ...how are you then ...hows the task of keeping livestock out of the streams?that is one big piece of work...are you going to do it thru physical means or legislation..hows the toons doing?
hiya sk ...how are you then?looking forward to seeing the grandkids..?have you got far to travel to see them?I hope the domestic front is faring good for you...as far as the bits and pieces I have found.. ..didnt realise you were into history.it is fascinating...
hi tt ..you ok?
right peeps..goodly bye have a great day...
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children." Johnny says, "You should wear your feckin' trousers backwards."
NEWSFLASH!!..........................
The Irish government have announced that, as of next week, all cars in Ireland will now drive on the right hand side of the road.
If this is a success, all buses and lorries will follow a week later!!..
Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request.
One chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord!"
Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild.
The chap jumps out of his seat again and shouts - "No, no, play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord..."
A bit cheesed off by this, Stevie, being the professional he is, dives straight in to a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart.
The crowd go ballistic with this impromptu show of his musical expertise.
But, still the little Chinese man jumps up again and shouts "No, no. Play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord!!!". Stevie is really peed off now that this chap doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability and shouts to him from the stage -
"OK smartie, you get up here and do it"...
The little bloke climbs onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing...
"a jazz chord to say, I ruv you..."
Thought for the day : -
People can't explain Jokes to kleptomaniacs because they take things literally.
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