mornin all how are yizall today then ?weekend is here ...and its raining ...ta muchly for sending tropical storm thingy in this direction!out detecting tomorrow..
brew time so here we go...
hey Det ...not askin how you are you I guess are feelin crap..one day friend that penny will drop ...just keep questioning why you can handle all the rubbish stuff and then decide to go off on one....keep trying bro..how did the job front go ...ok Iguess ...that aint a goodenuff answer for us nozee gits..
remember I said puter was playing up?here you go..this is it now ..you hafta wiggle it about for it to work!
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yo Mr G ...each n every one of us is diffent ..what works is what counts ..and if that means bouncin back on the horse so be it...right idea my mate ..likewise one day..the biggie is to not lose sight of trying and say fk this for a game of soldiers...
hiya aihfl...welcome and hows you ?yep eggs like that are defo beter than boiled ..whats more they are the basis for whatever you want ..ie garlic butter ..mixed pepper,spices anything ..just add what you want ..its a brill way of creating a meal too
yo Satzy..hows you then welcome to the madhoose..oops sorry thats where you are anyway..chicken or egg which came first..sorry Satz...but just had to.......
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hiya Pie...yep it aint down to us ..the dental thing...yes thankfully it is getting near the end of all the treatment,though as it draws to a close,the pain is more ..I guess thats because we are at the fiddly bits now and past the numbing and the needles and drilling etc..probably got about another 4 or 5 visits left..Glad the hurricane bypassed you..
hey waterman our own stupendous sober superhero...hows you today then all good I hope...water coming down here ..yep just surveyed it and its shore coming down!!!can I get a job?
hiya pauly.......here you go ..Why do we name tropical storms and hurricanes? hows the leg after your telly throwin competition?
ppqp...oh no!!!toothache...get some oil of cloves on it!!hope you are ok..as for your boss..as a boss he may not be up to much..but he is a human being and all said and done I hope he beats the cancer..its a terrible disease..
changed the fireplace round...puts some brightness in the place plus shades of Tuscany with sunflowers..I got that bowl in charity shop ,love to find more ..it is so wow in yer face its brill..
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hiya tt ...hope all is well with you ..big hugz
hiya Lav..brew time ..how are things with you today?all good?kids this weekend?have a good one...
right peeps goodly bye
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can you spot it?
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MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE DIRECTORY
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the MotherShip.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
Paddy says to Murphy "set the alarm for 5 in the mornin"
Murph replies "shurrup ya feckin eejit..theres only 2 of us"
When I was a boy my mum used to tell me off for playing on my old games console too much.
She'd say, "What are you going to do when you grow up?"
I'd say, "What do you mean?"
Nodding towards the joystick, she'd say, "Well, do you think anyone will pay you loads of money for sitting around all day, pulling a stick, pushing a button and doing a little bit of work whenever you feel like it?"
Anyway, now I'm a Tube driver.
Paddy and George go to the cattle market and buy two pigs.
When they arrive home, Paddy says to George "Eer' George, how do we know which pig's mine, and which pig's yours?"
George: "Shit... I dunno"
Paddy: "I tell you what, if I cut the ear off of my pig, we'll know mine is the one with one ear and yours is the one with two!"
George:"Fckin' 'ell Paddy, genius!"
The next morning, Paddy and George come down and notice, both pigs only have one ear. Paddy's pig got jealous of the other one having both ears, so he chew it off.
George: Fck paddy, what now!?
Paddy: I tell you what, I'll cut the OTHER ear off my pig, then, my pig will be the one with NO ears!
George: Fuckin' 'ell Paddy, genius!
So, after cutting off the pigs other ear, they go to the shop. When they get back, both pigs have no ears. Again, Paddy's pig grew jealous and chewed off the other's ear.
George:Jeez Paddy, would you look at that, both pigs have no feckin' ears!
Paddy: Right... I tell you what, if I cut off my pigs tail, my pig will be the one with no ears and no tail!
George: Bleedin' 'ell Paddy, genius!
So, after cutting of the pigs tail, Paddy and George go to the pub. When they returned, you would never have guessed, the pig grew jealous and chewed the other's tail off.
George: Fckin' 'ell Paddy! Look now, both have no ears or tail, should we cut one of your pigs legs off? That way your pig will have no ears, tail or leg!
Paddy: No, I tell you what George, you have the pink one, and I'll have the fecking black one!
brew time so here we go...
hey Det ...not askin how you are you I guess are feelin crap..one day friend that penny will drop ...just keep questioning why you can handle all the rubbish stuff and then decide to go off on one....keep trying bro..how did the job front go ...ok Iguess ...that aint a goodenuff answer for us nozee gits..
remember I said puter was playing up?here you go..this is it now ..you hafta wiggle it about for it to work!
20160903_084036.jpg
yo Mr G ...each n every one of us is diffent ..what works is what counts ..and if that means bouncin back on the horse so be it...right idea my mate ..likewise one day..the biggie is to not lose sight of trying and say fk this for a game of soldiers...
hiya aihfl...welcome and hows you ?yep eggs like that are defo beter than boiled ..whats more they are the basis for whatever you want ..ie garlic butter ..mixed pepper,spices anything ..just add what you want ..its a brill way of creating a meal too
yo Satzy..hows you then welcome to the madhoose..oops sorry thats where you are anyway..chicken or egg which came first..sorry Satz...but just had to.......
da060a32a08ab202215e2a3a2cad3fd7.jpg
hiya Pie...yep it aint down to us ..the dental thing...yes thankfully it is getting near the end of all the treatment,though as it draws to a close,the pain is more ..I guess thats because we are at the fiddly bits now and past the numbing and the needles and drilling etc..probably got about another 4 or 5 visits left..Glad the hurricane bypassed you..
hey waterman our own stupendous sober superhero...hows you today then all good I hope...water coming down here ..yep just surveyed it and its shore coming down!!!can I get a job?
hiya pauly.......here you go ..Why do we name tropical storms and hurricanes? hows the leg after your telly throwin competition?
ppqp...oh no!!!toothache...get some oil of cloves on it!!hope you are ok..as for your boss..as a boss he may not be up to much..but he is a human being and all said and done I hope he beats the cancer..its a terrible disease..
changed the fireplace round...puts some brightness in the place plus shades of Tuscany with sunflowers..I got that bowl in charity shop ,love to find more ..it is so wow in yer face its brill..
20160903_102408.jpg
hiya tt ...hope all is well with you ..big hugz
hiya Lav..brew time ..how are things with you today?all good?kids this weekend?have a good one...
right peeps goodly bye
14238327_1375037912525952_6256840607731439356_n.jpg
can you spot it?
a2964c76-e52c-4209-a2ca-776bc33ae289.jpg
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE DIRECTORY
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the MotherShip.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
Paddy says to Murphy "set the alarm for 5 in the mornin"
Murph replies "shurrup ya feckin eejit..theres only 2 of us"
When I was a boy my mum used to tell me off for playing on my old games console too much.
She'd say, "What are you going to do when you grow up?"
I'd say, "What do you mean?"
Nodding towards the joystick, she'd say, "Well, do you think anyone will pay you loads of money for sitting around all day, pulling a stick, pushing a button and doing a little bit of work whenever you feel like it?"
Anyway, now I'm a Tube driver.
Paddy and George go to the cattle market and buy two pigs.
When they arrive home, Paddy says to George "Eer' George, how do we know which pig's mine, and which pig's yours?"
George: "Shit... I dunno"
Paddy: "I tell you what, if I cut the ear off of my pig, we'll know mine is the one with one ear and yours is the one with two!"
George:"Fckin' 'ell Paddy, genius!"
The next morning, Paddy and George come down and notice, both pigs only have one ear. Paddy's pig got jealous of the other one having both ears, so he chew it off.
George: Fck paddy, what now!?
Paddy: I tell you what, I'll cut the OTHER ear off my pig, then, my pig will be the one with NO ears!
George: Fuckin' 'ell Paddy, genius!
So, after cutting off the pigs other ear, they go to the shop. When they get back, both pigs have no ears. Again, Paddy's pig grew jealous and chewed off the other's ear.
George:Jeez Paddy, would you look at that, both pigs have no feckin' ears!
Paddy: Right... I tell you what, if I cut off my pigs tail, my pig will be the one with no ears and no tail!
George: Bleedin' 'ell Paddy, genius!
So, after cutting of the pigs tail, Paddy and George go to the pub. When they returned, you would never have guessed, the pig grew jealous and chewed the other's tail off.
George: Fckin' 'ell Paddy! Look now, both have no ears or tail, should we cut one of your pigs legs off? That way your pig will have no ears, tail or leg!
Paddy: No, I tell you what George, you have the pink one, and I'll have the fecking black one!
et,just get those toxins out! Drink lots of water, you know the drill
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