brew time...
hiya Sam...hows you then?think you have got a toss upb there between sentimentality and practicality going on...it happens all the time over here ..when Im looking for land to go detecting on ..you will find its leased from someone completely remote from the area..its gotta be your call tho mate..best of..
hiya pauly ,how are you today then..all good I hope...guess wehat ..my boogie has got loadsa new leaves on it...what you been up to over the weekend then?
hi SK...in steamy Dallas...take it thats the climate you are talking about?all I know about Dallas is the Cowboys and Southfork!!hows things with you then?hope all is well..
hey pie on the hay ride...hows you today then?hopefully all is well...how was the weekend then? my friends have just got a pair of giant continental rabbits....again someone didnt want them..people are crazy...
hiya Lav..how are you today then all good ready for a brew?yep the windows doesnt seem too bad ..at the mo...tho as byrdie says ..the dream period may soon be over and Ill be back cussin it!!so its back on with the greenhouse is it?
hiya det...glad you are back friend...you need to beat this...you will ..but just get your head together..
hi tt ..hope all goes well at work this week..
hiya ppqp hows you then? all good I hope...
when I was out detecting yesterday look what was in the fields next to me...now why did I go to Italy?
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Primary School Children Writing About The Sea :welldone:
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)
6) My dad goes out in his boat, and comes back with crabs. (Emily Burniston age 5)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
(Becky age 8)
13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny (Julie age 7).
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