mornin all...take note..the good is missing...orf to the dentist today...just had a look at the wee card...scheduled length of visit .2.15 hrs..hope that includes waiting time...anyways how are we all..?good hopefully..Julie is at her mums later on...some issues blew up last night on the phone that need sorting out......
ok luvvies on we go brew and full brekkie this morning...pre going to the face fixer....
hiya ppqp...hows things with you today then?all good I hope..yep its getting near the soup making season here too..lentil soup is the best base for anything..you can add what you want to it..leeks,spuds,peppers curry powder spices ham the world is your oyster..my fave is leek n potato...hows the toof ache?
hiya det...hows you then mate..getting back on track?good news on the toms...we will make you a gardener yet!
hiya pauly...how are you today then?nah cant see them using whisky as a mouthwash tho.....hows the teeth?
hiya lav...well hows the world in your place then?not had a look at their website for a wee while...will do later...kid free today? ..ish heres a brew ..a just in case one....just in case you dont get time later....
hiya sk...how are you then?back home safe?
right peeps loads not here so a big hiya to you all..
As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies....and you wonder why Im mad?
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel..'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and
goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.
Why do we buy hamburgers in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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ok luvvies on we go brew and full brekkie this morning...pre going to the face fixer....
hiya ppqp...hows things with you today then?all good I hope..yep its getting near the soup making season here too..lentil soup is the best base for anything..you can add what you want to it..leeks,spuds,peppers curry powder spices ham the world is your oyster..my fave is leek n potato...hows the toof ache?
hiya det...hows you then mate..getting back on track?good news on the toms...we will make you a gardener yet!
hiya pauly...how are you today then?nah cant see them using whisky as a mouthwash tho.....hows the teeth?
hiya lav...well hows the world in your place then?not had a look at their website for a wee while...will do later...kid free today? ..ish heres a brew ..a just in case one....just in case you dont get time later....
hiya sk...how are you then?back home safe?
right peeps loads not here so a big hiya to you all..
As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies....and you wonder why Im mad?
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel..'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and
goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.
Why do we buy hamburgers in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
14191948_772108919598833_8182498817446439894_n.jpg
14183883_772102756266116_1600470344083621205_n.jpg
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