morn all how are we today then as we go into the weekend ...well most of us..hope its going good for you too tt..I posted yesterday afternoon, but it seems to have gone west....Julie got bloods taken for thyroid ,kidney anaemia and diabetes ..she is at the docs on thursday...fingers crossed...now its her turn to moan at me...not been for my stroke tests...
anyways a good brew will sort it out...detecting tomorrow...down in Leicester....a 4 am start......aaargh..thats because it is all country roads..and its me driving so wont be sleeping on the journey....maybe!!!
Det thanks for the pics ...they look really good..you certainly have got the nack for that..wouldnt mind a go in a balloon..last time I was in one was when I had not long joined the army..and was going to join the airborne armoured division..after all the training etc,the first jump ever was from a balloon...I recall being asked if I would like to jump out...I declined,and was told never mind..not quite the same language..think the one sided conversation was in swearology and flemish ..anyways long story short ..never joined the airborne ..just the armoured..hope you are ok mate..
ppqp...wow again a brill pic ..those toms look really good..Ive seen some similar I think ..Russian ones...but keep the pics coming they are ace...
hiya lav..hows you then ...you got a kfzee? kid free zone this weekend?I sure do remember pounds and ounces and pounds shillings and pence....I am one of those that still converts it back in my head...16oz 1lb 14lbs 1 stone 8 stones 1 cwt 20cwt 1 ton ..have a great weekend
hiya tt...I replied to you yesterday aft ..but it is bimbling about in the ether.....hope all is well..if they start taxing the jollidays..I will just go farther afield...plus still got my wee van conversion to try out yet..
hiya pie ..hows life treating you ...jotting about in your souped up wheels?
good luck on the painting..that is my pet hate..Im banned from painting....making a little table out of some bits of cladding I had ..for the noo printer to sit on..you have a great weekend
hiya pauly ...hows you gthen?all good...love the Clampets kool box!also doubles as a flower pot,toilet,storage jar,drinking glass......as for crowns...ha Ive got one that just comes out for fun!its out more times than the sun!hope you are having a good weekend?
Sam the man hows you ?all ok ..yep it happened on the plane just as we were coming into land in London....hopefully will find out this week what it is...what are you up to any gigging ?
hiya Nora c sk ..you both well?
right folks offski..have a good one...
The Mirror
A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.
After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish.
But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money.
The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented of us three" and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
"It's times like these I wish we lived abroad." I said to my wife staring out of the front window.
"Yeah, the weathers SHIT isn't it?" She replied.
"Not the weather," I said. "Your mother's coming up the fcking drive!"
Ruthie from Wexford the small town gossip and self-appointed monitor of church morals, was always one to stick her nose into other people's business. Most members of the congregation did not approve of her intrusions, but she was feared, so all maintained their silence.
She took that fatal step too far one day, when she accused Paddy, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the small town's only bar all afternoon. She emphatically told Paddy (in front of several others) that EVERYONE SEEING THAT PICKUP THERE WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING!
Paddy, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment then just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.
Later that evening, Paddy quietly parked his pickup in front of Ruthie's house from Wexford , walked home ....and left it there all night!
GLASGOW HOSPITAL REPORTS
glad it's Glasgow!
It’s frightening to think we place our health in the hands of medical staff who write garbage like this!
GLASGOW HOSPITAL REPORTS
These are sentences exactly as typed by medical secretaries in National Health Service Greater Glasgow. Have a good laugh.....
1. The patient has no previous history of suicide.
2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.
3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
4. She has no rigours or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.
10. Healthy, appearing decrepit, 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy.
20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.
24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.
29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.
33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
anyways a good brew will sort it out...detecting tomorrow...down in Leicester....a 4 am start......aaargh..thats because it is all country roads..and its me driving so wont be sleeping on the journey....maybe!!!
Det thanks for the pics ...they look really good..you certainly have got the nack for that..wouldnt mind a go in a balloon..last time I was in one was when I had not long joined the army..and was going to join the airborne armoured division..after all the training etc,the first jump ever was from a balloon...I recall being asked if I would like to jump out...I declined,and was told never mind..not quite the same language..think the one sided conversation was in swearology and flemish ..anyways long story short ..never joined the airborne ..just the armoured..hope you are ok mate..
ppqp...wow again a brill pic ..those toms look really good..Ive seen some similar I think ..Russian ones...but keep the pics coming they are ace...
hiya lav..hows you then ...you got a kfzee? kid free zone this weekend?I sure do remember pounds and ounces and pounds shillings and pence....I am one of those that still converts it back in my head...16oz 1lb 14lbs 1 stone 8 stones 1 cwt 20cwt 1 ton ..have a great weekend
hiya tt...I replied to you yesterday aft ..but it is bimbling about in the ether.....hope all is well..if they start taxing the jollidays..I will just go farther afield...plus still got my wee van conversion to try out yet..
hiya pie ..hows life treating you ...jotting about in your souped up wheels?
good luck on the painting..that is my pet hate..Im banned from painting....making a little table out of some bits of cladding I had ..for the noo printer to sit on..you have a great weekendhiya pauly ...hows you gthen?all good...love the Clampets kool box!also doubles as a flower pot,toilet,storage jar,drinking glass......as for crowns...ha Ive got one that just comes out for fun!its out more times than the sun!hope you are having a good weekend?
Sam the man hows you ?all ok ..yep it happened on the plane just as we were coming into land in London....hopefully will find out this week what it is...what are you up to any gigging ?
hiya Nora c sk ..you both well?
right folks offski..have a good one...
The Mirror
A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.
After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish.
But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money.
The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented of us three" and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
"It's times like these I wish we lived abroad." I said to my wife staring out of the front window.
"Yeah, the weathers SHIT isn't it?" She replied.
"Not the weather," I said. "Your mother's coming up the fcking drive!"
Ruthie from Wexford the small town gossip and self-appointed monitor of church morals, was always one to stick her nose into other people's business. Most members of the congregation did not approve of her intrusions, but she was feared, so all maintained their silence.
She took that fatal step too far one day, when she accused Paddy, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the small town's only bar all afternoon. She emphatically told Paddy (in front of several others) that EVERYONE SEEING THAT PICKUP THERE WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING!
Paddy, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment then just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.
Later that evening, Paddy quietly parked his pickup in front of Ruthie's house from Wexford , walked home ....and left it there all night!
GLASGOW HOSPITAL REPORTS
glad it's Glasgow!
It’s frightening to think we place our health in the hands of medical staff who write garbage like this!
GLASGOW HOSPITAL REPORTS
These are sentences exactly as typed by medical secretaries in National Health Service Greater Glasgow. Have a good laugh.....
1. The patient has no previous history of suicide.
2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.
3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
4. She has no rigours or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.
10. Healthy, appearing decrepit, 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy.
20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.
24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.
29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.
33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
feel like crying she'll go next week so they can check the baby, I wanna know now!!! She has started antibiotics so hopefully, hopefully, I always worry, drink myself into a hole and then everything turns out fine so I'm just taking it easy and keeping my lips zipped,Fuck alcohol, it's not gonna help me anyway I just hate dealing with stuff, much love to all
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