SK...best of luck with your move...things will be fine....the new chapter begins...the page is blank ..you write it..:hug:
Pauly how are you today then?hope the sad head has buggered off!
ppqp..good move..no work its Saturday..your day..the blushing brides have got the rest of their lives to look at yesterday..you look after you
Det ...good move get to the docs and find out what the score is
hiya pie hope all is well...
tt..so he is on a chocolate binge?someday the light will go on and he will realise that it aint so good for him..I love roasted veg..chuck some rosemary on top,whole black peppers in it ...
Hiya Lav...bit early for a brew ..well Im on no2.....manservant ???Jeeves and wooster??yes a manservant that would certainly fir right in with me..day1..minute 1.."get me..........." Get it your feckin self you lazy git...goodbye job..
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A 76 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my d,ck", he replied.
The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something then discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it!" he replied.
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