mornin all and how are we today then?all well ..strangely enough its raining here and dark and wet and miserable..the weather isnt too good either!!all windows cleaned yesterday so it isnt foggy anymore!!so without further ado ..orf we go into toosdi with a brew
Dzień dobry Lav..didnt know which half was Polish..so there you go!!large brew for you ..so now only got 4 for transfer?havent looked at what went on with the trump clinton saga yet but I will look..need pix of the greenhouse.....
mornin det ..who are you kiddin man?you are best as tt says going now and get your bloods done ..if you see its in crap state now,then there is a far greater chance of you quittin..otherwise it will be a case of ..ah it wasnt that bad ..crack on!you can whack all the supplements in you want mate ..but the 1 thing missing is attychewed..a truck load of milk thistle wont work if you just whack more booze into your system..go get the bloods done now now..nice cake ..but on that same page is a spicy Cuban hot pot pie...yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mornin tt ..how are you today/night?hope all is well..
morn Mr G ...nother day ..nother dollar...will take a pic of the little brooch after when the light comes up ..its done well....yep Oz history re europe isnt that old,Dutch Brits etc,,after all what was our biggest export to Oz...
but as you say the indigenous stuff is fascinating ..the cave paintings etc watched a prog the other night ..metal detecting for gold nuggets over there ..pretty interesting..amazing that such a highly prized commodity is just found lying around in some places!!have a great day mate
hiya sk...hey you dont own Southfork by chance?how are you today ..how is the mnoving prep going ?hope all is well..when do you actually move?
hiya pauly ...how are you ...what did monday do for you?have a good one today...
hiya Sam the man..hows you ?sounding pretty busy friend...meant to ask hows your daughters? mushroom bizness doing still going strong ?is it expanding or is ther not mushroom for that...ok ok Ill get my coat!!
hiya Starty..hows you then?you doing good?..yes you are actually ..well done to you..as fo the finds..I clean,stabilise and protect them when possible...Ive got a couple of cabinets that they are in..there is lot of politics and things that I dont agree with in regards to museums etc..long and boring so we will skip that!have a great day...
right peeps goodly bye big shout to all Ive missed...ppqp .etc!!
The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage
At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Baltimore , they have weekly husbands'
Marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Tony, who said he was
approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and
share some insight into how he had managed
to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Tony replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to
treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka
her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, Tony, you are an amazing inspiration to all
the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife
for your 50th anniversary?'
Tony proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."
I've just bought my wife one of those pitbull terriers as a birthday present. Despite the big jaws, huge teeth, bulging eyes and fat belly, the dog really seems to like her.
14484739_1396439903719086_5788135921358486717_n.jpg
I got arrested last night but it was the police officer's fault.
He asked, "Do you know why you've been pulled over sir?", so I said,
"Is it because you are weak of character and you feel that by becoming a police officer you can somehow find a way to overcome the years of bullying that you suffered at the hands of your classmates, your mother and your cruel older sister. Yet despite your desire to wear a uniform that lends a certain amount of power to its wearer you feel that the only way that it will truly make you feel like a man rather than the d.ckless piece of shit you are is to avoid trying to arrest the real criminals who go up and down the country raping and murdering in case they resist arrest, and instead concentrate on good, honest citizens like me who you think will be soft targets?"
I thought it was as good an answer as any, but it turns out that the right answer was"Speeding!!..
Why Teachers Drink
The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds):
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt,pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q. How is dew formed.
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important.Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs ..
(Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A. Premature death.
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow.(Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.
The brainium contains the brain,the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U
(wtf!)
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie.
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby.
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
(That would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.(Irrefutable)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight.(brilliant)
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.
Dzień dobry Lav..didnt know which half was Polish..so there you go!!large brew for you ..so now only got 4 for transfer?havent looked at what went on with the trump clinton saga yet but I will look..need pix of the greenhouse.....
mornin det ..who are you kiddin man?you are best as tt says going now and get your bloods done ..if you see its in crap state now,then there is a far greater chance of you quittin..otherwise it will be a case of ..ah it wasnt that bad ..crack on!you can whack all the supplements in you want mate ..but the 1 thing missing is attychewed..a truck load of milk thistle wont work if you just whack more booze into your system..go get the bloods done now now..nice cake ..but on that same page is a spicy Cuban hot pot pie...yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mornin tt ..how are you today/night?hope all is well..
morn Mr G ...nother day ..nother dollar...will take a pic of the little brooch after when the light comes up ..its done well....yep Oz history re europe isnt that old,Dutch Brits etc,,after all what was our biggest export to Oz...
but as you say the indigenous stuff is fascinating ..the cave paintings etc watched a prog the other night ..metal detecting for gold nuggets over there ..pretty interesting..amazing that such a highly prized commodity is just found lying around in some places!!have a great day matehiya sk...hey you dont own Southfork by chance?how are you today ..how is the mnoving prep going ?hope all is well..when do you actually move?
hiya pauly ...how are you ...what did monday do for you?have a good one today...
hiya Sam the man..hows you ?sounding pretty busy friend...meant to ask hows your daughters? mushroom bizness doing still going strong ?is it expanding or is ther not mushroom for that...ok ok Ill get my coat!!
hiya Starty..hows you then?you doing good?..yes you are actually ..well done to you..as fo the finds..I clean,stabilise and protect them when possible...Ive got a couple of cabinets that they are in..there is lot of politics and things that I dont agree with in regards to museums etc..long and boring so we will skip that!have a great day...
right peeps goodly bye big shout to all Ive missed...ppqp .etc!!
The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage
At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Baltimore , they have weekly husbands'
Marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Tony, who said he was
approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and
share some insight into how he had managed
to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Tony replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to
treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka
her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, Tony, you are an amazing inspiration to all
the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife
for your 50th anniversary?'
Tony proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."
I've just bought my wife one of those pitbull terriers as a birthday present. Despite the big jaws, huge teeth, bulging eyes and fat belly, the dog really seems to like her.
14484739_1396439903719086_5788135921358486717_n.jpg
I got arrested last night but it was the police officer's fault.
He asked, "Do you know why you've been pulled over sir?", so I said,
"Is it because you are weak of character and you feel that by becoming a police officer you can somehow find a way to overcome the years of bullying that you suffered at the hands of your classmates, your mother and your cruel older sister. Yet despite your desire to wear a uniform that lends a certain amount of power to its wearer you feel that the only way that it will truly make you feel like a man rather than the d.ckless piece of shit you are is to avoid trying to arrest the real criminals who go up and down the country raping and murdering in case they resist arrest, and instead concentrate on good, honest citizens like me who you think will be soft targets?"
I thought it was as good an answer as any, but it turns out that the right answer was"Speeding!!..
Why Teachers Drink
The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds):
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt,pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q. How is dew formed.
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important.Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs ..
(Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A. Premature death.
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow.(Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.
The brainium contains the brain,the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U
(wtf!)
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie.
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby.
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
(That would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.(Irrefutable)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight.(brilliant)
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.
off for more coffee, much love to all and I hope we all have a great AF Tuesday
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