mae all ..how are things today?some pretty crap stuff going on in individual cases,so hang on in there peeps,you dont need me preaching at you ,but dont bottle it up ,,literally!!
dentist pour moi this morning,so just sitting here wetting myself with excitement at that ..not...
might be out very early doors tomorrow,we shall see..
right brew time it is
Pauly,as it has already been said,I guess you and Kell have talked it all thru...all I can say is you are in our thoughts girl..but in your post there is one little word...IF...hang on to it
Det..hiya bud..hows things with you today?glad you are getting your bloods sorted..so you are getting picture and no sound from dx?guess part of my strategy here would be to write a plus and minus list copy it stick in me phone wallet ,all over the show ..and when the time came that I wanted a drink ,consider it very closely.......you gotta lot to lose mate ..health ,wealth,partner life ,way of life ,friendship companionship and on the plus side ...ermm let me think ..some discomfort do the maths mate ..it dont add up
hiya starty ..hows you then?I binged out on the series 1 of Hunted it was great...hows you this fine day?
hiya tt...hows you this evening?Montreal?thats no where near Manchester!! I couldnt get into Shetland either... bout as slow as a week in jail...we havent actually got too much of interest on the gogglebox here at present ...a lot of travel shows which I like,..hope your day went well
hiya ppqp ..fancy job as US president?interesting cv and qualifications to get that job!hows things with you then?hope all is well
hiya Lav...hows you ..guess you must be hacked off with the dil scenario...big brew for you...saw the bougie pics...lovely yep defo think you need one of them!keep your chin up...
right peeps time to make brekkie for her majesty and the rabbits..one is on scrambled egg salmon tomatoes ,with chives and basil ..the other kale,carrots,pellets,bit of broccoli,some hay...shall we mix them up folks???hee hee
see you later...
A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood.
He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit.
"This is $200," she says.
"I want one that's more sheer," says he.
"This one is $350."
"I want it even more sheer than that."
"This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500."
"I'll take it!"
The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying, "Go put this on and come down to model it for me."
His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, "This thing is so see through that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not."
So his wife comes down, wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose.
"So, how do you like it?" she says.
"Damn, you'd think for $500, they'd at least iron the damn thing!"
I met this big breasted woman at a bar, she dragged me into an alley telling me I could have some fun with her massive mazumbas. She then beat me to the floor and nicked my wallet.
It was a booby trap!
Two fraud men go up to 20 blind men and say "Do you want to go on holiday?" The blind men reply "yeah of course" So the blind men give the fraud men �2000 each. The fraud men drive them up to blackpool and put them on the beach, and then go to the pub, Whilst there they think that the blind men are going to get bored. So they buy them a ball and give it to them. The blind men go "Whats this?" "Its a ball," replies one of the fraud men "Well we cant see it!" The fraud men think shit what we gonna do, they spot a donkey with bells round its neck so they go and buy sum bells and wrap them round the ball, and then go back the pub. Just then an old woman walks in and says "I tell you what the world today its demented" "Why?" ask the fraud men. "Because theres 20 blind men kicking shit through a donkey on the beach!"
How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs? By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants? Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a plane. The plane crashed. Who survived? America
dentist pour moi this morning,so just sitting here wetting myself with excitement at that ..not...
might be out very early doors tomorrow,we shall see..
right brew time it is
Pauly,as it has already been said,I guess you and Kell have talked it all thru...all I can say is you are in our thoughts girl..but in your post there is one little word...IF...hang on to it
Det..hiya bud..hows things with you today?glad you are getting your bloods sorted..so you are getting picture and no sound from dx?guess part of my strategy here would be to write a plus and minus list copy it stick in me phone wallet ,all over the show ..and when the time came that I wanted a drink ,consider it very closely.......you gotta lot to lose mate ..health ,wealth,partner life ,way of life ,friendship companionship and on the plus side ...ermm let me think ..some discomfort do the maths mate ..it dont add up
hiya starty ..hows you then?I binged out on the series 1 of Hunted it was great...hows you this fine day?
hiya tt...hows you this evening?Montreal?thats no where near Manchester!! I couldnt get into Shetland either... bout as slow as a week in jail...we havent actually got too much of interest on the gogglebox here at present ...a lot of travel shows which I like,..hope your day went well
hiya ppqp ..fancy job as US president?interesting cv and qualifications to get that job!hows things with you then?hope all is well
hiya Lav...hows you ..guess you must be hacked off with the dil scenario...big brew for you...saw the bougie pics...lovely yep defo think you need one of them!keep your chin up...
right peeps time to make brekkie for her majesty and the rabbits..one is on scrambled egg salmon tomatoes ,with chives and basil ..the other kale,carrots,pellets,bit of broccoli,some hay...shall we mix them up folks???hee hee
see you later...
A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood.
He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit.
"This is $200," she says.
"I want one that's more sheer," says he.
"This one is $350."
"I want it even more sheer than that."
"This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500."
"I'll take it!"
The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying, "Go put this on and come down to model it for me."
His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, "This thing is so see through that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not."
So his wife comes down, wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose.
"So, how do you like it?" she says.
"Damn, you'd think for $500, they'd at least iron the damn thing!"
I met this big breasted woman at a bar, she dragged me into an alley telling me I could have some fun with her massive mazumbas. She then beat me to the floor and nicked my wallet.
It was a booby trap!
Two fraud men go up to 20 blind men and say "Do you want to go on holiday?" The blind men reply "yeah of course" So the blind men give the fraud men �2000 each. The fraud men drive them up to blackpool and put them on the beach, and then go to the pub, Whilst there they think that the blind men are going to get bored. So they buy them a ball and give it to them. The blind men go "Whats this?" "Its a ball," replies one of the fraud men "Well we cant see it!" The fraud men think shit what we gonna do, they spot a donkey with bells round its neck so they go and buy sum bells and wrap them round the ball, and then go back the pub. Just then an old woman walks in and says "I tell you what the world today its demented" "Why?" ask the fraud men. "Because theres 20 blind men kicking shit through a donkey on the beach!"
How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs? By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants? Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a plane. The plane crashed. Who survived? America
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