so big brew time...
hiya Lav ,hows you today then?an impromptu meeting with son in walmart?and he didnt mention anything?what did grandsons say ?owt?you know what kids are luck ...party to conversdations and repeat what they are not supposed to!hope your daughter is ok..is she getting a cast on her leg?get your travellin bag packed!
here the ones I used to play with millions of years ago Ive drove gunned and commanded these for a good few years..
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hiya sk how are you today?how are things?as for metal detecting ..yes its great if you are into history etc..as for ploughing the land it brings up things nearer the surface within range of detecting machines,whereas pasture land ,the items just fall deeper and deeper..
hiya Sam hows you then?still out veying?are the colours changing on the trees over there?you still doing the soil work?
hiya pauly..well did you get the spaghetti made?what I want to know is how can a kid go to a shop and not ask for anything?youve got that sussed!!have a great day..
big hello to all not here ...have a good day...
There was a knock on my door this evening, it was the police.
They asked, "Sorry to bother you sir, do you live here?"
I said, "No, I just nip round to answer the neighbours door for them."
My Missus just asked me, "When we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?"
I said, "Don't be daft it would take ages to get there on a camel.!!
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor.
He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
I was going through some boxes of my grandads,,and i found a cobblers ticket dated 1952 for a pair of boots,,,I was amazed to find the little cobblers was still going,,I handed in the ticket, he went in the back came out and said,,",They'll be ready Thursday,,,"
I went out with my wife to a fancy restaurant last night and she kept insisting on paying for the meal.
I said, "Don't be stupid, we're half way down the road now. Just keep running !!"
I've just changed my wireless broadband provider.
From Bill at number 8 Campbell Road to Jack at number 12.
A policeman searched me in a public toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs. "It's not my fault," I said, "Every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again." "Do you really expect me to believe that?" He laughed. I said, "I'll prove it to you if you won't me to!" "Go on then." He smiled, handing me the bag. After flushing them, he looked at me and said, "Well,show me your pocket then." "What for?" I asked. He said, "The drugs." I said, "What drugs?"
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