hiya tt ..how are you doing today then ..what was Monday at work like today?any news...?happy birthday to Mr G..
hiya snoopy ..how are you today then?hope all is well...
hi sam the man ..hows you then ..how did the weekend go with your sister?good time had by all?hey never mind the plumber imagine an undertaker ..how would he advertise that one?
hiya pauly.. how are you today then?you havent got sick have you?as for the fireworks..they are on the go for Halloween and guy fawkes night...I ended up having pumpkin soup ..it was actually pretty good..
hiya ppqp..how are you today then?have your anxieties gone?hope so ..I aint a counsellor,but try and get some you time....
hiya Lav,how are you today then? are you still busy?whats this about the trgetting neighbour?whats he shootin and with what?
hiya pie,starty ,det..(you need to harness the positivity you have just now for when the cravings hit..cos you can defo can it if you stick to how you are now...)
right peeps offski the noo...have a great day..
A blind guy goes to a prostitute but, as he is blind, he can't see
what he is getting and ends up with a horrible spotty old woman.
They go upstairs and she undresses. He runs his hand over her
spotty bum and recoils.
"It's okay," she says, "just a bit of acne."
"Thank god," he says, "I thought it was the price list!!..
On a beautiful summer’s day, two American tourists were driving through Wales.
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysili ogogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
The girl leaned over and said:
“Burrr… gurrr… King.”
This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.
He asks the barman, "What the fck is that?" The barman says, "It's a Moose." The Scottish chap says, "Jeez! How big are the cats around here?" ..
i have just been diagnosed by my doctor, you are colourblind mick he said, fcking hell i can't believe it, it just came right out of the green.
Birthdays are like cats; The more you have of them you have.....
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The more likely it is that your house will smell of pee
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