mornin all ...and how are we this fine day...all good I hope....picked the outlaws up from the airport last night ...conversation was as bit strange to ssay the least...they both have altzheimers ,but I think Julies mum has it worse..its quite strange and sad really,but I wonder whether they actually know what they are doing or are they in their own sort of world?Julie is digging into it as much as she can to try and find out...the trouble is too both of them are stubborn,and wont go near a doctors...
got both rabbits in the house ..its poring with rain,one is in the garage the other in the sunroom!!got up this morning,rabbits thumping in the hutch outside,and a pair of ducks quacking in the field..they have now adopted me as their feeder..so in the morning to feed ...Julie,rabbits ,ducks...just make sure I get the order right..
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saw this earlier....
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a double rainbow....2 pots of gold!!!!
watched a programme about carrying guns in US...its called the gun shop.wow..some people...I appreciate the need to protect life,the right to life and this isnt about semantics....but when someone goes into a gunshop and buys a Glock pistol ,but can I have it in pink,and a mother allowing their 9 year old to fire a weapon to see who wins in a bet.....
right brew time..all in?
hiya Sam ...glad things are picking up in soil land friend...you gigging this weekend?
hi pie hows you on your fly bye?all good I hopewhat are you yup to?busy I guess
hiya tt...take it all is sorted in lap(top)land? glad you got the password sorted oot
hiya ppqp...how are you today then?stop zooming about...dont think Ive ever experienced real heavy duty weather in Canadas..though I remember being there in the snow and freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing in November on exercise..still getting used to new toothy pegs....tomorrow is your interview?best of luck ..youll smash it...
hey pauly hows you today then?all good I hope...no kids in for haircuts today||?yep the implants and crowns did cost a few bux (like that huh?
) but this is probably the first time in a long long time ,that I can eat properly,and chew..so for me its a non starter,quality of life wins ..
have you heard from daughter in Florida?is she ok?
hiya Lav..Simon Cowell here!!!how are you doing today then?time for a brew ?lettuce and spinach now thats a weird combination!!just be careful with da spinach!!!
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hiya sk...how are things with you?yep the teef look great iits the rest of the head that ain't so clever....
right peeps time to go...so have a great weekend everyone
I love to pamper my wife after she's had a stressful day at work. I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so that, the moment she walks through the door, the dishes are piled up and waiting for her...
At breakfast this morning, my wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter.
I almost choked on my #Brown
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His brother said, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
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Wait for the punch line !!
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....
The bank manager looks back at her and says. "It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone
My old mums always complaining about the price of things,
"£1.50 for cup of tea 75p for a custard cream"
I said"you popped round I never invited you
Just been watching the news and apparently police are holding three men over a fire in West London...
Bit harsh, I wonder what they've done
I went to the doctors yesterday with hearing problems he said,"Can you describe the symptoms?..I said yeah,"Homers a fat git,and Marge has blue hair.....
got both rabbits in the house ..its poring with rain,one is in the garage the other in the sunroom!!got up this morning,rabbits thumping in the hutch outside,and a pair of ducks quacking in the field..they have now adopted me as their feeder..so in the morning to feed ...Julie,rabbits ,ducks...just make sure I get the order right..
20161101_110231.jpg
saw this earlier....
20161104_084113.jpg
a double rainbow....2 pots of gold!!!!
watched a programme about carrying guns in US...its called the gun shop.wow..some people...I appreciate the need to protect life,the right to life and this isnt about semantics....but when someone goes into a gunshop and buys a Glock pistol ,but can I have it in pink,and a mother allowing their 9 year old to fire a weapon to see who wins in a bet.....
right brew time..all in?
hiya Sam ...glad things are picking up in soil land friend...you gigging this weekend?
hi pie hows you on your fly bye?all good I hopewhat are you yup to?busy I guess
hiya tt...take it all is sorted in lap(top)land? glad you got the password sorted oot
hiya ppqp...how are you today then?stop zooming about...dont think Ive ever experienced real heavy duty weather in Canadas..though I remember being there in the snow and freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing in November on exercise..still getting used to new toothy pegs....tomorrow is your interview?best of luck ..youll smash it...
hey pauly hows you today then?all good I hope...no kids in for haircuts today||?yep the implants and crowns did cost a few bux (like that huh?
) but this is probably the first time in a long long time ,that I can eat properly,and chew..so for me its a non starter,quality of life wins ..have you heard from daughter in Florida?is she ok?
hiya Lav..Simon Cowell here!!!how are you doing today then?time for a brew ?lettuce and spinach now thats a weird combination!!just be careful with da spinach!!!
popeye-the-sailor-source_bad.jpg
hiya sk...how are things with you?yep the teef look great iits the rest of the head that ain't so clever....
right peeps time to go...so have a great weekend everyone
I love to pamper my wife after she's had a stressful day at work. I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so that, the moment she walks through the door, the dishes are piled up and waiting for her...
At breakfast this morning, my wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter.
I almost choked on my #Brown
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His brother said, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
.............
...........
..........
Wait for the punch line !!
............
........
......
....
The bank manager looks back at her and says. "It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone
My old mums always complaining about the price of things,
"£1.50 for cup of tea 75p for a custard cream"
I said"you popped round I never invited you
Just been watching the news and apparently police are holding three men over a fire in West London...
Bit harsh, I wonder what they've done
I went to the doctors yesterday with hearing problems he said,"Can you describe the symptoms?..I said yeah,"Homers a fat git,and Marge has blue hair.....
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