good morning all..how are things today?anyone see the supermoon last night?yesterday wasnt too great a day here,but its bound to happen,so nuff of that.I took time yesterday to read through quite a few of the different threads and posts on this forum,and what is being said...there is certainly a lot of uncertainty,politically wise over in the us at the mo,in much a similar vein as we had here,the only difference is the figure at the top over there is still there ...the one Britain voted for couldnt hack it and gets a job being Foreign Secretary...strangely enough he was born in New York..there are a lot of countries at the moment just sitting back saying nothing,just watching the emerging picture,and the forthcoming elections in both Germany and France....
best get my skates on..at the dentist this morning ..got to be there for 9.45 and rush hour traffic.....
so brew and on we go...
hi tt ...you ok?hope all is well with you ...dont know where you are in relation to the quake but hope you are safe....
hiya pie how are you today?did you go and meet your dads carer yesterday?hope you managed to calm things down...
hiya ppqp..no ,never went detecting yesterday,just better to stay here and help when and where I can,although there were quite a few nice things found,including a gold coin and also a plague cross..best of luck in work today ...should be interesting to say the least
hiya det ...when you said you were out shooting...camera or rifle?sounds like you had a good day though
hiya Nora ...hows you then?just seen on here the wee green light is on..now either you are up really early ,or its just stayed on...
hiya Lav,how are you today?was reading your posts elsewhere...for the youngsters....jeez thats well out of order!!I hope things do turn out well over there,heres a supportive brew...
hey all you peeps not posting,big shout to you all,yes there are uncertainties,yes there are lots of unsavoury ,nasty things happening,but dont add your sobriety to the list!!keep it together ..dont box it up ...jump on we will do what we can even if its just listen,sometimes that helps!
Just tried to kill a spider with some Lynx Body Spray it survived and is now trying to make inappropriate sexual advances towards me.
My son's class are having a pyjama day Tomorrow.
Great to see the education system is getting them ready for unemployment.
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says,
"Hang on! You're a duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
"And you can talk" exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too," says the duck.
"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly, sorry about that, says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.
"It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing
round this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road," Explains the duck.
"I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn
more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his
bag and proceeds to read it. So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves. The same thing happens for two weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town.
The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him
"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that
could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats
sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!" "Sounds marvelous,"says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.
"Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,
"Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying
really good money."
"I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck.
"Where is it?"
"At the circus" says the barman.
"The circus?" repeats the duck.
"That's right," replies the barman.
The duck asks again, "with the big tent?"
Yeah," the barman replies.
"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in
caravans?" says the duck.
"Of course," the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in
the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right!" says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says
...
"What the F##k would they want with a plasterer ??!"
I got into an argument with a bloke in a pub last night. I instantly remembered what my dad said to me when I was young, "never hit a man wearing glasses!" I'll never take my dad's advice ever again. I took my glasses off, couldn't see, and missed the fcking blokes head completely.
best get my skates on..at the dentist this morning ..got to be there for 9.45 and rush hour traffic.....
so brew and on we go...
hi tt ...you ok?hope all is well with you ...dont know where you are in relation to the quake but hope you are safe....
hiya pie how are you today?did you go and meet your dads carer yesterday?hope you managed to calm things down...
hiya ppqp..no ,never went detecting yesterday,just better to stay here and help when and where I can,although there were quite a few nice things found,including a gold coin and also a plague cross..best of luck in work today ...should be interesting to say the least
hiya det ...when you said you were out shooting...camera or rifle?sounds like you had a good day though
hiya Nora ...hows you then?just seen on here the wee green light is on..now either you are up really early ,or its just stayed on...
hiya Lav,how are you today?was reading your posts elsewhere...for the youngsters....jeez thats well out of order!!I hope things do turn out well over there,heres a supportive brew...
hey all you peeps not posting,big shout to you all,yes there are uncertainties,yes there are lots of unsavoury ,nasty things happening,but dont add your sobriety to the list!!keep it together ..dont box it up ...jump on we will do what we can even if its just listen,sometimes that helps!
Just tried to kill a spider with some Lynx Body Spray it survived and is now trying to make inappropriate sexual advances towards me.
My son's class are having a pyjama day Tomorrow.
Great to see the education system is getting them ready for unemployment.
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says,
"Hang on! You're a duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
"And you can talk" exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too," says the duck.
"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly, sorry about that, says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.
"It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing
round this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road," Explains the duck.
"I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn
more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his
bag and proceeds to read it. So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves. The same thing happens for two weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town.
The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him
"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that
could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats
sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!" "Sounds marvelous,"says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.
"Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,
"Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying
really good money."
"I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck.
"Where is it?"
"At the circus" says the barman.
"The circus?" repeats the duck.
"That's right," replies the barman.
The duck asks again, "with the big tent?"
Yeah," the barman replies.
"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in
caravans?" says the duck.
"Of course," the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in
the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right!" says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says
...
"What the F##k would they want with a plasterer ??!"
I got into an argument with a bloke in a pub last night. I instantly remembered what my dad said to me when I was young, "never hit a man wearing glasses!" I'll never take my dad's advice ever again. I took my glasses off, couldn't see, and missed the fcking blokes head completely.
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