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    friday today

    poets day....and here it is ...tbh this last week or so,have just kind of moulded into one for me..swell its been snowing during the night...but also raining so now snozegone..at the dentist this morning ...yep again,not for as long as usual hopefully...

    right lets have a quick brew and crack on..jist made Joolies brekkie,so now its the rabbitz turn,then the ducks in the field..

    hiya pie ..how are you today then?hows the animals doing ?they all ok too ?any projects on the go?

    hiya pauly hows you today then?all good ?60 degreez wow ..its about 3 here this morning ...even the rabbits have got their fur coats on...hey if you hypnotize yourself on you tube ..how do you know when to turn it orf and switch it on?you have a good day....

    hiya ppqp..hows you ..you certainly sound a lot more chilled out..whats the book?

    hiya Lav...yee hah ..well done on the greenhouse foods...I never thought of mashing up chick peas or such like..so you had za walk thru your gardens did you?Mums were my dads fave ..he used to grow all kinds and sizes...I remember as a kid he grew one that was almost black ...was really chuffed with it ..he crossed it or something..Im thinking of getting a coupla fruit trees..they are pretty solid ones ..a morello cherry and a braeburn apple.. ..because of the season ..both reduced to £10 each from £35..would grow them in big pots...not sure yet tho..oops apologies nearly forgot da brew!

    hiya det how are you then?good nooze that your company has loadsa baron greenbacks in orders..keep you in business for a while....just writing this Ive suddenly realised I aint planted no garlic this year yet...cheers for the reminder..my accent is scottish not british..its as rough as a bears ass..defo not made for putting people to sleep..

    hiya starty ...you doing ok?

    hiya Sam you doing ok?

    Nora C you too?

    and tt ..how are you doing havent seen you for a coupla days ..hope things are going as good as you want...

    richtig folks thats me finished..so have a good weekend...

    Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating ..
    Mick, the bartender says, “You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy”
    Paddy replies “OK Mick, I’ll be on my way then.”
    Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.
    “Dammit” he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
    He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face.
    “Oh God, this is gettin' worse,” he slurs.
    He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he’ll be fine.
    He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame.
    He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk.
    He falls flat on his face.
    “I’ll never make it home,” he mumbles amid more curses.
    He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.
    He takes a look up the stairs and grunts “No way”. He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says “Maybe I can just can make it to the bed.”
    He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
    He says “To hell with it” and falls into bed.
    The next morning, his wife, Bridie, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, “Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?”.
    Paddy says, “I did Bridie. I was totally scuttered pissed. Me head’s throbbin’. But how’d ye know?”


    “Mick phoned ... You left your wheelchair at the pub


    You'd be surprised how quickly the sales people at K Mart try and assist you after ignoring you for the past 15 minutes when you try and start a chainsaw.

    As I sat in the living room my five year old shouted at me from the back door.
    "I can't hear you if you're shouting from outside." I said.
    Again, he shouted back.
    "I told you, I can't hear you from there. It's rude to shout. If you want me to hear you, walk into the living room." I replied.
    A few moments later my son appeared in the living room.
    "Dad, I've got dog sh.t all over my shoes."

    I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia? She whispered, "They're behind you!"
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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    Morning Mick and all to come....

    Good luck at the dentist today. I have to deal with a tooth that is getting worse. In the past I would just slosh AL around it. LOL
    It was a good meeting last night, boss awarded a Life Time Membership and was very emotional. Another late night for me with the opening of the craft sale and then all day Saturday. Hopefully I'll find a dentist on Sunday.
    Have a great Friday and I'll pop in later.....:smile:PPQP

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      #3
      Mae everybody, Mick the wheelchair joke cracked me up haha!! Get some trees, I was thinking about getting a little lemon tree and growing it in a pot,PPQP, that's pretty cool about the lifetime achievement award, I'll bet it was emotional,well Kell and Lou are both sick, great, I was wondering why Louie was being so evil to me the other night, now I know, much love to all and I hope we all have a wonderful AF Friday
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
      Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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        #4
        Can't believe it's 10:15 pm. Where did the day go anyway?
        Still warm here during the day, nice & cool at night for sleeping. I can't wait to see the snowflakes on Sunday, ha ha.
        I ended up with my son & grandsons here for an impromptu dinner which was nice
        Tomorrow daughter & her crew will descend upon us. I guess this is where my time goes, ha ha!

        Mick, I hope the dental trip was easy for you!
        I remember the rabbit we had back in the early 80's grew a winter coat every year that kept him nice & cozy.
        Good luck with the fruit trees if you get them. The ones we planted 13 years ago when we moved here never really did all that great after the deer ate the tops out of them, geez. We should probably plant some new trees too.

        PQ, I hope your busy weekend goes well & your tooth doesn't give you too much trouble!

        Pauly, sick kids, ugh. You have to feel sorry for the little ones since they can't really verbalize their woes. It's better when they get old enough to just tell you 'I feel sick', ha ha. I hope Louie feels better soon.

        Hello to everyone else & wishing for a peaceful night for all of us!
        Lav
        AF since 03/26/09
        NF since 05/19/09
        Success comes one day at a time :thumbs:

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          #5
          Aloooha Friday ABerooonies!

          Mick, "mighty maker of breakfasts" thanks for the morning cheer. Glad yer all too often dentistry was short at least.

          Scottish eh? I have a hypno by a gent with a really strong Irish brogue and it's a little distracting but fun.

          shouts to Pauly, Lav, PPQ and any last minute sneakers.

          A good day at work today. So glad to have an inside job when it's this cold.

          Not sure what I'm up to this weekend. Kind of nice not having any specific plans. I shall start by sleeping in!

          wishing you all a calm, happy AF Saturday to come

          be well loves
          nosce te ipsum
          (Know Thyself)

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