mae all ...how are we doing today then?all good I hope ...so thats it the world of reality returns?peeps back at work tomorrow ...and toikeys can breathe a sigh of relief for the next three weeks?this week aint a bonzer for me ..or for that matter any of thefamily ,but Ive got the added pleasure of watching Jeremy kyle in the dentists chair tomorrow...me not him!!
didnt go detecting today..my heart isnt really in it tbh..so its brew time instead...
hiya starts how are you then?all good today I hope ...you been out with the dogs this morning?I spent chrimbo in Egypt one year ..it was reely strange..have you ever tried to say ho ho ho in Egyptian???
hi snoops hows you today then?you doing ok...and on the menu today is..........you like chrimbo music..you mean carols and all that sung in a choir?when I was younger,I got a scholarship to a choir school in Scotland,quite famous at the time...while I was there ,we made 2 records,and one of them was a christmas one..I have still got a recording of that record,with me singing the solo on it at the age of 13/14...I still have 2 friends from those days,one of whom got a Norwegian knighthood!where my life took a left turn...who knows!!!
hiya pauly...hows you feeling today?hope you are a bit chirpier,you up to anything today?pauly I know they are expensive,but implants beat a plate hands down..I used to have a plate ..it spent more time in me sock drawer than my sox..it was crap..and now Ive got da implants..massive difference
hi ppqp...hows you then..if there aint a lot of tooth left then the finance should be adjusted accordingly??so its a lazee.com weekend for you is it...as long as you enjoy it...
hiya Lav..how are you today then?all good..Im just about to have another brew..you up for it?tree up today is it?yep..the rabbits have been in the tunnel...he loves it she hates it becase it is below surface it collects a bit of water ..and she hates wet feet...dont even think of my next move....
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I've written a letter to the Royal Mail to complain about my post being stolen.
To make sure they see it, I've put it inside a birthday card.
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There I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a really big, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me, so I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, drop the capsule in it, and was sitting here watching the poison dissolve when you show up and drink the whole thing!! But enough about me, how's your day going?..
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Couple are texting:
Boyfriend: ILY
Girlfriend: Aww type in full it makes it more special ♥
Boyfriend: I'm Leaving You.
Murphy: "You"ve a nice couple of goldfish there Paddy. What are their names?" Paddy: "I"ve called them, One and Two". Murphy: "Why is that then Paddy?" Paddy: ""Coz if One dies, I"ve still got Two".
Ever have one of those mornings where you can't even be bothered to get dressed?
Anyway, I was arrested at the bus stop!!..
My son asked me if he could borrow my torch because he was going out on a date.
I said to him "I never used to take a torch on my dates when I was your age".
"I know". He said "look what you ended up with".
didnt go detecting today..my heart isnt really in it tbh..so its brew time instead...
hiya starts how are you then?all good today I hope ...you been out with the dogs this morning?I spent chrimbo in Egypt one year ..it was reely strange..have you ever tried to say ho ho ho in Egyptian???
hi snoops hows you today then?you doing ok...and on the menu today is..........you like chrimbo music..you mean carols and all that sung in a choir?when I was younger,I got a scholarship to a choir school in Scotland,quite famous at the time...while I was there ,we made 2 records,and one of them was a christmas one..I have still got a recording of that record,with me singing the solo on it at the age of 13/14...I still have 2 friends from those days,one of whom got a Norwegian knighthood!where my life took a left turn...who knows!!!
hiya pauly...hows you feeling today?hope you are a bit chirpier,you up to anything today?pauly I know they are expensive,but implants beat a plate hands down..I used to have a plate ..it spent more time in me sock drawer than my sox..it was crap..and now Ive got da implants..massive difference
hi ppqp...hows you then..if there aint a lot of tooth left then the finance should be adjusted accordingly??so its a lazee.com weekend for you is it...as long as you enjoy it...
hiya Lav..how are you today then?all good..Im just about to have another brew..you up for it?tree up today is it?yep..the rabbits have been in the tunnel...he loves it she hates it becase it is below surface it collects a bit of water ..and she hates wet feet...dont even think of my next move....
20161126_085459.jpg
20161126_090724.jpg
I've written a letter to the Royal Mail to complain about my post being stolen.
To make sure they see it, I've put it inside a birthday card.
15170767_1248071778593576_5638455313068391879_n.jpg
There I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a really big, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me, so I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, drop the capsule in it, and was sitting here watching the poison dissolve when you show up and drink the whole thing!! But enough about me, how's your day going?..
15136007_820525068090551_1548337428799029766_n.jpg
Couple are texting:
Boyfriend: ILY
Girlfriend: Aww type in full it makes it more special ♥
Boyfriend: I'm Leaving You.
Murphy: "You"ve a nice couple of goldfish there Paddy. What are their names?" Paddy: "I"ve called them, One and Two". Murphy: "Why is that then Paddy?" Paddy: ""Coz if One dies, I"ve still got Two".
Ever have one of those mornings where you can't even be bothered to get dressed?
Anyway, I was arrested at the bus stop!!..
My son asked me if he could borrow my torch because he was going out on a date.
I said to him "I never used to take a torch on my dates when I was your age".
"I know". He said "look what you ended up with".
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