afternoon peeps,really busy all this week,lotta stuff to do...so just jumping in n out....apologies but a fair bit on..
hope everyone is well...and heres a brew
WARNING! There's a link going around it says download the latest Cliff Richard Christmas track whatever you do don't click on it, it's actually a link to download the latest Cliff Richard Christmas track
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.
Finally, unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked,
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow..
My girlfriend just told me she doesn't care what she gets for Christmas this year "just make sure it's got diamonds in it" she said.
A pack of playing cards it is then.
I got arrested in Switzerland for murder yesterday. I said to the police, "I thought assisted suicide wasn't against the law here?"
The officer replied, "Under Swiss law assisted suicides require medical supervision, you strangled your wife as soon as the plane touched down."
Will someone take pity on Chris Rea and give him a fcking sat-nav.
Poor sods been trying to get home since 1988.
Out with the lads from OCD Anonymous tonight. Things aren't going to get messy.
My car broke down outside Domino's last night.
So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift off the delivery driver.
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hope everyone is well...and heres a brew
WARNING! There's a link going around it says download the latest Cliff Richard Christmas track whatever you do don't click on it, it's actually a link to download the latest Cliff Richard Christmas track
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.
Finally, unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked,
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow..
My girlfriend just told me she doesn't care what she gets for Christmas this year "just make sure it's got diamonds in it" she said.
A pack of playing cards it is then.
I got arrested in Switzerland for murder yesterday. I said to the police, "I thought assisted suicide wasn't against the law here?"
The officer replied, "Under Swiss law assisted suicides require medical supervision, you strangled your wife as soon as the plane touched down."
Will someone take pity on Chris Rea and give him a fcking sat-nav.
Poor sods been trying to get home since 1988.
Out with the lads from OCD Anonymous tonight. Things aren't going to get messy.
My car broke down outside Domino's last night.
So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift off the delivery driver.
15253613_836541469822244_2172228989365782660_n.png
Happy birthday sweet Lav!! Hope its been a nice one
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