well done to you all ..seems like a pretty successful story on the booze news that we all kept away from it over noo year...
have a great day..
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, "Where are you going?" He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"
"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."
He said, "Why?"
She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot.
My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.
I told her I was looking for cheap flights.
"I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited,
That night we had the most amazing time ever...
Which is odd because she’s never shown an interest in darts before
To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they're due back at the library next Monday.
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