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**SKendall** · January 17, 2017, 04:52 AM

Hi Mick, it's 3:45 a.m. here and I'm still awake. That's a lot of knock knock jokes,
I'm sure Pauly will enjoy them. A thunder shirt is fabric with Velcro you put on a dog and it's supposed to feel like they are being hugged.

Driving home with my gd, we were talking silly. I told her I was hungry and would like chocolate sausages for dinner, without missing a beat she asked if I would like a sawdust quiche to go with that?

**paulywogg** · January 17, 2017, 08:23 AM

Mae everybody, thanks Mick,now I have a nice stack of material, have fun at your dinner,gonna Google the place after this

SK,that's cute,how old is she? Have to work with my most unfavorite coworker today

yesterday my friend and I were talking about how the other girls use our stations when we're not there to do colors,perms,styles leave a bunch of crap around yet with my most unfavorite coworker if you even SIT at her station she gets pissed off,so I was watering some plants with a coffee mug and purposely left it on her station,of course as soon as she came in she grabs it asking who's it is,we just ignored her,I shouldn't be so immature but today I feel like eating a donut in her chair and leaving a bunch of crumbs heh,heh but I won't,maybe I'll leave the newspaper there though! Much love to all and I hope we all have a happy AF Tuesday

**Mick** · January 17, 2017, 09:42 AM

post this mornin was quite big with the jokes ..so heres some real ones...

After being diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder, I phoned my boss to tell him I'd need time off.
"You're self-employed you stupid bstard," I said

Intelligence test

How do you say: "Robert's terrier has run away" without using the letter "R"?

.Bob's dog's fcked off!"

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Country singer Shania Twain has announced the birth of her son this morning.
'Choo Choo' was born at 7am weighing 5lb 6oz.

A man walks into a bookshop owned by a German bloke and asks him, "Do you have any books on Brexit?"
The German bloke looks at him horrified and shouts, "Get out, stay out."
The man replies, "Yeah, that's the one!"

**Pie** · January 17, 2017, 10:47 AM

You've outdone yourself on the humor this morning, Mick! Especially like the self-employed one, and Choo Choo Twain.

Yesterday it occurred to mean that I no longer get that shaky, insecure feeling inside, when doing something mundane like running to the store for milk, which is what I was doing yesterday. It also struck me how simple it was to check out at the grocery without feeling the need to "cover up" my purchase, as I always did when buying alcohol. My addiction to alcohol truly made my life hell, even when I wasn't drinking in the moment. Fact is, I was ALWAYS under the influence. The impact of alcohol addiction on my life was totally pervasive. And now, sobriety is equally pervasive, and improves every moment.

**SKendall** · January 17, 2017, 12:15 PM

Pie, that is the truth. We were all under the influence even when not drinking. I've been here almost 7 weeks now and don't have the tv set up - and I don't miss it! Picking up my lightly used Honda CR-V this a.m.

Pauly, she just turned 8 - 7 wks ago.

**treetops** · January 17, 2017, 02:26 PM

Hi folks. Wed here already. I went out for dinner too but not for curry. Yes, Manchester is famous for Asian food. I lived there in the 1970s when I was at the university as a visiting research student. I used to be married to a guy from Manchester! Mick knows this.
My dinner last night was fun - a small group and good conversation. The dessert was yummy. I felt human. As for the future, I am scaling things back a bit in that I am not at the moment panicking. Thanks Lav, I can hear you approving.
Still no sign of a hair appointment. Have to contact the dr today - some problems with my liver so I hope it's not serious. I doubt it.
You all be good now!

**Lavande** · January 17, 2017, 08:51 PM

Greetings Abbers,

Soggy here in this part of the US but it's just rain, no ice, no snow.
I heard a little while ago that the temperature wil be running 10-15 degrees warmer than average for the next 2 weeks - we shall see.

Mick, I think the fold down shelf in the throne room would be quite unique & useful

Maybe you could market the idea & see if it flies, ha ha!!!
The choo choo twain is cute.

SK, my oldest grandson is the same age as your granddaughter. These kids are so smart & quick, always entertaining

Pauly, sometimes it's just plain old fun to irritate an irritable person, Ha ha!! No one has any business being that nasty at work for no good reason. Enjoy yourself a little!

Pie, I totally agree with you - the freedom from addiction is pure joy!
Keep enjoying your freedom, I know I will

TT, you know I am smiling hearing you are panic free!
We are our own worst critics & that was another bad habit that I had to change. Learning to be your own 'best friend' is tough but completely possible. Glad you enjoyed your evening out. I hope there's nothing serious going on with your liver, geez.

Hello to PQ, Det, Sam & anyone else popping by tonight.

Peace to all!
Lav

**SKendall** · January 17, 2017, 09:47 PM

Hi Lav, wet and soggy here also.

I dropped Vivian a little note in the mail today (she loves mail) telling her that for lunch on Sunday we are having snail tacos with a side of grasshoppers and sandy water. Can't wait to see what she comes up with because she is competitive. Is your g/son in the toilet stage of humor? She told me she is bringing fish butts.

I had the worst experience buying my car today. My SIL came to the agreed price yesterday on my behalf and told me to get a cashier's cheque for that amount. I walked in today and they wouldn't accept that amount they wanted $250 more. Wot? I declared. salesman said he will go back and tell his boss. 30 minutes later he came back and said he couldn't find said boss. I told him sorry, but that's a deal breaker and left. I arrived there by Uber and so had to get home that way. So I was outside dialing them and s/man came out saying boss was back. I stupidly returned to wait another 30 min. Then left again. Problem was this was a vehicle in the perfect colour, low miles and the leather seats I wanted. FForward and I threw a hissy fit in reception saying I was being disrespected and did they not do business with women? 3 men in reception glued their eyes suddenly to their paperwork. General Mgr. came out with high colour in his cheeks, probably high b.p. and asked what the problem was and I stated that the agreed price was being revoked, I had cash in hand, the vehicle had been on the lot for 2+ months and he would just be paying inventory tax on it again at the end of the month. His response was - well, not that much tax. Wot?? I shrieked again, are you crazy and I was causing a scene by now. He said if I reduce the price to where you want it to be can we start again and put this behind us. Well, okay I said. But no, he wasn't finished yet and said he would just get the paperwork in order. Another 45 min I told the s/man I was finished and he said, paperwork is finished, and it's just being detailed. He then handed me the keys as if it was free. Sheesh.

I was there 4 hours and when I went to review my experience on line many others had the same experience. Tomorrow, I will try to find his superior and let him know. I left him by saying people don't appreciate stalling tactics and lies, did he not realize what a p.o'd woman would do? Also, he was compromising my dog's bladder.

I spent 4 hours in the dealership after all.

I've never experienced this before and I'm glad it's over and I have my car. He was such a jerk I wonder if he felt a smug satisfaction treating people this way. Anyway he has to live with him.

Thanks for letting me rant.

**Pie** · January 17, 2017, 11:28 PM

Wet and soggy here too. Way to rant, SK! Well-deserved I'd say.

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