but first........
da da...
its brew time...
hiya tt ...well let me tell you.Congratulations on your achievement.In pole position for my favouritest person in the world.It has absolutely nothing let me tell you to do with home made cherry ice cream ...he says drooling at the chops!!how did the hairdo go?see I aint even got that pleasure ..you feel down you get your hair done ..I feel down ..I get the polish out..best of luck at the docs..
hiya Lav and how the 10 year old granny today?its brew time..how are you today...did you enjoy the Bittersweet?Pizza buns?pray tell...
hey pauly..there are millions of folk who never went to uni who have done great...the university of life is a great learning forum!as Amy used to say...when she was at uni ..its the only place you can be unemployed and your parents are proud of ya!I would have been bored stoopid at one..I did mental health awareness and understanding at uni on day release ..and that was only once a week!anyways ..updates on your plants ..how are they doing?I keep messing in the garden tho my heart hasnt been in it and the weather has been rubbish too
hiya ppqp ..glad you got a decent kip..yes I love celery ..just chomping on it..plus the fact I can eat properly now helps!!hope you have a good weekend?any plans?
mornin sam ..so sam jnr is into the toonz too?its good that you are getting together on a Sunday..not only is it fun ,but keeps the auld brain ticking over too..
hiya snoopy ..best of luck with your march this weekend...stay safe..
hiya pie et al..hope you are all well..
right folks have a great weekend..Im off to the throne room!
saw this ..the dog n duck..brill
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ATTENTION: A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 FA Cup Final, both box seats. He paid £2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...
...it's at St Paul's Church, Peterborough at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too.....She'll be the one in the white dress
Paddy and Mick the Irish Assassins are outside Buckingham Palace on a cold winter's day waiting to do a hit on the Queen. Mick says, "We shouldn't be doing this Paddy, it's treason." Paddy replies, "You aren't joking Mick, I've got two coats on and I'm still fecking cold!".
A woman was in labour.
Just as the midwife was about to begin the delivery, the baby stuck it's head out and asked the midwife
" Are you my daddy?"
The astonished midwife was astounded and could only say
"No I'm not"
At this, the baby disappeared back inside
The midwife called the nurse
The nurse came in and once again, the baby stuck it's head out and asked .
Are YOU my daddy?"
"NO. I am not!"
Once again back in he went
At this point hearing all this commotion, the father came in.
Once again the little head appeared.
"Are YOU my daddy?"
"Yes I am"
The baby pushed a little until it was half out, beckoned the father to come up close
When the father was really up close, the baby reached out and stuck his finger in his fathers eye, and shouted
"Fckin' hurts doesn't it?!"
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