morn all...how are we today?all bright and sparkly?yep thought so...still doing bitz n batz here,just finishing off he little fiddly bits ...no other big projects on the go ....as yet tho thats subject to change...weather is a bit frosty this morning,4 weeks time I will be on jollidays..hopefully warmer than here...gotta get used to driving on the other side of the road again...
brew time it is.
hey det how come you messed up mate?you were doing so well then bam! exercise over?whats that trigger that says to you ..its ok to drink..need to analyse what went wrong and avoid it!
hiya pie how are you today then?hope all is well..your dad is bettern me..I couldnt use an i phone and had much less interest in learning!
hiya pauly how are you today then?hope all is good sorry the pics wouldnt load up..obviously a technical error ..not my skills or knowledge ...ha...
hiya starty how are you feeling?are you any better ..meant to ask you ..how did the walk go?
hiya tt..how are you then likewise are you feeling any better?any change in mood any light in that tunnel yet?
hiya ppqp..yep I am not too good on that phone..back at the dentist tomorrow ..round 2 ding ding..kfc ...knife fork cup?have a good day..
hiya Lav and hows you today then?all good?yep its been a long road with hte teeth,but tbh it has been worth it..I have got 2 standard roses to plant up ..not bad size either..bargain job ..$7 the two..what do you think of my sox?Julie thinks Im a 60yr old kid..and guess what?I care not a jot ..Ive gotta bright yellow pair too!
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hiya snoopity doopity hows you today then?all good ..
right peeps its time to get this world moving ,so lets have a good one...
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Thank fck I went to a psychic, she told me someone was going to swindle me out of some money.
Best 100 bux I've ever spent.
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's tes-ticles, and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's tes-ticles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies.
He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's tes-ticles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were .... or what we did ... but, ... We took first and second place."
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A man and his wife were playing golf. The man tees off and his
ball veers way off to the right, breaking the window of a house.
The wife says you must go and apologize and pay for the window.
Both the man and his wife walk up to the house, ring the door but
no one answers. He opens the door and inside, next to the window
he sees a broken vase with his golf ball laying on the floor.
Suddenly a man comes out of a nearby room, the golfer starts to
apologize for breaking his window and the vase.
The man inside the house says, “No, don’t apologize, I am a genie
and have been stuck in that vase for 10,000 years, you have
rescued me and I owe you deeply. For helping me I will grant three
wishes. I will give you one, your lovely wife one and I would
like to keep one for myself.”
He asks the man what he wishes for. The man thought awhile and
said, “I wish for a million dollars.”
The genie waves his hand and said, “A million dollars, it’s yours,
it has been deposited into your bank account.”
He asks the wife what is her wish. She says, “I wish for a
condominium in Hawaii.”
The genie waves his hand and says, “A condominium in Hawaii, it’s
yours.” The genie continues, “Now it is my turn.” He thinks for
awhile and says, “You know its been 10,000 years since I have had
a woman, could I make love to your wife?”
The man thinks for a while and says, “Honey, he gave us a million
dollars and a condominium in Hawaii, the least you could do is
make love to him.”
She agrees and they both go to the back bedroom.
After making passionate love, the woman says, “I can’t believe
that my husband let you do this to me.”
The genie says, “And I can’t believe that your husband still
believes in genies.”
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits the pain between the mother and father. They agree to it and are led into a room where they get hooked up to the machine. The doctor starts it off at 20% split towards the father. The wife says, "Oh, that's actually better." The husband Says he can't feel anything. Then the doctor turns it to 50% and the wife says that it doesn't hurt nearly as much. The husband says he still can't feel anything. The Doctor, now encouraged, turns it up to 100%. The husband still can't feel anything, and the wife is really happy, because there is now no pain for her. The baby is born. The couple go home and find the postman groaning in pain on the doorstep.
brew time it is.
hey det how come you messed up mate?you were doing so well then bam! exercise over?whats that trigger that says to you ..its ok to drink..need to analyse what went wrong and avoid it!
hiya pie how are you today then?hope all is well..your dad is bettern me..I couldnt use an i phone and had much less interest in learning!
hiya pauly how are you today then?hope all is good sorry the pics wouldnt load up..obviously a technical error ..not my skills or knowledge ...ha...
hiya starty how are you feeling?are you any better ..meant to ask you ..how did the walk go?
hiya tt..how are you then likewise are you feeling any better?any change in mood any light in that tunnel yet?
hiya ppqp..yep I am not too good on that phone..back at the dentist tomorrow ..round 2 ding ding..kfc ...knife fork cup?have a good day..
hiya Lav and hows you today then?all good?yep its been a long road with hte teeth,but tbh it has been worth it..I have got 2 standard roses to plant up ..not bad size either..bargain job ..$7 the two..what do you think of my sox?Julie thinks Im a 60yr old kid..and guess what?I care not a jot ..Ive gotta bright yellow pair too!
20170124_074153.jpg
hiya snoopity doopity hows you today then?all good ..
right peeps its time to get this world moving ,so lets have a good one...
16113886_234390036972022_1924054862102667080_n.jpg
16195105_233950460349313_9216984201217652037_n (1).jpg
Thank fck I went to a psychic, she told me someone was going to swindle me out of some money.
Best 100 bux I've ever spent.
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's tes-ticles, and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's tes-ticles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies.
He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's tes-ticles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were .... or what we did ... but, ... We took first and second place."
16195870_856464964496561_1938898916020643253_n.jpg
A man and his wife were playing golf. The man tees off and his
ball veers way off to the right, breaking the window of a house.
The wife says you must go and apologize and pay for the window.
Both the man and his wife walk up to the house, ring the door but
no one answers. He opens the door and inside, next to the window
he sees a broken vase with his golf ball laying on the floor.
Suddenly a man comes out of a nearby room, the golfer starts to
apologize for breaking his window and the vase.
The man inside the house says, “No, don’t apologize, I am a genie
and have been stuck in that vase for 10,000 years, you have
rescued me and I owe you deeply. For helping me I will grant three
wishes. I will give you one, your lovely wife one and I would
like to keep one for myself.”
He asks the man what he wishes for. The man thought awhile and
said, “I wish for a million dollars.”
The genie waves his hand and said, “A million dollars, it’s yours,
it has been deposited into your bank account.”
He asks the wife what is her wish. She says, “I wish for a
condominium in Hawaii.”
The genie waves his hand and says, “A condominium in Hawaii, it’s
yours.” The genie continues, “Now it is my turn.” He thinks for
awhile and says, “You know its been 10,000 years since I have had
a woman, could I make love to your wife?”
The man thinks for a while and says, “Honey, he gave us a million
dollars and a condominium in Hawaii, the least you could do is
make love to him.”
She agrees and they both go to the back bedroom.
After making passionate love, the woman says, “I can’t believe
that my husband let you do this to me.”
The genie says, “And I can’t believe that your husband still
believes in genies.”
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits the pain between the mother and father. They agree to it and are led into a room where they get hooked up to the machine. The doctor starts it off at 20% split towards the father. The wife says, "Oh, that's actually better." The husband Says he can't feel anything. Then the doctor turns it to 50% and the wife says that it doesn't hurt nearly as much. The husband says he still can't feel anything. The Doctor, now encouraged, turns it up to 100%. The husband still can't feel anything, and the wife is really happy, because there is now no pain for her. The baby is born. The couple go home and find the postman groaning in pain on the doorstep.
the Lego kit was funny too,that's the one toy I refuse to buy for Louie I've stepped on too many as the kids were growing up, rain finally let up and I don't think we'll see any for awhile now,SF,good to see you,hoping we all have a great AF Tuesday
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