good morning world ...and how are we all doing today then ?we are getting ready for storm Dora...sounds like a finding Nemo stunt ,but it really blowing a bit out there..as I saw somewhere else,a blankie day....ok so lets start with a brew......
good mornin snoops...how are you today then?thanks for the comments,I try when Im doing things,I actually enjoy doing things like that,not the tidiest worker in the world,but tidy after..read ypur post a couple of times ..you sound very positive in your af outlook..you hold the key to it all,and you will do it...Spring starts officially Mar 21st I think..with whats gone on and the weather havent done too much in the garden ..Ive usually got tomatoes peppers etc seeded up by now ,so need to get my skates on...
Does anyone want to buy these?
Unopened.
Bought in error.
I live at number 45.
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hiya Det how are hyou today gthen mate?how are things ?is Dx still there?mebbe this is the boot in the bum you need to ko the booze forever..I hope it all works well mate...as for the car alarm going off..did anyone rush out to see what was happpenin?nope..the alarms purpose is to alert folks when someone is trying to have their car away....hmm that works not..all it does is annoy the neighbours..mebbes the car companies need a different kind of alarm?keep it together mate ..keep trying the fat lady is still singing!!
I'm in hospital! Dont Panic! I ate what I thought was an onion, but it was a daffodill bulb! Doctors say I'll be out in the Spring.
hiya pauly ..hows you feeling today then ?isnt it strange how much easier it is to think yourself into a downer than upper?or maybe thats me...hows the work krew goin?they still whining?
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news.
The donkey's died.'
Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.' Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?' Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ' What happened with that dead donkey?'
Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £898'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won, so I gave
him his £2 back....
mornin ppqp...hows you then?well did you get the telly package sorted out?if you get it all on puter then I would defo bin it all...whats the latest at work?you still doing good?what are you doing weekend ?any plans ?
Apparently clumsy people are more likely to be obese.
That's because they keep walking into things like fcking McDonalds.
hiya Lav hows you today then?sounds like you are not only busy but keeping everyone else busy too!!go for it...time for a relaxing brew ..what do the dogs think of the new rug?
An young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. After sex the girl said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'am actually a hooker, and I charge $100 for what we just did."
The man retorted, "And I should have mentioned this before, but I'am actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $200."
right folks now thats mixed the fred up a bit....big hiya to everyone out there...have a great weekend
good mornin snoops...how are you today then?thanks for the comments,I try when Im doing things,I actually enjoy doing things like that,not the tidiest worker in the world,but tidy after..read ypur post a couple of times ..you sound very positive in your af outlook..you hold the key to it all,and you will do it...Spring starts officially Mar 21st I think..with whats gone on and the weather havent done too much in the garden ..Ive usually got tomatoes peppers etc seeded up by now ,so need to get my skates on...
Does anyone want to buy these?
Unopened.
Bought in error.
I live at number 45.
15338821_1263939077006846_2518583295608256301_n.jpg
hiya Det how are hyou today gthen mate?how are things ?is Dx still there?mebbe this is the boot in the bum you need to ko the booze forever..I hope it all works well mate...as for the car alarm going off..did anyone rush out to see what was happpenin?nope..the alarms purpose is to alert folks when someone is trying to have their car away....hmm that works not..all it does is annoy the neighbours..mebbes the car companies need a different kind of alarm?keep it together mate ..keep trying the fat lady is still singing!!
I'm in hospital! Dont Panic! I ate what I thought was an onion, but it was a daffodill bulb! Doctors say I'll be out in the Spring.
hiya pauly ..hows you feeling today then ?isnt it strange how much easier it is to think yourself into a downer than upper?or maybe thats me...hows the work krew goin?they still whining?
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news.
The donkey's died.'
Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.' Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?' Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ' What happened with that dead donkey?'
Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £898'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won, so I gave
him his £2 back....
mornin ppqp...hows you then?well did you get the telly package sorted out?if you get it all on puter then I would defo bin it all...whats the latest at work?you still doing good?what are you doing weekend ?any plans ?
Apparently clumsy people are more likely to be obese.
That's because they keep walking into things like fcking McDonalds.
hiya Lav hows you today then?sounds like you are not only busy but keeping everyone else busy too!!go for it...time for a relaxing brew ..what do the dogs think of the new rug?
An young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. After sex the girl said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'am actually a hooker, and I charge $100 for what we just did."
The man retorted, "And I should have mentioned this before, but I'am actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $200."
right folks now thats mixed the fred up a bit....big hiya to everyone out there...have a great weekend
loved the donkey joke and the hooker joke.Det,I'm in agreement with the others,glad you're here posting and keeping positive
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