mornin all...how are we today then,another weekend approacheth...its been trying its best to snow over here ,but its a mere skittering on the tops ,nothing great.we did the intern yesterday,there had previously been some complications and issues to deal with from the past,but fortunately they were sorted out too.a sad but necessary action,now at least they are all buried in the same place,and the rest of the family can move on.Amy and her boyfriend have split up ..dont know whats gone on there but the are in the process of going their separate ways.so thats all the nooze from this end ,apart from Ive got olts of plants to put in ,but the weather is against me at the mo,and orf on jolliday week after next ..hee hee...should be good...second week meeting up with friends..was going to say old friends but dont think she would be too impressed with the 3 letter word!!
So Mr Trump..keep a lid on it till after my holiday!dont be banning Scots people ..
right brew time ....
hiya SF ...interesting post,yup I guess Im in the gang that retired,after putting about 40yrs worth into pension pots!Ive done ok by it,but there again theyve had their moneys worth...didnt realise you were doing on line work..is it working for you?
hiya Snoopster ,yep went ok yustaday,how are you doing?sounds like youve got similar weather that way too...
hey pauly hows you then?that was bonny pic you put up,hope you are feeling better today...its Friday right?soon be weekend..you doing anything...
Sam...what a vision ...running about like a nut clearing up as madam winds her way back home!!whats with the 22 min clock?i fly out next Monday..then driving on the wrong side of the road!!
Det ,you need help ...you cant do it on your own,youve tried ..there is no shame ,embarrassment or anything about it..you cant hit the triggers that make you booze for some reason,lets cut to the chase if you want to enjoy the rest of your life ,you need to get sorted,so do whatever it takes ..thats blunt ,but its the truth ,this aint no rehearsal,...get out and enjoy ,and you can only enjoy if you get rid the millstone you are carrying..we are concerned for you mate...
hiya tt ...slept like a log last night ,but woke up with a banging headache....hows you this evening?strangely enough no one compliments me on my hair style or colour.....best of luck with your applications.
hiya Lav....missed sam peeing on the furniture!!yep crack on ..no probs with sharing anything I put up here..was funny seeing the pic you put up of the feeder...Ive got 2 big fat pigeons who are getting the non starter from a robin!!
look at these 2...they arent interested in coming out!!!
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brew time...
right peeps time to go ..so have a great weekend ..big shout to nora,sk pie ppqp..wheresyou?? starts et al
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My girlfriend did three pregnancy tests this morning and all three were positive.
"I can't believe it," she said, wiping tears from her face, "How the fuck are we going to cope with triplets?"
The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton'...
Which also means nothing.
It's pretty cool when you're in your bed, it's 7AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, and it's suddenly 8:45.
But when you're at work, it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, and it's f*****g 2:29.
Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do.
Take Beethoven for example, they told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf... but he didn't listen.
A bloke is visiting his mother in a mental hospital when in the same room he comes across a guy moving his arms around and making beeping noises.
"Excuse me", he asks him. "What on earth are you doing?"
"I'm driving my car!, says the guy excitedly. "Beep beep!"
"You fecking nutbar, you're not in a car, you're in a mental hospital!"
A voice comes from the bed opposite. "Mate, shut up will you, he's giving me twenty quid a day to wash the bloody thing
After a stressful day, one man comes home and sits in his backyard, drinking a beer.
As he's getting up to get a snack, he stops and asks, "Jesus, what is the meaning of life?"
To which Jesus replies,"You slave in the sun to support the ones you love. You make money so you can buy things for your family to keep them happy."
The man asks,"Jesus, why is life so hard?"
To which Jesus replies,"That, no one may ever know. You have to overcome many obstacles to be successful."
The man asks again,"How was the universe created?"
Jesus replies,"I'm sorry, señor, but can you stop asking questions? I'm trying to mow your lawn."
A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and an earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Wolverhampton in the early hours of Monday with its epicentre in Whitmore Reans. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "fukinelll".
The hurricane decimated the area causing almost £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their Giros arrived.
Wolverhampton FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Wolverhampton . One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Jeremy Kyle the next morning."
Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Special Brew to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Ratners and Bone China from the Pound shop.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:
Fila or Burberry baseball caps
Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
Shell suits (female)
White stilettos
White sport socks
Rockport boots
Any other clothing items usually sold in Primark or Lidl.
Food parcels may be harder to come by but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs include:
Microwave meals
Tins of baked beans
KFC
Ice cream
Cans of Special Brew.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms.
£2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of nine.
£5 buys fags and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
So Mr Trump..keep a lid on it till after my holiday!dont be banning Scots people ..
right brew time ....
hiya SF ...interesting post,yup I guess Im in the gang that retired,after putting about 40yrs worth into pension pots!Ive done ok by it,but there again theyve had their moneys worth...didnt realise you were doing on line work..is it working for you?
hiya Snoopster ,yep went ok yustaday,how are you doing?sounds like youve got similar weather that way too...
hey pauly hows you then?that was bonny pic you put up,hope you are feeling better today...its Friday right?soon be weekend..you doing anything...
Sam...what a vision ...running about like a nut clearing up as madam winds her way back home!!whats with the 22 min clock?i fly out next Monday..then driving on the wrong side of the road!!
Det ,you need help ...you cant do it on your own,youve tried ..there is no shame ,embarrassment or anything about it..you cant hit the triggers that make you booze for some reason,lets cut to the chase if you want to enjoy the rest of your life ,you need to get sorted,so do whatever it takes ..thats blunt ,but its the truth ,this aint no rehearsal,...get out and enjoy ,and you can only enjoy if you get rid the millstone you are carrying..we are concerned for you mate...
hiya tt ...slept like a log last night ,but woke up with a banging headache....hows you this evening?strangely enough no one compliments me on my hair style or colour.....best of luck with your applications.
hiya Lav....missed sam peeing on the furniture!!yep crack on ..no probs with sharing anything I put up here..was funny seeing the pic you put up of the feeder...Ive got 2 big fat pigeons who are getting the non starter from a robin!!
look at these 2...they arent interested in coming out!!!
20170210_092133.jpg
brew time...
right peeps time to go ..so have a great weekend ..big shout to nora,sk pie ppqp..wheresyou?? starts et al
16426280_1207149766000774_892888847847434403_n.jpg
16406661_1207150769334007_8381023065872647050_n.jpg
16508792_1206338989415185_4555588255256610285_n.jpg
My girlfriend did three pregnancy tests this morning and all three were positive.
"I can't believe it," she said, wiping tears from her face, "How the fuck are we going to cope with triplets?"
The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton'...
Which also means nothing.
It's pretty cool when you're in your bed, it's 7AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, and it's suddenly 8:45.
But when you're at work, it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, and it's f*****g 2:29.
Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do.
Take Beethoven for example, they told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf... but he didn't listen.
A bloke is visiting his mother in a mental hospital when in the same room he comes across a guy moving his arms around and making beeping noises.
"Excuse me", he asks him. "What on earth are you doing?"
"I'm driving my car!, says the guy excitedly. "Beep beep!"
"You fecking nutbar, you're not in a car, you're in a mental hospital!"
A voice comes from the bed opposite. "Mate, shut up will you, he's giving me twenty quid a day to wash the bloody thing
After a stressful day, one man comes home and sits in his backyard, drinking a beer.
As he's getting up to get a snack, he stops and asks, "Jesus, what is the meaning of life?"
To which Jesus replies,"You slave in the sun to support the ones you love. You make money so you can buy things for your family to keep them happy."
The man asks,"Jesus, why is life so hard?"
To which Jesus replies,"That, no one may ever know. You have to overcome many obstacles to be successful."
The man asks again,"How was the universe created?"
Jesus replies,"I'm sorry, señor, but can you stop asking questions? I'm trying to mow your lawn."
A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and an earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Wolverhampton in the early hours of Monday with its epicentre in Whitmore Reans. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "fukinelll".
The hurricane decimated the area causing almost £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their Giros arrived.
Wolverhampton FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Wolverhampton . One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Jeremy Kyle the next morning."
Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Special Brew to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Ratners and Bone China from the Pound shop.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:
Fila or Burberry baseball caps
Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
Shell suits (female)
White stilettos
White sport socks
Rockport boots
Any other clothing items usually sold in Primark or Lidl.
Food parcels may be harder to come by but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs include:
Microwave meals
Tins of baked beans
KFC
Ice cream
Cans of Special Brew.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms.
£2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of nine.
£5 buys fags and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
I dunno how I do so good,drinking isn't even a thought and if it is I push it out,zero drinking policy period then I get so worked up,I don't care and sabotage myself, this isn't me,I dunno who this person is
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