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    its friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiday

    hiya folks ,how are we all ...bit of a rush this morning...going up town to get travel adaptor plugs and some bitz and batz then the dentist at 11.40...was supposed to have been there on monday,but he cancelled due to fam bereavment ..so Ill jist put a few jokes up ...flock turned up for brekkie ..ducks and geese ..they are going to be well happy next week when Im not here....hafta cancel the holiday....:egad:

    brew n jokes ..have a good one folks

    I went to see an escort last night. She advertised a real girlfriend experience. When I got there she opened the door and said, "You're late, I bet you've been down the pub." We didn't speak for the rest of the night and I ended up sleeping on the sofa.

    I went into the library and asked if they had a book called, "How to spot a lady-boy." He said, "I'm sure we do, it's probably tucked away somewhere." I said, "That's the one."

    I just found human hairs in my McDonald's burger. Fcking hell, when did they start using natural ingredients?

    What’s a foot long and slippery
    A slipper.

    Two gold fish are in a tank.
    One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”

    Two soldiers are in a tank.
    One looks at the other and says, “BLUBLUBBLUBLUBBLUB.”

    As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
    But hay, it’s in my jeans.

    A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do this. I need water.” The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
    The horse says, “Me neither!”

    A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”

    The lawyer responds: “I charge £1,000 to answer three questions.”

    “Bloody hell – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?”

    “Yes. What’s your third question?”

    What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?

    They’re both red except for the green one.

    What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
    The taste.

    I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
    Then it dawned on me.

    I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.
    Sadly, no pun in 10 did.

    What’s red and moves up and down?
    A tomato in an elevator
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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    Good morning all, weekend to look forward to and AF I'll remember all of it.

    Mick, funny jokes again,thanks.

    Sam, get cleaning that house up, means alot to us ladies.

    Porquoi, hope you are doing well.

    Det, sending you support and encouragement, hope you are feeling better as each day goes by.

    Pauly, Lav, TT, Pie have a good one.

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      #3
      MAE ALL...

      Mick...and you're off and running again! At least the bitz and batz are for your jolliday!

      Snoop...doing good thanx. Hope you have a good day.

      Going to take Mick up on his brew and jokes. Have a Fantastic AF Friday all.....:smile:PPQP

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        Holy Molars, Batman! Is the dentist having you back to admire his work, Mick?

        When the rain holds off until after I've let the dogs out for morning potty break, the day is off to a great start. And so it begins. Happy Friday, y'all.

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          Mae everybody, aww Mick what will those poor geese eat while you're gone haha,went to dentist yesterday too and they did impressions for my bottom plate and drilled little holes in my teeth,honestly those two teeth have been out since I was 15,they're in the back on the bottom I just don't see the point but I figure its covered by my tribe so I'll just get it done I guess,PQ,I knew you'd be aware of SE's on Chantix,actually I've had friends who used it to quit and they were fine,I'm just paranoid, when the doc tried to give me Wellbutrin to quit smoking I read "murder" as an SE in the sheet and tossed it,I'm already a little crazy...no need to make it worse haha glad there wasn't too much water damage,Pie,enjoy your day Star,fabulous on 6 months! Waves to Det,Lav,Sam,SF,hoping we all have a great AF Friday
          I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

          I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
          Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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            #6
            Just went downstairs and seen DT talking on the news,his mouth really does look like that cats ass pic Mick put up hahahahaha!
            I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

            I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
            Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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              Sorry I haven't posted the last few days but I am not very good company at the moment. Things are not picking up despite my efforts and the support of others. I am not drinking. I am functioning but I am feeling very defeated. There are very few realistic options on the horizon work wise. I am not a person who potters at things. I loved my career, it was not just a job. Hugs to you all.

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                :hug:Treetops:hug:
                I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

                I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
                Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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                  Snoop...don't know why everyone calls you star but you're a star in my eyes today.....



                  Congrats on 6 months!!!

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                    TT...was hoping for better news from you. Sorry you're feeling defeated, wish I had some words of wisdom to share but you'll just have to settle for a big :hug: Glad to hear you're not drinking, I am so proud of you....:smile:PPQP

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                      MAE,

                      Pauly, I became suicidal on Chantix, but some are successful.

                      My day today has been very frustrating trying to do a money transfer.
                      Enlightened by MWO

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                        SK...I also know someone who "just kinda lost it" don't know how else to describe it.

                        I can hear it now "Why is this so **&^^&&*()*&'ing arduous?!?!?!?...hope it ended successfully :smile:
                        Last edited by porqoui; February 17, 2017, 09:30 PM.

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                          Re: its friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiday

                          Good evening Abbers,

                          The day is almost over, geez!
                          I've been busy doing odds & ends & the time just flies.

                          Mick, enough with the dentist or do you two have something special going on? Ha ha!! I hope everything turned out OK

                          TT, I am so sorry about your job situation.
                          My parents pushed me into nursing (my mom was a nurse too). I really wanted to 'explore my options' but they had full control back in those days. One thing I can say is I never had a problem getting a job. There was & still is a nursing shortage here. I really hope something opens up for you very soon.

                          PQ, my sister-in-law got very mean & aggressive on Chantix. So much so that I stayed away from her for a few years. She ended up smoking again anyway so it was all kind of a waste on her. If you decide to take it I am sure you will have better support from the medical community.

                          SnoopStar, CONGRATS on 6 months, yay!!!

                          Hi there to pauly, pie, Sam, SK & everyone!
                          Det, hope you are OK buddy!

                          Peace to everyone tonight!
                          Lav
                          AF since 03/26/09
                          NF since 05/19/09
                          Success comes one day at a time :thumbs:

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                            Re: its friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiday

                            Snoopy--"remember it". Hubby and I went to a concert this week and right before the show I said "well, at least I'll remember seeing this show". He laughed. Which is good---because as serious as it was, its good to be able to joke about it.

                            PQ-I first took Chantix before the internet was so evolved. I probably would have been scared to take it and questioned every little slight twinge. You hear all the horror stories and they tend to stick out in your mind. I know a lot of people in my family who have taken it, quit and stayed quit. These were hardcore smokers---who could have smoked me under the table any day. I started again only because booze came back into my life. I mean who wants a beer without a cigarette? Anyways, I've had success the second time. The only side effect I can really report is the dreams. These are awesome dreams---they are so hard to explain---but, certainly not nightmares. I know people who continued taking the Chantix after they were well into the quit---for the dreams---they are that good! Frankly, I can be a bitch----and Chantix is not to blame for that

                            Pauly--That Wellabutron made my skin literally crawl. One dose and that was it for me. Everyone reacts differently to things. Scary stories are not helpful when someone is trying to quit a habit that will kill them. I know that everyone is trying to be helpful. I just can't imagine that we would fill someone full of scary stories if they were trying everything possible to quit booze. I'd much rather try Chantix, monitor the SE----possibly have a successful quit than to continue smoking----with the side effects of heart attack, lung cancer, stroke---that are much more likely if one continued smoking.

                            TT---hang in there. It hasn't been that long, although I am sure it feels like forever for you. I have no idea what kind of work you did.....but are there options on freelance.com or some sort of consulting. Lots of companies want to outsource, rather than hire an actual employee. It is a new world out there. It took me sometime to get my shit together and figure out how I could use the skills I had without going back into what I regard as a death industry. Now I am doing much more interesting work than I ever thought possible. Give yourself some time. I am hoping that they gave you a fairly good severance package. It is so much easier when you reach the other side---trust that you will get there----even when you are certain you won't. I was pretty sure there was nothing in the world that I could do---which was ridiculous thinking on my part. Because at least in the US there are so many ways to make money or have a side hustle until you find what you want.

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