everything done and dusted,bitz n batz purchased ,dentist seen ..that is my " visit ...the teef are done now complete finito...one year one week...so it kinda makes you wonder how you can get some of these implants in your mouth in a week ?mbh..yes its taken a long time but he is a perfectionist..and yep they do work ...tried them out on a steak...its about 10 years since I had a steak properly done...
ok then back to brewsville
hiya pie hows you then?all good I hope?you werent far off when you were saying about him wanting to admire his work ...think he is gonna put the pics up on their website..how not to look at 60..though I was a mere 59 when building work commenced!!If he does I will show you ...how to lose money fast!!!!no seriously tho Im well pleased with the result
hiya snoopster ....6 months 1 day.....many congrats to you....there is no turning or going back on this one...it is the biggy...well done:hug:
hi tt hope you are feeling a bit chirpier tonight..pmd you dont lose hope ..the fat lady is still singing.......♪♫ ♪♫♪♪
hiya sk ....did you get your money transfer done?anything happening over the weekend
hiya Lav...hows you?yep me n dentist have a special relationship..I give him money and he goes on holiday...his wife is a doctor ...so guess there must be a few shekels going into that household!Amy goes on about the shortages too..She was full ogf the cold the other night ,and phoned in,but they actually begged her to go in...there were only another 2 on nights..its the same over here with anything the govt has got its hands into ...even tho they called it devolved finance there is still public accountability for the funding so they wont pay..cops nursing staff,prison staff firemen you can actually get more stacking shelves in Asda than any of the above?I have got nothing but respect for the individual nursing staff that I have met in their professional capacity kind sympathetic,caring I have total respect for them..a lot of them leave because they cannot do what they signed up for ..care for people..because they are shrt they are too tifghtly stretched to do anything...
right Ive just jumped off of that high hoss...heres a brew!!!
hiya ppqp...how are you today?all good ..yep bitz n batz bought...heres a good one ...rehydrate sachets...named brand...£3.90 for 6 scahets...lookded around ..unamed brand ...exactly same contents and amounts( I checked!) 0.99p for 6.. result!!have you any plans for the weekend?
hiya pauly hows you today then?all good?hey if the dentistry is covered get it done!!
right big shout to all not here ...have a good one peeps....
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, “If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar £100. Do you want to have a go?”
The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, “Nah, the steaks are too high!”
A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before the problems start!”
He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, “Give me a beer before the problems start!”
The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man “When are you going to pay for these beers?”
The man answers, “Now the problems start!”
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.
Bob left work one Friday evening.
But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his mates and spending his entire wages.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”
He replied, “That would be fine with me.”
Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
The teacher said to his class one day, “Please stand up, anyone who thinks they’re stupid.”
Nobody stood up so the teacher said, “I’m sure there are some stupid students in this class!”
At this point Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, “Oh Johnny! So you think you’re stupid then?”
Little Johnny replied, “No, I just felt bad that you were standing up on your own.”
Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my bum.
I’ve got some cream for that.
Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?”
The other one says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
My girlfriend says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances.
Well, she’s in for a shock.
A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?”
His Dad replies, “Because she was conceived in Paris.”
The boy says, “Ahh, thanks Dad.”
His Dad says, “You’re welcome, Backseat.”
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me.
It means a lot.
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who’s run out of protein?
No whey Jose.
I built an electric fence around my property yesterday.
My neighbor is dead against it.
I bought a dog off a blacksmith today.
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.
My wife accused me of being a transvestite.
So I packed her things and left.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One’s really heavy, the other’s a little lighter.
I’ve been dating a homeless woman recently, and I think it’s starting to get serious…
She’s asked me to move out with her.
I used to be a narcissist.
But now look at me.
I was really shocked when I got a phone call from my credit card company telling me someone had cloned my card.
There's now some stupid bstard out there as skint as I am!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
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