morn all..how are we today then?all good I hope.lovely day here again today,tho the forecast says it isnt going to last...out this morning in the garden powerwashing all the stone and fences down..get rid of the greenery from the wet winter..Started on the garden proper yesterday,tidying it up,...Im just watching Jeeves ..he has just jumped on to a stone, then jumped into a flower pot and started eating a rose bush...best get on and do a bit ...brew time it is
hiya Det how are you today mate ..thats great that you have got a place on that group well done...all I can say is use it buddy...Have you written your diary up for today?think pos you can do it..remember the wave thats all it is...
hiya ppqp...wakey wakey ..its Monday mornin...you still got snow and minus millions temperatures?
hiya Lav...hows you today....did you get the predicted snow?I used to have forsythia in the front but it just goes crazy and woody if its not trimmed back...Ive got the first buds on the apple and cherry trees,and the first flowers are out on the camelia bush...this happened last year too and the frost hammered them!Brew time ..here you go..
hiya pauly hows you then today?all good ..hey its a dream..thats it..did the one come true about you winning the lottery?nope well there you go!pm me any time you want either here or on fb...no problem.Winslow get his haircut?did he sit still in the chair?ha ha......have a good one...
hiya pie great to see you n ta for the brew..how is your dad?hope he is ok..still managing to use his phone ok?hows the k9 klub doing all well with them too?
hiya Sam...how are you then?all good I hope?got Donalds dollars sorted out?as we speak,the inbound from Orlando is flying overhead...the very same flight
did you get your wood cut yesterday?get nice and cooried up before the snow comes in..
hi tt...blackberry pie?..with carnation milk poured over it ...you cant beat it....I like Turkish food too...never been into wine ..unless I was glugging it..but used to drink efes beer with turkish food...Like you ,I find the smell of wine yeuch.. Julie drinks wine now and again and I think the smell is horrible...but there is that very fine line......
hiya sk...how are you today?all good ? seems like surfing the crest is a known way to do it...it def works!!
right goodly peeps Im off into the sunny garden....he says before the rains hit.......have a good day all...
I phoned Radio Merseyside today, to enter their mystery prize competition.
The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize"..
"That Fantastic!" I called out in delight.
"Feel Confident?" The presenter asked, "It's a Maths Question."
"Well, I've got a degree in Mathematics from Oxford University," I proudly replied, "and I've taught maths to A level students for the last 20 years"
"Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 tickets to a Liverpool game and to meet the players after the game, what is 2+2 ?"
"7", I replied.
A football fan in Manchester saw a Vicious dog attacking a pram. He ran over and fought the dog and killed it. A reporter from the Manchester Evening News says to him, "you're a hero and I can see the headlines now. United fan saves baby from dog!"
The fan says, "I'm not a United fan."
The reporter says, "Ok, City fan saves baby from dog attack!" The fan says, "actually, I support Liverpool." "Ok," said the reporter, "Bstard scouser Murders family pet!"
I hate waking up hungover, eyebrows shaven off, with genitals drawn on my forehead.
Especially when I was drinking on my own last night!
"I watched that programme the other day, the one with all the cheap nasty antiques on it." I said to my mate.
"You mean Bargain Hunt?" He replied.
"No, the view!"
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Things only people who've joined slimming clubs will know.
1. You will wear exactly the same thing to get weighed each week. Even if it's -2 degrees outside you'll be wearing a floaty summer dress and freezing your t$ts off.
2. You've considered weighing in wearing just a swimming costume.
3. There's always a Janet in the group who takes 42 cruises a year.
4. You'll save all your Syns/Points up in the week so you can neck a bottle of vodka on Friday night.
5. There's always a Pauline in group who ate 8 sausage rolls at her cousin's funeral and put on 5 pounds in a week.
6. You will not eat a thing before weigh in. Even if weigh in is at 8pm.
7. You'll praise a Susan who maintained.
8. Food on the diet a bit dry? Quark. Need a creamy hit in your pasta? Quark. Broken leg? Quark. End world poverty? Quark.
9. Group leader: "You can eat a whole bag of pasta if you need to.....but you won't be able to"
You: "I beg to fcking differ Linda".
11. There will always be one lone man called Peter in group who loses 9 pounds each week. He seems like a lovely chap but you'll all secretly hate the b.stard.
12. You will be unable to poo before you get weighed. As soon as youve jumped on the scales..bam...gotta go.
13. The group leader will try to tell you that potatoes cut into strips and sprayed in Fry Light are "better than real fries". This is bullsht Linda. Bullsht.
14. A new flavour of Müller Light is announced and it creates a frenzy of riot proportions.
15. Linda is no skinny minny herself and doesn't follow the plan.
16. Syns/Points don't count if it's to help cure a hangover. They also don't count if you're eating them off another person's plate.
hiya Det how are you today mate ..thats great that you have got a place on that group well done...all I can say is use it buddy...Have you written your diary up for today?think pos you can do it..remember the wave thats all it is...
hiya ppqp...wakey wakey ..its Monday mornin...you still got snow and minus millions temperatures?
hiya Lav...hows you today....did you get the predicted snow?I used to have forsythia in the front but it just goes crazy and woody if its not trimmed back...Ive got the first buds on the apple and cherry trees,and the first flowers are out on the camelia bush...this happened last year too and the frost hammered them!Brew time ..here you go..
hiya pauly hows you then today?all good ..hey its a dream..thats it..did the one come true about you winning the lottery?nope well there you go!pm me any time you want either here or on fb...no problem.Winslow get his haircut?did he sit still in the chair?ha ha......have a good one...
hiya pie great to see you n ta for the brew..how is your dad?hope he is ok..still managing to use his phone ok?hows the k9 klub doing all well with them too?
hiya Sam...how are you then?all good I hope?got Donalds dollars sorted out?as we speak,the inbound from Orlando is flying overhead...the very same flight
did you get your wood cut yesterday?get nice and cooried up before the snow comes in..hi tt...blackberry pie?..with carnation milk poured over it ...you cant beat it....I like Turkish food too...never been into wine ..unless I was glugging it..but used to drink efes beer with turkish food...Like you ,I find the smell of wine yeuch.. Julie drinks wine now and again and I think the smell is horrible...but there is that very fine line......
hiya sk...how are you today?all good ? seems like surfing the crest is a known way to do it...it def works!!
right goodly peeps Im off into the sunny garden....he says before the rains hit.......have a good day all...
I phoned Radio Merseyside today, to enter their mystery prize competition.
The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize"..
"That Fantastic!" I called out in delight.
"Feel Confident?" The presenter asked, "It's a Maths Question."
"Well, I've got a degree in Mathematics from Oxford University," I proudly replied, "and I've taught maths to A level students for the last 20 years"
"Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 tickets to a Liverpool game and to meet the players after the game, what is 2+2 ?"
"7", I replied.
A football fan in Manchester saw a Vicious dog attacking a pram. He ran over and fought the dog and killed it. A reporter from the Manchester Evening News says to him, "you're a hero and I can see the headlines now. United fan saves baby from dog!"
The fan says, "I'm not a United fan."
The reporter says, "Ok, City fan saves baby from dog attack!" The fan says, "actually, I support Liverpool." "Ok," said the reporter, "Bstard scouser Murders family pet!"
I hate waking up hungover, eyebrows shaven off, with genitals drawn on my forehead.
Especially when I was drinking on my own last night!
"I watched that programme the other day, the one with all the cheap nasty antiques on it." I said to my mate.
"You mean Bargain Hunt?" He replied.
"No, the view!"
16864883_1357539284313491_5483554205760324935_n.jpg
Things only people who've joined slimming clubs will know.
1. You will wear exactly the same thing to get weighed each week. Even if it's -2 degrees outside you'll be wearing a floaty summer dress and freezing your t$ts off.
2. You've considered weighing in wearing just a swimming costume.
3. There's always a Janet in the group who takes 42 cruises a year.
4. You'll save all your Syns/Points up in the week so you can neck a bottle of vodka on Friday night.
5. There's always a Pauline in group who ate 8 sausage rolls at her cousin's funeral and put on 5 pounds in a week.
6. You will not eat a thing before weigh in. Even if weigh in is at 8pm.
7. You'll praise a Susan who maintained.
8. Food on the diet a bit dry? Quark. Need a creamy hit in your pasta? Quark. Broken leg? Quark. End world poverty? Quark.
9. Group leader: "You can eat a whole bag of pasta if you need to.....but you won't be able to"
You: "I beg to fcking differ Linda".
11. There will always be one lone man called Peter in group who loses 9 pounds each week. He seems like a lovely chap but you'll all secretly hate the b.stard.
12. You will be unable to poo before you get weighed. As soon as youve jumped on the scales..bam...gotta go.
13. The group leader will try to tell you that potatoes cut into strips and sprayed in Fry Light are "better than real fries". This is bullsht Linda. Bullsht.
14. A new flavour of Müller Light is announced and it creates a frenzy of riot proportions.
15. Linda is no skinny minny herself and doesn't follow the plan.
16. Syns/Points don't count if it's to help cure a hangover. They also don't count if you're eating them off another person's plate.
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