man oh man..not many here yustaday...well hi folks..how are we all today then?all good ...had a bit of a performance yesterday...powerwashed all the stone and wood in the back garden,and managed to block a drain....arm down said drain...all sortsa gunk in there..in the process of which I managed to crack and split the kitchen waste pipe into said hole dans le ground...so before I go ,clever me takes a pic so that I know what to get,toddles off to shop buys bits comes back fits pipes etc..some 3 hrs later my mate phones me...wheres your phone? I had left it in the store ..they had phoned him as the last called number..duh...so it is now glued to my heed too...
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hiya det... how are you then today?impressed that your boss took it ok...and that he wanted to help...that is yes a kind of double edged sword..he will help ..but only if you help yourself..meaning really that you cant go back on it now...not that you are going to ,but he has a business to run...talking about running good on you..another af day coming up matey ..lets do it..
hiya ppqp...sorry to hear about your ex boss..now as for Jeeves....man what a cunning little guy...he certainly just plans what he is up to...havent got anything low growing in the greenhouse,so sometimes he nips in there...cant eat anything...yet..the door was slightly open...I watched him pull and push it open till he could get in!!
hi pauly nice to see you ..you got the time sorted out yet...its toosdi 0705 ..if that helps...!!:congratulatory:
hiya Lav....hows you then?coffee today?going to start planting up seedlings proper today,Ive got quite a few to prick out..I hate that job!!did you get the snow?
a big hello to those who are reading but not writing ..hope all is good...
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I have decide to get another pet. So I went down to the local pet store and ask for some type of pet that would be unusual. He suggested a talking centipede. I thought sure why not. So he placed him in a white box for him to live in and I brought him home. The next morning I asked him if he wanted to go to church. No reply, so a few minutes later I asked again if he'd like to go to church and get a blessing. Still no answer. After about ten minutes I became a little concerned and went over to his little house and whispered DO....YOU....WANT... TO .... GO....TO..... CHURCH WITH ME? I hear some rumbling around and hear him say I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! I'M PUTTING ON MY SHOES
ermmmm???
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Technical Work
I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment."
I was impressed...On further inquiring, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water .......under his wife's supervision.
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?”
"No," said the little boy, "It's a puppy."
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.
He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once but I didn't like it."
So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?"
But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once but I didn't like it."
The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once but I didn't like it.
As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son."
The bartender said, "I'm guessing he's an only child
I told my wife, "Your driving is bloody terrible,"
"Oh come on!" She said "Its not that bad". Then I just shook my head, took a deep breath, got out of the car...And swam to the surface.
At the check-in, the receptionist asked me for my last name.
I replied are you ready?
She asked, is it hard to spell?
I said yes, but I'm getting better at it.
A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs AHEAD OF HER MOTHER
AND BURSTS INTO HER GRANDPA'S ROOM.
"GRANDPA, GRANDPA," SHE SAYS EXCITEDLY,
" AS SOON AS MY MOM COMES INTO THE ROOM,
MAKE A NOISE LIKE A FROG!”
"WHAT?" SAID HER GRANDPA.
"Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you
croak, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
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hiya det... how are you then today?impressed that your boss took it ok...and that he wanted to help...that is yes a kind of double edged sword..he will help ..but only if you help yourself..meaning really that you cant go back on it now...not that you are going to ,but he has a business to run...talking about running good on you..another af day coming up matey ..lets do it..
hiya ppqp...sorry to hear about your ex boss..now as for Jeeves....man what a cunning little guy...he certainly just plans what he is up to...havent got anything low growing in the greenhouse,so sometimes he nips in there...cant eat anything...yet..the door was slightly open...I watched him pull and push it open till he could get in!!
hi pauly nice to see you ..you got the time sorted out yet...its toosdi 0705 ..if that helps...!!:congratulatory:
hiya Lav....hows you then?coffee today?going to start planting up seedlings proper today,Ive got quite a few to prick out..I hate that job!!did you get the snow?
a big hello to those who are reading but not writing ..hope all is good...
17265192_1298200376954782_2884116448088203956_n.jpg
I have decide to get another pet. So I went down to the local pet store and ask for some type of pet that would be unusual. He suggested a talking centipede. I thought sure why not. So he placed him in a white box for him to live in and I brought him home. The next morning I asked him if he wanted to go to church. No reply, so a few minutes later I asked again if he'd like to go to church and get a blessing. Still no answer. After about ten minutes I became a little concerned and went over to his little house and whispered DO....YOU....WANT... TO .... GO....TO..... CHURCH WITH ME? I hear some rumbling around and hear him say I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! I'M PUTTING ON MY SHOES
ermmmm???
17191031_10154896396905560_3049350248231789777_n.jpg
Technical Work
I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment."
I was impressed...On further inquiring, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water .......under his wife's supervision.
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?”
"No," said the little boy, "It's a puppy."
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.
He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once but I didn't like it."
So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?"
But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once but I didn't like it."
The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once but I didn't like it.
As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son."
The bartender said, "I'm guessing he's an only child
I told my wife, "Your driving is bloody terrible,"
"Oh come on!" She said "Its not that bad". Then I just shook my head, took a deep breath, got out of the car...And swam to the surface.
At the check-in, the receptionist asked me for my last name.
I replied are you ready?
She asked, is it hard to spell?
I said yes, but I'm getting better at it.
A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs AHEAD OF HER MOTHER
AND BURSTS INTO HER GRANDPA'S ROOM.
"GRANDPA, GRANDPA," SHE SAYS EXCITEDLY,
" AS SOON AS MY MOM COMES INTO THE ROOM,
MAKE A NOISE LIKE A FROG!”
"WHAT?" SAID HER GRANDPA.
"Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you
croak, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
no I still am allover the map on time,dunno when to go to bed or wake up yet,Det,I'm with Mick it is a double edged sword with work knowing but its good cuz you know you can't go on a bender or they'll know right away,on the other hand there's nothing worse than getting that "a drunk" label at work, trust me I've worn it for years,I hope he's professional and keeps it between you two
PQ,sorry about your former boss' passing,I agree with Lav though in I hate seeing anyone suffering for so long,much love to all and I hope we all have a great AF Tuesday whatever time it is haha
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