det ...good for you mate,you are sounding really positive....ok so you like travelin?whats to stop you having a trip somewhere as your quit pressie?will give you an added incentive
hiya tt.best of luck on you travels,anywhere nice ...and secondly..any chance of using the contacts to further your future?
hiya pauly ...hows you today then?I havent tried the fb vid yet but I will
nora c ...hey jump in hows you doing?
hiya ppqp...how did the thyroid go?is there follow up treatment for it too?so you are binning daylight saving?its a pain in the bum...ours changes next weekend ....I think!
hi Lav...wow sounds pretty guffy weather there..just planted up a load of seedlings to go out ..think I will give it a miss for a couple of weeks!!a coffee for you?glad yb is ok.....someones gotta do the weeding!!
hiya pie you ok after your cake fest?
big shout to everyone else...have a good one.
My girlfriend said, "Pssst."....I said, "What?"
She said, "Psssssst."...I said, "What?"
She said, "Psssssssssssst."....I said, "What?!"
Then I realised she was punctured.
Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night, day.
The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
“What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.
“The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”
“What’s the good news?”
“Your cholesterol is 130.”
I think it’s pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
The Dumbest Police Calls in America…
From the police blotter, or, what a beat cop deals with every day:
• A deputy responded to a report of a vehicle stopping at mailboxes. It was the mail carrier.
• A woman said her son was attacked by a cat, and the cat would not allow her to take her son to the hospital.
• A resident said someone had entered his home at night and taken five pounds of bacon. Upon further investigation, police discovered his wife had gotten up for a late-night snack.
• A man reported that a squirrel was running in circles on Davis Drive, and he wasn’t sure if it was sick or had been hit by a car. An officer responded, and as he drove on the street, he ran over the squirrel
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, “Marc, with a C.” Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
While on patrol, I arrested a burglar who’d injured himself running from a home. He told me he’d broken in and unhooked the phone before searching for valuables. But he’d panicked when he heard a woman’s voice. I entered the house and heard the same voice: “If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and try your call again.”
I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.
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