good morning all....how are you today?
no doubt you will have seen the attacks that happened in London yesterday..the police officer,who gave his life up...served 22 years in the army ,to be brutally murdered by an as the papers delicately put it"An Islam terrorism inspired individual",and also the 3 other civilians who lost their lives after the car ploughed into them..one other died ,but he doesnt count ..the only benefit there is the taxpayer wont have to look after him in jail forever..
already facebook is filling up with security experts and tactical advisors..!!The mayor of London is getting some stick after saying terror attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city..Alot of courageous things happened yesterday..the member of parliament who tried to save the police officer..he lost his brother in the 2002 Bali bombings..
so to the injured and dead,my thoughts for all they are worth are with you...
and on to more mundane things ..yesterday didnt go too great...that little fountain in the garden..the water is stagnant ,so its coming out..new plan in the making..so I thought I would pump the water out....spent about 10 mins pumping it out ..till I realised ..we have had that much rain it was just filling up again ..duh!!
and then I stood on and snapped my glasses..so now hotting about like Mr Magoo!!
so apologies for enny spelin mssteaks!!
brew time..
hiya snoopster ...thats it ..on the way down now in your working week!!over the hill...so to speak..what do you mean the yard is too small for pets...can you not have a couple of performing fleas or a pet worm?:yay: hope all is well with you...
hiya ppqp...best of luck with the endoscopy today.....big meal afterwards!!!go on treat yourself!!it looks a tad warmer out there today...nearly hanky on the head weather!!
hiya Sam ..hows you then?got yerself ready for skool yet?it wasnt so clever the first time round for me either!!what can they teach you ..soil gets you dirty ..water gets you wet....
hiya pauly hows you today then?whatcha been up to?you are noticeable by your quietness if that kinda makes sense....
hiya det ...how are you mate?all good ?as for 32 things....I wish...my list is a wee bit longer than that...without even stirring this slumbering brain I can think of 10...but thats me..not really into sitonyerass.com..hope you have a great day..as for the packaging job it is important..without the packaging the goods would get damaged ,if they were damaged people dont buy ,people dont buy company goes bump..company goes bump no job no more.................
hiya Lav ...good convo yustaday..hows cow country today then? I made a broccoli,mushroom and carrot stir fry ...with loads of garlic.......going to have a go at those boigers....heres a brew for you ..have a good day...
a big hello to all our readers far and wide..have a great day.
pauly...
Some Scousers in Liverpool are moaning that there are not enough Scousers on the telly.
The BBC agreed and will now be showing CrimeWatch 3 times a week.
Delivery man on the M5 breaks down so he flags down Paddy. He says to him, "I've got six monkeys in the back. I'll give you £100 if you'll take them to Bristol Zoo for me." Paddy agrees. Two hours later he sees Paddy driving the opposite way with the monkeys still in the back! He flags him down and shouts across, "I thought I told you to take them to the Zoo?" Paddy says, "I did, but I had £30 left over, so I'm taking them to the Cinema now."
- What are you doing standing in front of your little oven holding a surf-board? You don't even know how to surf...
- I thought I'd start with microwaves...
- I saw this sign that made me sh!t myself!
- Oh yeah? What did it say?
- "Out of order"
There's this pregnant woman standing at the bus stop. I young boy approaches her and asks:
- What are you expecting?
- The bus, she replies.
Two lunatics meet in a bus:
- He buddy, what time is it?
- Friday
- What a coincidence, I get off at that stop too!
A kayak renter is sitting by the lake keeping an eye on his customers.
At one point he announces through the loudspeaker:
- Hey, no. 99, your time is up, please exit the lake.
10 minutes later he repeats:
- Hey, no. 99 you are 10 minutes overdue, exit the lake or I will charge you overtime.
20 minutes later:
- no. 99 you are already 20 minutes overdue. For your information, I'm charging you double!
At this point, a boy working for the kayak renter approaches him and says:
- Boss, which no.99 are you referring to? The numbers only run up to 74.
The kayak renter trembling, hastily grabs his loudspeaker and says:
- No. 66 are you alive?
Murder at Woolworth's
Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Woolworths Supermarket. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.
However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras & observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the store.
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.
The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...
'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WOOLWORTH'S'
I am a bit nervous... I've never been with a call-girl before...
- Honey relax and tell me what you like....
- I like beef burgers
What an ugly little girl..
- That’s my daughter....
-Sorry. I didn’t realize you were her father.
- I’m her Mother...
the garden
20170323_080354.jpg
and its latest additions...
20170323_075100.jpg
no doubt you will have seen the attacks that happened in London yesterday..the police officer,who gave his life up...served 22 years in the army ,to be brutally murdered by an as the papers delicately put it"An Islam terrorism inspired individual",and also the 3 other civilians who lost their lives after the car ploughed into them..one other died ,but he doesnt count ..the only benefit there is the taxpayer wont have to look after him in jail forever..
already facebook is filling up with security experts and tactical advisors..!!The mayor of London is getting some stick after saying terror attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city..Alot of courageous things happened yesterday..the member of parliament who tried to save the police officer..he lost his brother in the 2002 Bali bombings..
so to the injured and dead,my thoughts for all they are worth are with you...
and on to more mundane things ..yesterday didnt go too great...that little fountain in the garden..the water is stagnant ,so its coming out..new plan in the making..so I thought I would pump the water out....spent about 10 mins pumping it out ..till I realised ..we have had that much rain it was just filling up again ..duh!!
and then I stood on and snapped my glasses..so now hotting about like Mr Magoo!!
so apologies for enny spelin mssteaks!!
brew time..
hiya snoopster ...thats it ..on the way down now in your working week!!over the hill...so to speak..what do you mean the yard is too small for pets...can you not have a couple of performing fleas or a pet worm?:yay: hope all is well with you...
hiya ppqp...best of luck with the endoscopy today.....big meal afterwards!!!go on treat yourself!!it looks a tad warmer out there today...nearly hanky on the head weather!!
hiya Sam ..hows you then?got yerself ready for skool yet?it wasnt so clever the first time round for me either!!what can they teach you ..soil gets you dirty ..water gets you wet....
hiya pauly hows you today then?whatcha been up to?you are noticeable by your quietness if that kinda makes sense....
hiya det ...how are you mate?all good ?as for 32 things....I wish...my list is a wee bit longer than that...without even stirring this slumbering brain I can think of 10...but thats me..not really into sitonyerass.com..hope you have a great day..as for the packaging job it is important..without the packaging the goods would get damaged ,if they were damaged people dont buy ,people dont buy company goes bump..company goes bump no job no more.................
hiya Lav ...good convo yustaday..hows cow country today then? I made a broccoli,mushroom and carrot stir fry ...with loads of garlic.......going to have a go at those boigers....heres a brew for you ..have a good day...
a big hello to all our readers far and wide..have a great day.
pauly...
Some Scousers in Liverpool are moaning that there are not enough Scousers on the telly.
The BBC agreed and will now be showing CrimeWatch 3 times a week.
Delivery man on the M5 breaks down so he flags down Paddy. He says to him, "I've got six monkeys in the back. I'll give you £100 if you'll take them to Bristol Zoo for me." Paddy agrees. Two hours later he sees Paddy driving the opposite way with the monkeys still in the back! He flags him down and shouts across, "I thought I told you to take them to the Zoo?" Paddy says, "I did, but I had £30 left over, so I'm taking them to the Cinema now."
- What are you doing standing in front of your little oven holding a surf-board? You don't even know how to surf...
- I thought I'd start with microwaves...
- I saw this sign that made me sh!t myself!
- Oh yeah? What did it say?
- "Out of order"
There's this pregnant woman standing at the bus stop. I young boy approaches her and asks:
- What are you expecting?
- The bus, she replies.
Two lunatics meet in a bus:
- He buddy, what time is it?
- Friday
- What a coincidence, I get off at that stop too!
A kayak renter is sitting by the lake keeping an eye on his customers.
At one point he announces through the loudspeaker:
- Hey, no. 99, your time is up, please exit the lake.
10 minutes later he repeats:
- Hey, no. 99 you are 10 minutes overdue, exit the lake or I will charge you overtime.
20 minutes later:
- no. 99 you are already 20 minutes overdue. For your information, I'm charging you double!
At this point, a boy working for the kayak renter approaches him and says:
- Boss, which no.99 are you referring to? The numbers only run up to 74.
The kayak renter trembling, hastily grabs his loudspeaker and says:
- No. 66 are you alive?
Murder at Woolworth's
Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Woolworths Supermarket. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.
However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras & observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the store.
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.
The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...
'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WOOLWORTH'S'
I am a bit nervous... I've never been with a call-girl before...
- Honey relax and tell me what you like....
- I like beef burgers
What an ugly little girl..
- That’s my daughter....
-Sorry. I didn’t realize you were her father.
- I’m her Mother...
the garden
20170323_080354.jpg
and its latest additions...
20170323_075100.jpg
much love to all and I hope we all have a great AF Thursday
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