this morning,got up ,looked out of the window,and saw the ducks,I knocked on the window, they came waddling over to the fence,I fo down go out get some food for them go out and feed them....now then who has trained who?
ok brew time it is.....
morning SK,,,best of luck for today with the surgery,hope it all goes well ..is it just a day job or are they keeping you in?Yep I know there was a massive but behind what the mayor said,but after the papers hit on that one...he could have said anything Its like seeing a race...no one remembers 3rd or 4th place...anyway best of luck for today
hiya ppqp..glad everything went good for you ....the ducks usually are the other side of the fence,the just decided that this side was better for the day...they had been up to the back door..left a calling card on the step..the rabbits dont bother really ...she isnt intersted if its not food..and he is too busy scheming n planning.....
hiya det how are you matey?all good today then?hope so,,are you out this weekend?no the duck isnt a pet,they are allegedly wild ha..but have found an easy touch for food!!
hi snoopster ..hows you and the long post ..all good? hope so ..
mornin pauly,how are you doing ?better I hope..what are you up to owt or nowt?
hi Lav, Magoo here... how are you then?yep it is sad ..and then the scumbags tried to do exactly the same in Belgium yestrday..the one that did the London job ,was a Brit..from Kent and lived in Birmingham,so it kinda makes it a bit more difficult to police!!Anyways brew time ...tea or coffee?
hiya Sam,Nora C Pie tt (on her travels) hope all is well with you all
to everyone else...have a good weekend...
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Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later John turns to his wife and asks, "Clarice, did we pay our American Express bill yet?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
John, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Clarice, did we pay our MasterCard yet?"
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John grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Esther pulls away and asks, "What was that for?"
John answers, "We're saved! They will find us!"
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