mornin all,how are things today then?all good I hope,,,,off down to my friends today,so thats got to be planned right ,else be sitting on the motorway for ages...even 10 mins can make a serious difference.bit misty out there today,got quite a bit done in the garden yesterday,so lets have a brew..
morn det ,how you today then mate?corned dog for tea last night?cant beat corned beef hash,,with melted cheese and sliced tomato grilled on top of it..glad things are heading in the right direction for you ..a whingers session...its when you complain about all and sundry...with us it usually starts with the prison service..it wasnt like that in our day,that would never have happened,to the price of goods,to cars to anything..
hiya Lav,sleepless political nightmares wow ..sure you can trump that....heres a sleeping potion..its called cawfee..yep never got the backin to scrap obama care ,so he lost kudos that way,so now he is looking at taxes...hmmm...no cake for me gotta lose som weight..got to go to the docs for some tests ,so I want to look half decent..not turn up in a wheelbarrow!!have a good one
hiya sk ...hows you today?smiley face on???what kind of dog is peggy?
mornin ppqp...you are in Canada ...not Seattle....chicken noodle soup...yep and a chuckie egg...thats you fixed!!
hiya pauly ..hows you then?wow yustaday was a quick zoomerooney through.......you sleep in?
hiya pie how are you today then?all good I hope..smiley head on?
right good peeps exit stage left..
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!" -
Teacher: "I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?"
Student: "The cow ate the grass,
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parents' names?" The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling." The teacher said, "Are you kidding?" The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking." -
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
"Babe is it in?"
"Yea."
"Does it hurt?"
"Uh huh."
"Let me put it in slowly."
"It still hurts."
"Okay, let's try another shoe size." -
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away. -
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill." -
Wish me luck in this year's London Marathon. I managed 3 hours, 12 minutes and 9 seconds last year.
This year I will try to beat that, but I usually get bored and turn over to watch something else.
This morning a homeless man came up to me and said, "Excuse me mate, have you got any spare change? I'm starving."
I just walked off shaking my head, I mean, who the fck eats coins?
The wife and I went to a bank robbers-themed fancy dress party last night.
Well I did. She stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.
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morn det ,how you today then mate?corned dog for tea last night?cant beat corned beef hash,,with melted cheese and sliced tomato grilled on top of it..glad things are heading in the right direction for you ..a whingers session...its when you complain about all and sundry...with us it usually starts with the prison service..it wasnt like that in our day,that would never have happened,to the price of goods,to cars to anything..
hiya Lav,sleepless political nightmares wow ..sure you can trump that....heres a sleeping potion..its called cawfee..yep never got the backin to scrap obama care ,so he lost kudos that way,so now he is looking at taxes...hmmm...no cake for me gotta lose som weight..got to go to the docs for some tests ,so I want to look half decent..not turn up in a wheelbarrow!!have a good one
hiya sk ...hows you today?smiley face on???what kind of dog is peggy?
mornin ppqp...you are in Canada ...not Seattle....chicken noodle soup...yep and a chuckie egg...thats you fixed!!
hiya pauly ..hows you then?wow yustaday was a quick zoomerooney through.......you sleep in?
hiya pie how are you today then?all good I hope..smiley head on?
right good peeps exit stage left..
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!" -
Teacher: "I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?"
Student: "The cow ate the grass,
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parents' names?" The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling." The teacher said, "Are you kidding?" The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking." -
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
"Babe is it in?"
"Yea."
"Does it hurt?"
"Uh huh."
"Let me put it in slowly."
"It still hurts."
"Okay, let's try another shoe size." -
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away. -
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill." -
Wish me luck in this year's London Marathon. I managed 3 hours, 12 minutes and 9 seconds last year.
This year I will try to beat that, but I usually get bored and turn over to watch something else.
This morning a homeless man came up to me and said, "Excuse me mate, have you got any spare change? I'm starving."
I just walked off shaking my head, I mean, who the fck eats coins?
The wife and I went to a bank robbers-themed fancy dress party last night.
Well I did. She stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.
17426238_10210750175544101_9182178756324669721_n.jpg
17425978_1306424926132327_5833226456206285808_n.jpg
no didn't sleep in yesterday was late cuz the site wouldn't load for some reason, got cold here fast! I knew I brought out the self tanner and shorts too early, now its back to long sleeves and pants
PQ,when is the biopsy? How are you feeling? Det,seen you on yesterdays thread for today,hope you have a great day,Pie,nice to see you-glad the shit mood passed,I hate those moods cuz I tend to overanalyze them and drive myself nuts? Hafta take Thursday off cuz Kell has one of her back cauterizing procedures scheduled and she has to be there early, sad cuz today is the day her baby was due
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