mae all ...howz you all today then?last day of March here...as it probably is where you are ..unless you are in upside down land...it is nice and sunny this morning,apart from the grey skies and rain that is...orf to the tooth mechanics today..hopefully not a long job...
so the weekend is here ..anyone doing owt special? and heres the daily brew...
ppqp...hope everything goes well for you at the memorial today...an open bar ..interesting to watch...bit like giving winchesters to the apaches?
hey sam ..how are you today then ...yup you beat me by 2 mins yesterday ..another minute and we could have boiled an egg!!
hiya pauly how did it all go yesterday?hopefully not too painful...cigs over here are pretty expensive too..roughly $13.50 for a pack of 20....jeez so glad I quit that too...just out of curiosity ..worked out how much I havent spent on booze since I quit..just raw numbers no inflation nish.. $18675
hey det hows you today then mate?apart from broozed fingies? Ive also got a bronze age arrowhead,and its so modern looking.you got any plans for the weekend ...apart from the no drinking one?
hiya Lav ..yup they have put on weight....unlike their owner .....ha I jest!Ive got a few pounds to lose...before the next jolliday....how are you today then?hopefully ok..did you get the large amount of rain as promised?
good people...a big hello to those not here,to those that arent here ,but usually are here,to those that are usually here but are in the background so we think they arent here ..to those that are here but just passing through for a look and gives the impression that that they arent here ,to those tha..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz :yay:he has shut up..
here you go..
Kaто го отвориш, неговия отговор е ' Внимавай защото Японска китоловна флотилия е в раьона. Може да я вземат за кит.
Ive manged to get a copy of the letter the Prime Minister sent to the EU triggering article 50 for Britains exit.......
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I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down. -
Teacher: What is the value of Pi?
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99 -
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe. -
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!" -
Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet. -
Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. -
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?" the cashier asks. "No," the guy says, "she's not that ugly." -
One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local kid Bubba he hired to mow his lawn, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that." The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know? Your wife IS better."
A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, "It's my husband, you have to leave!" The man jumps out of bed, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street, when he realizes something. He goes back to the house and says to the woman, "Wait, I'm your husband!" She replies giving him a dirty look, "So why did you run?"
Teacher: "Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?"
Student: "A heart attack."
so the weekend is here ..anyone doing owt special? and heres the daily brew...
ppqp...hope everything goes well for you at the memorial today...an open bar ..interesting to watch...bit like giving winchesters to the apaches?
hey sam ..how are you today then ...yup you beat me by 2 mins yesterday ..another minute and we could have boiled an egg!!
hiya pauly how did it all go yesterday?hopefully not too painful...cigs over here are pretty expensive too..roughly $13.50 for a pack of 20....jeez so glad I quit that too...just out of curiosity ..worked out how much I havent spent on booze since I quit..just raw numbers no inflation nish.. $18675
hey det hows you today then mate?apart from broozed fingies? Ive also got a bronze age arrowhead,and its so modern looking.you got any plans for the weekend ...apart from the no drinking one?
hiya Lav ..yup they have put on weight....unlike their owner .....ha I jest!Ive got a few pounds to lose...before the next jolliday....how are you today then?hopefully ok..did you get the large amount of rain as promised?
good people...a big hello to those not here,to those that arent here ,but usually are here,to those that are usually here but are in the background so we think they arent here ..to those that are here but just passing through for a look and gives the impression that that they arent here ,to those tha..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz :yay:he has shut up..
here you go..
Kaто го отвориш, неговия отговор е ' Внимавай защото Японска китоловна флотилия е в раьона. Може да я вземат за кит.
Ive manged to get a copy of the letter the Prime Minister sent to the EU triggering article 50 for Britains exit.......
17458193_1390487157685370_383022398434498108_n.jpg
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down. -
Teacher: What is the value of Pi?
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99 -
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe. -
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!" -
Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet. -
Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. -
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?" the cashier asks. "No," the guy says, "she's not that ugly." -
One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local kid Bubba he hired to mow his lawn, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that." The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know? Your wife IS better."
A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, "It's my husband, you have to leave!" The man jumps out of bed, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street, when he realizes something. He goes back to the house and says to the woman, "Wait, I'm your husband!" She replies giving him a dirty look, "So why did you run?"
Teacher: "Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?"
Student: "A heart attack."
I just hope it's not pizza again.. oink!
it was so damn windy yesterday! Power lines down,trees uprooted,4 semi-trucks blown over,sounded like the end of the world! 47,000 people with no power(I still had power
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