mae all ...howz the wureld wiv yall?april 1 2017....wow doesnt time fly.....35 years ago tomorrow,I was thinking (no I wasnt ..someone did that for me!!!!) of going to the south atlantic to the Falklands..then 27 years ago tomorrow,I was off to Manchester prison in riot gear,for the longest riot in prison history at Strangeways..and now I look after rabbits that probably cause me more hassle than all of it..
Pouring down with rain here,and its that not so cold almost summery rain...(whats this nut going on about?)
anyways brew time it is....
been up since daft o clock but had to go up to Halifax,then stopped at my friends farm,...starting May we are building a stable block..he has asked me to give him a hand, 13m x15 m so got to dig the footings out etc hardcore and concrete...timescale ?8 weeks so guess I will be busy...good exercise too..
hiya snoopster you doing ok?hope weekend is good for you.
ppqp ..how did the celebration go ?hope it all went to plan..was there as many there as you thought....cant see tho why you would want to electrocute them...... your post.. Hooking up a live feed :egad:
dentist yesterday ..thats me signed off ..now officially done..a Simon Cowell look alike!!
Det glad youve got your dux in a row....good positive thinking there about booze!!!!Im sure you will box the tax off some how...
hey pauly,hows you then?has the winds died down there?stop eatin beanz n brussel sprouts!!like you I dont get it re the kidding yourself that you arent drinking bit, when you are gettin wasted??
hiya Sk ...hope you are feeling better today..are the pain meds working? you stick to the road you are on.....the af one :congratulatory:
hiya Lav ..brew time...so no chance of meetin ya in Flori dee eye ay then? our rain is warm nah nah nah nah nah!!!!the rabbits have got their speedos on!!
hiya SF how are you today?all good I hope..
sorry this is rushed but its dinner oclock here so need to get it posted!!have a great weekend..
I've managed to avoid about 50 April fools jokes this morning.
I've lost my job as an emergency service operator as a result though.
Q: What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs
A: Ground Beef -
Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work. -
I live in Bakersfield, California. At least it's not Barstow, a city that owes its existence to the fact that people traveling to Las Vegas needed a place to stop and take a sh*t. There was a toilet and they built a city around it. -
Q: Do you want to know how I got out of Iraq?
A: I-ran
On Thanksgiving day, a little boy overhears his mom and dad fighting. He hears his mom call his dad a bastard and hears his dad call his mom a bitch. He asks, "Mommy, what does bstard mean?" She answers, "Um, it means boy." Then he asks, "Daddy, what does bitch mean?" He says, "Uh, it means girl." Later that day, the boy sees his father in the bathroom shaving; the dad accidentally cuts himself and says, "Sh*t." The son asks, "What does that mean?" The dad says, "It means shaving cream." Then he sees his mom in the kitchen carving the turkey; she accidentally cuts herself and says, "F*ck." The son asks her what that word means and she says, "It means carving." That evening, the family's guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. The son opens the door to welcome them and says, "Welcome bitches and bastards! My dad is in the bathroom rubbing sh*t on his face and my mom is in the kitchen f*cking the turkey."
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole! -
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Q. How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible -
Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic."
Step 2: Plug it into your computer.
Step 3: When iTunes says "Titanic is syncing," press cancel.
Step 4: Feel like a hero. -
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of Indians attaked them and knocked them out. When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne. The chief then said, "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me." So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed. Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed. The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!" The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples." -
Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. One turned around and asked the other how he died. "I froze to death. How about you?" "I had a heart attack." "How did that happen?" "Well, I suspected my wife was cheating on me. So after work I went straight home. I ran upstairs to find my wife sleeping by herself. Then I ran back downstairs and looked in all the hiding spots. When I was running back up the stairs, I had a heart attack." "That's ironic." "Why?" "If you would've looked in the fridge, we'd both be alive." -
Pouring down with rain here,and its that not so cold almost summery rain...(whats this nut going on about?)
anyways brew time it is....
been up since daft o clock but had to go up to Halifax,then stopped at my friends farm,...starting May we are building a stable block..he has asked me to give him a hand, 13m x15 m so got to dig the footings out etc hardcore and concrete...timescale ?8 weeks so guess I will be busy...good exercise too..
hiya snoopster you doing ok?hope weekend is good for you.
ppqp ..how did the celebration go ?hope it all went to plan..was there as many there as you thought....cant see tho why you would want to electrocute them...... your post.. Hooking up a live feed :egad:
dentist yesterday ..thats me signed off ..now officially done..a Simon Cowell look alike!!
Det glad youve got your dux in a row....good positive thinking there about booze!!!!Im sure you will box the tax off some how...
hey pauly,hows you then?has the winds died down there?stop eatin beanz n brussel sprouts!!like you I dont get it re the kidding yourself that you arent drinking bit, when you are gettin wasted??
hiya Sk ...hope you are feeling better today..are the pain meds working? you stick to the road you are on.....the af one :congratulatory:
hiya Lav ..brew time...so no chance of meetin ya in Flori dee eye ay then? our rain is warm nah nah nah nah nah!!!!the rabbits have got their speedos on!!
hiya SF how are you today?all good I hope..
sorry this is rushed but its dinner oclock here so need to get it posted!!have a great weekend..
I've managed to avoid about 50 April fools jokes this morning.
I've lost my job as an emergency service operator as a result though.
Q: What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs
A: Ground Beef -
Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work. -
I live in Bakersfield, California. At least it's not Barstow, a city that owes its existence to the fact that people traveling to Las Vegas needed a place to stop and take a sh*t. There was a toilet and they built a city around it. -
Q: Do you want to know how I got out of Iraq?
A: I-ran
On Thanksgiving day, a little boy overhears his mom and dad fighting. He hears his mom call his dad a bastard and hears his dad call his mom a bitch. He asks, "Mommy, what does bstard mean?" She answers, "Um, it means boy." Then he asks, "Daddy, what does bitch mean?" He says, "Uh, it means girl." Later that day, the boy sees his father in the bathroom shaving; the dad accidentally cuts himself and says, "Sh*t." The son asks, "What does that mean?" The dad says, "It means shaving cream." Then he sees his mom in the kitchen carving the turkey; she accidentally cuts herself and says, "F*ck." The son asks her what that word means and she says, "It means carving." That evening, the family's guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. The son opens the door to welcome them and says, "Welcome bitches and bastards! My dad is in the bathroom rubbing sh*t on his face and my mom is in the kitchen f*cking the turkey."
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole! -
17626458_1392986820768737_4245812180120524545_n.jpg
17634369_1391905344210218_3231206628284142762_n.jpg
Q. How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible -
Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic."
Step 2: Plug it into your computer.
Step 3: When iTunes says "Titanic is syncing," press cancel.
Step 4: Feel like a hero. -
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of Indians attaked them and knocked them out. When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne. The chief then said, "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me." So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed. Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed. The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!" The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples." -
Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. One turned around and asked the other how he died. "I froze to death. How about you?" "I had a heart attack." "How did that happen?" "Well, I suspected my wife was cheating on me. So after work I went straight home. I ran upstairs to find my wife sleeping by herself. Then I ran back downstairs and looked in all the hiding spots. When I was running back up the stairs, I had a heart attack." "That's ironic." "Why?" "If you would've looked in the fridge, we'd both be alive." -
feels weird going back to work after 2 days off but I'm sort of happy too cuz I spend too much on days off,PQ,how'd it go? SK,hope the pain isn't too much,SF,that's crazy about the tampon thing eeks! A few years ago I was watching "1000 ways to die" and this alkie guy couldn't drink cuz he had throat surgery so he had his wife do an alcohol enema on him kinda and he got al poisoning and died! Just shows you how people's minds are really f"$'4d up with these addictions
much love to all and I hope we all have a great AF Saturday
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