morn all how are yiz all today then?hope all good ...despite the various things going on in our lives..it really is hard to remember at times,especially when things are tough,thru illness ,bereavement finance ,work...but we get one shot at life, in this guise,you will never have another today,so if its crap then think of how to improve it,if its good ,enjoy it.
sun is shining out there ,the peskies are playing in the greenhouse and Ive got a ginger and lemon brew...
next holiday booked..29th June for a week...back to Tenerife...we were laffing about birthdays and what we had done
Julies birthdays
Egypt...then flew to Cairo
India
China
Cambodia
Florida
moi
Menorca
Tenerife
Tenerife
Italy
Tenerife
pattern developing???? anyways on we go..brew time...
hiya Nora C...firstly thank you for those words,that wasnt long after I had quit....and the jokes have been getting worse ever since!!how are you doing?havent seen you on here for a wee while ..how are things with you and yours?hope today is a good one
Hiya snoopster...wow ...firstly big hugs to you...hope you get better soon...Secondly ..yes you may want to hand your notice in...and if its crap and she sounds like a real good one..Stop think about it..do you want to go in throw your notice in and thats it?it will niggle you forever...my plan would be to see her eat a big plate of those words...therefore I would plan to exact my revenge?? in the following..
1 get her appraisal and comments in writing
2 she must have a boss somewhere either immediately above or at the top irrespective I would write/contact them giving all the details of what went on ..the fact you have never been pulled for bad performance before etc its affected your health etc really give it the big guns!I would pass it on to anyone in authority..it worth a shot you aing going to lose anything
3 start looking at future plans of employment ..anywhere else you could work ,do you need to work ,do you want to work at what you are doing..
honestly ...dont just go out on a limb like that ...plan it ...:hug:
pauly ..you watch some mental telly....an alcohol enema on him kinda and he got al poisoning and died! some asshole drinkin booze......:egad: anyways how are you this fine day?hope you are good..what was work like|?all ok or are they still stirring the cauldron...
ppqp...you dont know what to do with the food?glad it all went well..just being nosey now..was it varsity comm centre?
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Det...aye ye dinna ken whit ye have done by playin yon ill plisky... yep keep working at it ma loon...!!now how did your weekend go ?hopefully all went well?di you get any more pics...lets see them...
oh by the way you missed the letter "R" out a couple of times in your speech !! Mick is a gem among gems ..................have a good day mate .
hiya Lav..I dont believe for one moment you are doing nowt!!!how are you?chicken bites?????whats that all about ? flockin hell!!think Mr Amish man would be gettin an early pressie...so heres a salving brew....you're English grammar is as bad as dets..... in your usual upbeat way! should that not read beatup????have a good one..
SF..hey great to see you.good for you helping out at the VA hospital..I truly applaud you for that...In the services ,you do things,sometimes see thing ,sometimes things happen ,and they dont necessarily have to be conflict related which leave you wantin sometimes physically sometimes mentally,when you are in its a brotherhood ..you all look after each other,but the day comes and you go...ok at the time you may think yeehah thank fk...but believe me it is one seriously strong bond..even all these years later.
One thing I did notice, each and every time I have been to Florida,at seaworld, before every single show they actually ask all the vets and serving forces to stand up and then they thank them..I felt very proud at that moment to have served,not because I wanted recognition or any of that bullsh.t but the mere fact that normal people were saying thank you for what I and others had done..(not a lot in my case!)..dont know if that happens a lot over there..it certainly doesnt here...its kind of ..youve done youre bit..ta muchly theres the door see ya..not in every case but a lot..anyway Im wofflin now!!
right peeps tis time to go ..gotta kleen da peskies out...
have a good one...
Cost me a fcking fortune this week, my Facebook went down so I had to phone everyone to see what they were having for tea.
Q: What did the cross-eyed teacher say?
A: I can't control my pupils! -
If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster. -
Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?"
Candidate: "Honesty."
Interviewer: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."
Candidate: "I don't give a f*ck what you think."
How to be Insulting on Public Transportation: Pretend to be foreign when the conductor asks for your fare and try to give him the wrong denomination of money. -
Fun fact: If you cut off all your body hair and laid it end to end you'd be a fcking weirdo.
How to be Insulting in the Street: Find a bus stop with a waste bin attached to it. Hide a small bottle of champagne and a leg of chicken in the bottom. Wait for a queue to form at the bus stop, then go and rummage in the gutter, and finally look in the bin. Find the things you've hidden, and devour them in front of the people waiting for the bus. -
Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team. -
Q: What is the Mexican version of One Direction?
A: Juan Direction. -
So a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, "What are these clocks for?" St. Peter replies, "These are famous people lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell. Here we have Mother Teresa's clock. She has never lied so the clock has not moved. Honest Abe has only lied twice in his life, so it has only ticked twice." The man then asks, "So where is Donald Trumps clock?" St. Peter replies, "Oh, that is in Jesus' office, he is using it as a ceiling fan!"
Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses! -
Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her -
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it. -
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing. -
sun is shining out there ,the peskies are playing in the greenhouse and Ive got a ginger and lemon brew...
next holiday booked..29th June for a week...back to Tenerife...we were laffing about birthdays and what we had done
Julies birthdays
Egypt...then flew to Cairo
India
China
Cambodia
Florida
moi
Menorca
Tenerife
Tenerife
Italy
Tenerife
pattern developing???? anyways on we go..brew time...
hiya Nora C...firstly thank you for those words,that wasnt long after I had quit....and the jokes have been getting worse ever since!!how are you doing?havent seen you on here for a wee while ..how are things with you and yours?hope today is a good one
Hiya snoopster...wow ...firstly big hugs to you...hope you get better soon...Secondly ..yes you may want to hand your notice in...and if its crap and she sounds like a real good one..Stop think about it..do you want to go in throw your notice in and thats it?it will niggle you forever...my plan would be to see her eat a big plate of those words...therefore I would plan to exact my revenge?? in the following..
1 get her appraisal and comments in writing
2 she must have a boss somewhere either immediately above or at the top irrespective I would write/contact them giving all the details of what went on ..the fact you have never been pulled for bad performance before etc its affected your health etc really give it the big guns!I would pass it on to anyone in authority..it worth a shot you aing going to lose anything
3 start looking at future plans of employment ..anywhere else you could work ,do you need to work ,do you want to work at what you are doing..
honestly ...dont just go out on a limb like that ...plan it ...:hug:
pauly ..you watch some mental telly....an alcohol enema on him kinda and he got al poisoning and died! some asshole drinkin booze......:egad: anyways how are you this fine day?hope you are good..what was work like|?all ok or are they still stirring the cauldron...
ppqp...you dont know what to do with the food?glad it all went well..just being nosey now..was it varsity comm centre?
junk-food-puzzle-1.jpg
Det...aye ye dinna ken whit ye have done by playin yon ill plisky... yep keep working at it ma loon...!!now how did your weekend go ?hopefully all went well?di you get any more pics...lets see them...
oh by the way you missed the letter "R" out a couple of times in your speech !! Mick is a gem among gems ..................have a good day mate .
hiya Lav..I dont believe for one moment you are doing nowt!!!how are you?chicken bites?????whats that all about ? flockin hell!!think Mr Amish man would be gettin an early pressie...so heres a salving brew....you're English grammar is as bad as dets..... in your usual upbeat way! should that not read beatup????have a good one..
SF..hey great to see you.good for you helping out at the VA hospital..I truly applaud you for that...In the services ,you do things,sometimes see thing ,sometimes things happen ,and they dont necessarily have to be conflict related which leave you wantin sometimes physically sometimes mentally,when you are in its a brotherhood ..you all look after each other,but the day comes and you go...ok at the time you may think yeehah thank fk...but believe me it is one seriously strong bond..even all these years later.
One thing I did notice, each and every time I have been to Florida,at seaworld, before every single show they actually ask all the vets and serving forces to stand up and then they thank them..I felt very proud at that moment to have served,not because I wanted recognition or any of that bullsh.t but the mere fact that normal people were saying thank you for what I and others had done..(not a lot in my case!)..dont know if that happens a lot over there..it certainly doesnt here...its kind of ..youve done youre bit..ta muchly theres the door see ya..not in every case but a lot..anyway Im wofflin now!!
right peeps tis time to go ..gotta kleen da peskies out...
have a good one...
Cost me a fcking fortune this week, my Facebook went down so I had to phone everyone to see what they were having for tea.
Q: What did the cross-eyed teacher say?
A: I can't control my pupils! -
If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster. -
Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?"
Candidate: "Honesty."
Interviewer: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."
Candidate: "I don't give a f*ck what you think."
How to be Insulting on Public Transportation: Pretend to be foreign when the conductor asks for your fare and try to give him the wrong denomination of money. -
Fun fact: If you cut off all your body hair and laid it end to end you'd be a fcking weirdo.
How to be Insulting in the Street: Find a bus stop with a waste bin attached to it. Hide a small bottle of champagne and a leg of chicken in the bottom. Wait for a queue to form at the bus stop, then go and rummage in the gutter, and finally look in the bin. Find the things you've hidden, and devour them in front of the people waiting for the bus. -
Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team. -
Q: What is the Mexican version of One Direction?
A: Juan Direction. -
So a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, "What are these clocks for?" St. Peter replies, "These are famous people lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell. Here we have Mother Teresa's clock. She has never lied so the clock has not moved. Honest Abe has only lied twice in his life, so it has only ticked twice." The man then asks, "So where is Donald Trumps clock?" St. Peter replies, "Oh, that is in Jesus' office, he is using it as a ceiling fan!"
Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses! -
Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her -
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it. -
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing. -
I posted on the other thread that Kellie is now working at my shop,forgot to tell you on here so at least I work with someone"normal" haha love the ceiling fan joke! SF,that's awesome to volunteer at the VA hospital, I too have a huge respect for our military and cops too,I could never do their jobs so I have even more respect than usual,Det,is there still snow on the ground up there? PQ,I love all the leftovers I get when the kids are in town for a catering job,the gross stuff I don't like I give to my neighbor and she's always excited, plus she has kids so if I get 47 oranges that'll go bad in my house I know she can use them
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