morning all..how are we today then?good I hope...In the u.s. you thought you were the only ones going who had pretty stupid malevolent politicians?not 2 days in after the Article 50 had been delivered ..we have an ex politician talking about the the possibility of us having a conflict with Spain over Gibraltar..because 35 yrs ago today another lady prime minister did..over the Falkands...are these people real?
this is on the day that an asylum seeker in Britain got beat up on the streets of London so badly that he is fighting for his life..mebbes these a..holes should have a reality check now and again..no wonder this country is in such a mess...
ggrrr moving on ...another lovely day out there today....yesterday was a belter...
look at this..
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look at this one..he couldnt understand why he couldnt get to the food and she could...
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brew time it is ..just had ginger and lemon...
hiya det glad you had a good weekend..you going to put the pics up mate?this week you are back on your own job again arent you?
Lav......snap!!!I can think one thing but type something else & never see the difference. how are you today then? hope all is well in Lav land with plants peeking through..Ive got to prick out a load of tomato seedlings this morning...whilst you are making new quarters for your flock...so heres a brew before you start...
hiya ppqp..hows you then today?weather sounds pretty iffy...so hells lackey has been in touch?hope it was at least good ish news...
hiya pie...how are you then?hope all is good...yep my travel destinations dont take a lot of head scratching or organisation..plus its sunny,food is good its near the sea..a big plus for me..doesnt take long to get there.. good for you with that health worker..you do find that at times ..outliving their boundaries of authority ..either through ignorance or self importantism...just made that word up but it sounds good..best of luck with the condo selling...
hiya sk...day 3 hope you are feeling better today?
hiya pauly...hows you ?nice fb pic he has the face of innocence!!so Kell is working with you? at least you have talkable company..
hiya snoopster ..best of luck at work today...you do what is right for you..
hiya sam hows you then?
right off to do some "work".big shout to everyone...
Does anybody remember the good old days before Twitter, Facebook and Instagram when we used to take a picture of our dinner, take the roll of film to get developed and go around our friends houses to show them?
No?
Me neither
I hate people who refuse to let go of the past.
Debt collectors are the worst!
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses." -
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop. -
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive." -
An elephant and a camel are talking. The elephant asks, "Why do you have boobs on your back?" The camel replies, "Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face."
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction. The poodle thinks, "Uh, oh!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" says the leopard. "That was close! That poodle nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back so you can watch me chew that poodle to bits!" Now, the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and waits until they get just close enough to hear. "Where's that damn monkey?" the poodle says. "I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!" -
Q: What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
A: Bugs bunny. -
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
Q: What is crazy and walks along the sides of buildings?
A: A walnut. -
this is on the day that an asylum seeker in Britain got beat up on the streets of London so badly that he is fighting for his life..mebbes these a..holes should have a reality check now and again..no wonder this country is in such a mess...
ggrrr moving on ...another lovely day out there today....yesterday was a belter...
look at this..
20170402_174531.jpg
20170402_181940.jpg
look at this one..he couldnt understand why he couldnt get to the food and she could...
20170402_182116.jpg
brew time it is ..just had ginger and lemon...
hiya det glad you had a good weekend..you going to put the pics up mate?this week you are back on your own job again arent you?
Lav......snap!!!I can think one thing but type something else & never see the difference. how are you today then? hope all is well in Lav land with plants peeking through..Ive got to prick out a load of tomato seedlings this morning...whilst you are making new quarters for your flock...so heres a brew before you start...
hiya ppqp..hows you then today?weather sounds pretty iffy...so hells lackey has been in touch?hope it was at least good ish news...
hiya pie...how are you then?hope all is good...yep my travel destinations dont take a lot of head scratching or organisation..plus its sunny,food is good its near the sea..a big plus for me..doesnt take long to get there.. good for you with that health worker..you do find that at times ..outliving their boundaries of authority ..either through ignorance or self importantism...just made that word up but it sounds good..best of luck with the condo selling...
hiya sk...day 3 hope you are feeling better today?
hiya pauly...hows you ?nice fb pic he has the face of innocence!!so Kell is working with you? at least you have talkable company..
hiya snoopster ..best of luck at work today...you do what is right for you..
hiya sam hows you then?
right off to do some "work".big shout to everyone...
Does anybody remember the good old days before Twitter, Facebook and Instagram when we used to take a picture of our dinner, take the roll of film to get developed and go around our friends houses to show them?
No?
Me neither
I hate people who refuse to let go of the past.
Debt collectors are the worst!
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses." -
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop. -
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive." -
An elephant and a camel are talking. The elephant asks, "Why do you have boobs on your back?" The camel replies, "Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face."
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction. The poodle thinks, "Uh, oh!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" says the leopard. "That was close! That poodle nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back so you can watch me chew that poodle to bits!" Now, the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and waits until they get just close enough to hear. "Where's that damn monkey?" the poodle says. "I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!" -
Q: What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
A: Bugs bunny. -
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
Q: What is crazy and walks along the sides of buildings?
A: A walnut. -
my grandpa had a pet duck for ages,it followed him around everywhere! We had a fun day yesterday taking Lou to the park,I made the mistake of telling hubs he could get another motorcycle... I meant down the road,nope he was on Craigslist within the hour and had already called on a few,sheesh me and my big mouth
I just kind of liked when he used to have one so I could ride on the back around the block with him,there's a certain kind of freedom feeling on a bike that you can't get in a car,see what happens, much love to ALL and I hope everyone has a wonderful AF Monday
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