morn all...how are we today then?Im going to be busy today...as we speak //0715 my mate is on the way with a new garage door that we are going to fit...allegedly today...checked the weather forecast ...cloudy no rain so that will do...
so just a quick shufti thru
brew time is here ...for me lemon and ginger..
hiya det hows you mate ..ta for the lens info....ppqp has got a good idea there..they are brill pics ..I would seryously think about adverting my services...good job on no booze.com...You back in the armoury?
hiya sk ...glad things are getting better ..day 4 onwards and upwards!!
hiya pauly hows you then?yep the ducks are drivin me quackers...so you are jotting about doing Easy Rider impressions now?Moorbike is the only road vehicle licence I have never held in my life...from buses,freightliners,cranes tanks all the way down to road rollers and grass mowers ..but never motorbike...didnt feel safe..wish I had of got it though..I had a shot once and crashed ..never again..
hiya ppqp...did you have the bbq ?youve still got tons of food left from the memorial...bbqd cheese n tomato sandwiches :egad:so it was the same old same old from the solicitor? f.... em you have a good life...startin with today
hiya Lav ..duck n hell yep you are right ..think they have got squatters rights ...they were here yesterday ....and another male turned up ...oh boy the other one made it quite plain he wasnt required!!here you go..brew time..Garden seems to be getting its act together slowly ..but you know me...there will be a sudden ..lets do this idea...and thats it..hopefully starting work on this stable block next month so that will curb my enthusiasm!!
hiya pie sam nora c,snoopster (how did you get on?) and everyone else...gotta rush ..
The crime rate is so bad in Liverpool, that last week a bank robber was mugged on the way back to his getaway car!
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
So what's so hard about that?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes
Q: What do bees comb their hair with?
A: A honey comb! -
An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit." The mortician says, "We’ll take care of it, ma’am," and yells to the back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!" -
Q: What's Forrest Gump’s password?
A: 1forrest1
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'" -
A woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac." "I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour." "That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?" -
A lady sitting in the dentist chair told the dentist, "I would rather go through the pain of child birth than have you drill in my mouth." The dentist replied, "Well, you had better make up your mind so I can adjust my chair." -
The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it," He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it before he got home to his wife. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to play with his unit. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop replied, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago." -
so just a quick shufti thru
brew time is here ...for me lemon and ginger..
hiya det hows you mate ..ta for the lens info....ppqp has got a good idea there..they are brill pics ..I would seryously think about adverting my services...good job on no booze.com...You back in the armoury?
hiya sk ...glad things are getting better ..day 4 onwards and upwards!!
hiya pauly hows you then?yep the ducks are drivin me quackers...so you are jotting about doing Easy Rider impressions now?Moorbike is the only road vehicle licence I have never held in my life...from buses,freightliners,cranes tanks all the way down to road rollers and grass mowers ..but never motorbike...didnt feel safe..wish I had of got it though..I had a shot once and crashed ..never again..
hiya ppqp...did you have the bbq ?youve still got tons of food left from the memorial...bbqd cheese n tomato sandwiches :egad:so it was the same old same old from the solicitor? f.... em you have a good life...startin with today
hiya Lav ..duck n hell yep you are right ..think they have got squatters rights ...they were here yesterday ....and another male turned up ...oh boy the other one made it quite plain he wasnt required!!here you go..brew time..Garden seems to be getting its act together slowly ..but you know me...there will be a sudden ..lets do this idea...and thats it..hopefully starting work on this stable block next month so that will curb my enthusiasm!!
hiya pie sam nora c,snoopster (how did you get on?) and everyone else...gotta rush ..
The crime rate is so bad in Liverpool, that last week a bank robber was mugged on the way back to his getaway car!
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
So what's so hard about that?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes
Q: What do bees comb their hair with?
A: A honey comb! -
An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit." The mortician says, "We’ll take care of it, ma’am," and yells to the back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!" -
Q: What's Forrest Gump’s password?
A: 1forrest1
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'" -
A woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac." "I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour." "That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?" -
A lady sitting in the dentist chair told the dentist, "I would rather go through the pain of child birth than have you drill in my mouth." The dentist replied, "Well, you had better make up your mind so I can adjust my chair." -
The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it," He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it before he got home to his wife. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to play with his unit. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop replied, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago." -
between here and the steppers I forget what I'm gonna post,or I get distracted and read something else,I hope you're doing well, PQ,too bad about the BBQ still being in hibernation, shoot even hot dogs on the grill sound good but I think I like chicken the best
Det,what a great hobby to have,especially up there cuz you do have some beautiful sites,I love Lake Tahoe especially and over by Minden,just kind of tucked away beauty,much love to all and I hope we all have a wonderful AF Tuesday
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