mae all....how are we today then?hope all well...what an absolute cracker of a day here yesterday,sun out all day,we actaully sat in the garden and had our tea..Amy came over to help us get rid of any food that was left,Had a good trip up to Skipton,traffic was pretty bad,mind you a bit of sun here and everyone is either supping beer outside the pubs or out for a drive and Skipton is one of those picture postcard places..
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Canal-Skipton-small-1.jpg
and yup ..like everywhere else its got a castle!!
skipton-castle.jpg..this is the tradesmans entrance ...thats why there is no one here!!
the weather looks pretty good again today,rabbits are out,but its supposed to pour down next week.my back is kinda sore ...the disc was on its way back in I guess,but I jarred it yesterday,so it isnt so good today..the trouble is ,you cant see it so it doesnt compute in my head and I do find it a bit difficult to do nothing...
anyways brew time ...
Snoopster good morning to you ..hows things with you today then?did you get the promised sun too?hope your weekend is going good..
hiya pauly aka..Evil Kineival..you know what?you have just summed all that crap up thats going on at the moment about gender issues ..males and females etc..If you had asked a bloke about the bike you would have got something like..
Kawasaki Ninja H2 in red and black with a supercharged 998cc inline four-cylinder configuration that is similar to modern superbike engines on a nimble chassis. It has durable flat piston crowns, a new trellis frame that is lightweight and a Kawasaki production single-sided swingarm that allows the exhaust pipe to be mounted closer to the bike’s centerline. The KYB AOS-II 43 millimeter front fork on the 2016 Kawasaki Ninja H2 allows for low friction, utilizes the multi-mode traction control, launch control and engine braking control, ABS and a quick shifter. It also comes with a new assist & slipper clutch function that gives lighter clutch operation and overcomes wheel hop on downshift.
now if you had asked him about a certain lipstick....its red ... female answer..would be
Blake's red is a pure ruby red that is designed to suit warm skin tones. It is a matte finish with a hydrating texture.
A matte that reveals red's colour intensity. Enriched with velvet spheres, pure pigments and jojoba oils, lips feel more hydrated after applying.
thats it ..in a nutshell ..job done!!!
you have a good day.
hiya det...lazy day buddy? glad there are no cravings..so you just take it easy mate...We have a new series of forged in fire over here on the go,basically the are pitting all the champions from the other series against each other...you got plans for today?
hiya Lav ....a pergola?good for you ..get it built and enjoy it afore the rains start..yep got what I wanted /needed yesterday ..and that included a hoover..I needed one for the garage...the mess I make sawing and cutting wood and planting up etc..so I need one that is pretty heavy duty..the one I have is getting pretty shot..got one out of the paper ads for sale...a Henry hoover...2nd hand ..noo they are £174 ...got it for 30 so well chuffed ....you got good weather too?you dont perchance want a cockerel that cant tell the time do you?I know where there is one ..free to good home..
heres your early brew..
hiya all you good folks not here at the mo...Sam ,pie,sk nora c,tt etc ...hope you all have a good day..
I'm not saying the women in my local pub are ugly, but there's a paper bag machine in the gents.
"Black really is slimming on you love, I can honestly say you've never looked sexier," I assured the wife.
"Turn the light back on you a$$hole." She replied.
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." -
Q: What do you call someone without a nose or a body?
A: Nobodynose. -
Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator. -
Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Blonde: "California."
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "All of me." -
Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog because it croaks every night.
A man who is just married is flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride is to accompany him the next day. When he gets there, he e-mails his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sends the e-mail, he mistypes the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the e-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints. Hearing her grandmother’s cry, the widow's 18 year old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on, with a message that reads, "Dear love, I just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can't wait to see you. Love, Me. P.S. Sure is hot down here."
Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
A: Decalfeinated. -
Q: How do fish get high?
A: Seaweed.
A truck driver was driving between towns on a country road when he spotted a gorgeous blonde hitchhiking. He stopped without hesitation and she climbed into the cab showing mountains of cleavage. Two miles further down the road, he got a flat, pulled to the side of the road and got out to inspect the tire. He was fiddling around with the wheel, when the blonde opened the window and shouted down, "Do you want a screwdriver?" The driver replied, all smiles, "Might as well. I can't get this fcking hub cap off."
Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars.
.Skipton2.jpg
Canal-Skipton-small-1.jpg
and yup ..like everywhere else its got a castle!!
skipton-castle.jpg..this is the tradesmans entrance ...thats why there is no one here!!
the weather looks pretty good again today,rabbits are out,but its supposed to pour down next week.my back is kinda sore ...the disc was on its way back in I guess,but I jarred it yesterday,so it isnt so good today..the trouble is ,you cant see it so it doesnt compute in my head and I do find it a bit difficult to do nothing...
anyways brew time ...
Snoopster good morning to you ..hows things with you today then?did you get the promised sun too?hope your weekend is going good..
hiya pauly aka..Evil Kineival..you know what?you have just summed all that crap up thats going on at the moment about gender issues ..males and females etc..If you had asked a bloke about the bike you would have got something like..
Kawasaki Ninja H2 in red and black with a supercharged 998cc inline four-cylinder configuration that is similar to modern superbike engines on a nimble chassis. It has durable flat piston crowns, a new trellis frame that is lightweight and a Kawasaki production single-sided swingarm that allows the exhaust pipe to be mounted closer to the bike’s centerline. The KYB AOS-II 43 millimeter front fork on the 2016 Kawasaki Ninja H2 allows for low friction, utilizes the multi-mode traction control, launch control and engine braking control, ABS and a quick shifter. It also comes with a new assist & slipper clutch function that gives lighter clutch operation and overcomes wheel hop on downshift.
now if you had asked him about a certain lipstick....its red ... female answer..would be
Blake's red is a pure ruby red that is designed to suit warm skin tones. It is a matte finish with a hydrating texture.
A matte that reveals red's colour intensity. Enriched with velvet spheres, pure pigments and jojoba oils, lips feel more hydrated after applying.
thats it ..in a nutshell ..job done!!!
you have a good day.
hiya det...lazy day buddy? glad there are no cravings..so you just take it easy mate...We have a new series of forged in fire over here on the go,basically the are pitting all the champions from the other series against each other...you got plans for today?
hiya Lav ....a pergola?good for you ..get it built and enjoy it afore the rains start..yep got what I wanted /needed yesterday ..and that included a hoover..I needed one for the garage...the mess I make sawing and cutting wood and planting up etc..so I need one that is pretty heavy duty..the one I have is getting pretty shot..got one out of the paper ads for sale...a Henry hoover...2nd hand ..noo they are £174 ...got it for 30 so well chuffed ....you got good weather too?you dont perchance want a cockerel that cant tell the time do you?I know where there is one ..free to good home..
heres your early brew..
hiya all you good folks not here at the mo...Sam ,pie,sk nora c,tt etc ...hope you all have a good day..
I'm not saying the women in my local pub are ugly, but there's a paper bag machine in the gents.
"Black really is slimming on you love, I can honestly say you've never looked sexier," I assured the wife.
"Turn the light back on you a$$hole." She replied.
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." -
Q: What do you call someone without a nose or a body?
A: Nobodynose. -
Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator. -
Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Blonde: "California."
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "All of me." -
Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog because it croaks every night.
A man who is just married is flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride is to accompany him the next day. When he gets there, he e-mails his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sends the e-mail, he mistypes the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the e-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints. Hearing her grandmother’s cry, the widow's 18 year old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on, with a message that reads, "Dear love, I just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can't wait to see you. Love, Me. P.S. Sure is hot down here."
Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
A: Decalfeinated. -
Q: How do fish get high?
A: Seaweed.
A truck driver was driving between towns on a country road when he spotted a gorgeous blonde hitchhiking. He stopped without hesitation and she climbed into the cab showing mountains of cleavage. Two miles further down the road, he got a flat, pulled to the side of the road and got out to inspect the tire. He was fiddling around with the wheel, when the blonde opened the window and shouted down, "Do you want a screwdriver?" The driver replied, all smiles, "Might as well. I can't get this fcking hub cap off."
Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars.
I hope the back calms down! They have those Icy Hot Tens therapy thingies here for $35 bucks,I think I'm gonna buy one for the back cuz seems like we all have probs sometimes, do they have those over there? Snoopstar,glad you're on the mend
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