got a fair bit done in the garden yesterday..the choice was go to Manchester with Julie and Amy shopping..or dig up weeds and move plants..personally I would have cut the grass with my teeth rather than go shopping in manchester..they saw about 8 people off their face with "spice" its prevalent there at the moment..
Spice drug zombies appear frozen in time in Manchester | Metro News
Manchester police deal with 31 Spice-related calls in 24 hours - BBC News
ok so movinb swiftly on ...what sorta weekend did we all have?
ppqp...havent seen you over the weekend ...you ok?
Nora C ..hows you then?tr hank you for the thanks if that makes sense???sometimes it hard to find and make jokes up and it makes it worhth while if I can give someone a laff..
hiya snoopster ..yep weekend weather was good,but alas didnt last ..glad you had a good time at the weekend...what has the future for you or is it too early to say?
hey pauly ..hows you then?back is calming down a bit,heat and massage are helping out....glad you n det have buddied up on the anti booze cruise..talkin about cruises ..you can go down the river through the town of Skipton on a cruise ..its ace.. I did it yonks ago...hope you have a good day.
hi Sam the man....hows you then ..hope all is well...sounds like you are having good fun with the music..does that top bar hive give you a better return...Im interested as my friend keeps bees..
hiya Lav....shock horror this morning!!!we ran outta cawfee!!!!!!thought there was a full jar in the cupboard ..but no...but da da ...disaster averted...all these holidays I go on...the little sachets that Julie always says what are you nicking them for?out of the hotel rooms..well they DO come in handy..so heres an an Italian coffee ..or perhaps Spanish??so the pergola calls for the following does it
1 sharp intake of breath
2 head scratching
3 brew
4 assemble parts that look as if they go together
5 curse manufacturer
6 explain to anyone who will listen how crap the screws/nails are
7 brew
8 admire progress
9 read instructions
10 fit together
11 tell everyone how clever you are..despite rubbish instructions you managed to do it..
is that about right???
hiya det..hows you then mate?took it eazee this weekend ..me too ..sounds like you had a duckin great weekend....have a great day..
right peeps..have a good one.....
Paddy says to Mick...."I can't remember the name of that historical Greek film Brad Pitt was in...
"Troy." said Mick .
Paddy : " I feckin am, but I still can't remember!! "
I bought a toilet brush 5 days ago. Long story short...
I'm going back to toilet paper.
For my next trick,I intend to eat a percussion instrument in a sandwich.
Drum roll please....
A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because he announces his wife has just produced "a typical Texas baby boy weighing 20 pounds.
"Congratulations" shower him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" are heard. A woman faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Ten pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned. "Why? What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth."
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star, wipes his lips on his shirtsleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised
Last year I felt miserable and depressed, but this year I've managed to turn it around.
Now I feel depressed and miserable!!.
I said to my girlfriend last night, "I fancy a takeaway." She said, "Are you talking Chinese?" I said, "No, did it sound Chinese?
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